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<Kell_Horn> who's the sexy biatch? <Cay-Qel> it's Nachos <Sxybiatch> a hot 18 yr old girl <Kell_Horn> nachos is a hot 18 year old girl? damn... <Kell_Horn> brings whole new meaning to eating nachos with cheese...<Cay-Qel> could've fooled me....
• CMR_Randy nods and moves to dock with the War Frigate
* Cay-Qel fires at the same three
<CMR_Randy> CMR_Randy: 6D6+2 -- 6 3 6 2 6 4 +2 -- Total: 63 Bonus: 34
<Borsk> you haveth the...PINK EYE! :P
<`Jester> Apoc: Don't stick your finger in it
<COL_Apoc> ROFL!
<Cay-Qel> ty
* COL_Apoc looks at Shik
<COL_Apoc> LOL!
<COL_Apoc> Well, I think the cause of the injury was pink...but you know, not sure it was kinda dark.
<ADM-Shik> lol
<ADM-Shik> LROFLASFFF
<ADM-Shik> you shoulda got a good look at it
<COL_Apoc> Dude, it was right in my eye. I couldn't get a good light view :-P
<ADM-Shik> heh
<ADM-Shik> what if it managed to be a few inches lower and centered? :P
<COL_Apoc> Well...then maybe,
<`Jester> You should tell Sconn to be more careful about where he shoves his wang
<COL_Apoc> but its a moot point :-P
<COL_Apoc> Jest...not a wang.
* COL_Apoc looks around
<COL_Apoc> and not a cunt either.
<Borsk> Kettch ignites his saber, impales Cay and then bites off his wang :P <CMR_Randy> <Bob Dole> *Gets the lube and mounts Cay's ass* PH34R //Y /!46R4!!!!!!!! * Cay-Qel absorbs the saber blade...then screams in agony as he loses his wang and then screams again as Dole starts ass raping him
<BeanyCook> Shan, you bouncy today?
<Kel-Shan> Um...
<CMR_Randy> .....lol Bean
<Kel-Shan> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* CMR_Randy falls over giggling
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Eric_w> lol
* Kel-Shan (both of us) fall over laughing
<CMR_Randy> Great timing :P
* Owain twitches.
* CMR_Randy wipes a tear from his eye :P
<Kel-Shan> rofl...Shan is crying cause she's laughin so hard.
[23:00] <`Davery> So Jan, what brings you to these hours to rub shoulders with the unmentionable dregs of RS society? :P
[23:00] <Jan-lo> I had to kick back and see some silliness after a tough mission. :P
[23:00] <Tag> ...Dave, since when are we the dregs?
[23:00] <Kerensky> ....thank you, dave, for restating my question in such a way that made it utterly boring
[23:00] * Tag holds a blaster under Dave's chin.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <`Davery> Case in point
[23:01] <`Davery> Erin holds a "blaster" under my chin
[23:01] <`Davery> Like I was saying :P
[23:01] <Cay-Qel> lol
[23:01] <Kirghy> There's an easier way.
[23:01] <Jan-lo> He's got a point, Tag. ;)
[23:01] * Kirghy kicks Dave in the shins
[23:01] <Jan-lo> ...
[23:01] <Jan-lo> Stop beating up my wingman.
[23:01] <Kerensky> Dave's your wingman?
[23:01] * `Davery kills Kirghy
[23:02] <`Davery> Isn't it ironic? :P
[23:02] <Jan-lo> If Ghost ever gets started. :P
[23:02] <Sconn> Dave's my bitch.
[23:02] * Tag sits the old man in his chair and gives him his cane and his medication.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> of course...remember when she did it with him and...uhhh...Face, I think
[23:02] <Tag> Raptorpoo and I flew together.
[23:02] <Cay-Qel> :-P
[23:02] * Jan-lo steals the cane and gives the medication to Entropy
[23:02] <`Davery> wasn't me
[23:02] <Tag> It was an interesting experience.
[23:02] *** Kirghy is now known as GhostKirg
[23:02] <GhostKirg> Dang it Dave
[23:02] <`Davery> We flew together?
[23:02] <Kerensky> jan, you poor soul
[23:02] *** Cay-Qel is now known as GhostElvn
[23:02] <Kerensky> you will be dying first mission, because your wingman's arthritis kicked in
[23:02] * Jan-lo hits Kirghy's respawn button
[23:02] <Jan-lo> rofl
[23:02] *** GhostKirg is now known as Kirghy
[23:02] <Kirghy> lol
[23:02] *** GhostElvn is now known as GhostCay
[23:03] <Tag> The senility, too.
<Akar> And now, laddies and gents, we'd like to introduce our next in men's cologne! The sweat and stuff that Columbus once..uh, sweated, is now mixed in a ottle! I present..Christopher Cologne!!! :P
<Himm> lol
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Cephy> nother lol
<Cephy> *another
<`Entropy> Very nice job Chrys. You made Ceph and Himm's English look good :P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Himm> ROFL
<Cephy> LAMO
<`Entropy> Lamo?
* `Entropy renames Gab "Bubbles" and stuffs Jan in the bacta tank with him.
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Cay-Qel> lol!!!
<Licah> heh
<Gabrich> ........lol
<Licah> You know what to do Jan
<Cay-Qel> Go blow some Bubbles, Janny :-P
<Jan-lo> Yes, I will kill you all.
<Jan-lo> The lot of you. All. Kill dead. :P
<LCL_Randy> Shik
<LCL_Randy> For most people that would be a small, one handed weapon to begin with :-P
<Shikizzle> DoomWang
<LCL_Randy> Anyway Shik
<LCL_Randy> DoomCock sounds more harsh
<Shikizzle> DoomCock makes me think of an evil chicken though
<Shikizzle> like DoomCock's adventures against the evil KFC empire
<LCL_Randy> Hmmm
<LCL_Randy> DOOM COCK MEETS DOOM CUNT IN AN EPIC BATTLE!
<LCL_Randy> WHO SHALL TRIUMPH!?
* Shikizzle falls down
<Cay-Qel> DoomCock. DoomCunt will just get speared.
<LCL_Randy> Shik's fallen and he can't get it up :-P
<Shikizzle> DoomCunt: DoomCock will get buried!
<Dorsk> Cay, come comp stomp with us!
<Zak-SCBW> He's busy getting cyber poon from shan
<Cay-Qel> Nah, just talkin'
<Zak-SCBW> so that's what you call it now a days "talkn'", I'm on to your secret code :P
<Dorsk> So what's 'busy'?
<Zak-SCBW> wanking :P
<Cay-Qel> Busy was five minutes ago.
<Zak-SCBW> ...
<Zak-SCBW> Cay, go wash your hands and come on :P
<Dorsk> Use soap please.
<Cay-Qel> I washed my hands 4 minutes ago. :-P
<Dorsk> Do it again.
5:58:59 PM * Deltan prods Dan with charged end of his/her stun baton
5:59:40 PM <`Dan> what delt?
6:00:00 PM <Deltan> Nothing. Just a random prodding.
6:00:42 PM <`Dan> oh
6:00:52 PM <`Dan> with your male stick or your female stick?
6:00:58 PM <`Dan> erm, stun aton
6:00:58 PM <Cay-Qel> rofl
6:02:11 PM <Deltan> My female stick. It straps on.
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cay-Qel> :-P
<Cephisus> let's slap Gab!!!
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cay-Qel> yeah!
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cephisus> LOL
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Gabrich slaps Ceph with his dick and repents as he sees the bloody shapeless mass that is all that is left of Ceph
This is the log as Blast is desperately trying to register #RSPA. Ah, the futility.
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* BlastSWG sighs
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<BlastSWG> Bloody freaking HELL
<BlastSWG> Deltan, you stay online
<BlastSWG> Dont you leave. :P
<`Sean> heh
<BlastSWG> ...now, I could do this right now if Rich were on.
<BlastSWG> But then Rich left.
<BlastSWG> WHY!?!?!
* Deltan hovers his mouse cursor over the 'quit' button and whistles a happy tune
<RedBlade> Do what?
<BlastSWG> Deltan, I know where you live.
<BlastSWG> >:P
<Deltan> Yeah, but do you know where I keep the firearms? :P
<`Entropy> In your pants
<RedBlade> Do it without Rich, I want to know what it is. :P
<BlastSWG> I dont fear firearms. :P
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<`HotShot> X is on in the Bar & Grill. Ask him.
<BlastSWG> X!
<`HotShot> there!
<`Entropy> Use X
<BlastSWG> STAY HERE!
<BlastSWG> ...
<BlastSWG> Someone isnt logged in
<`HotShot> lol
<XtremeAfk> AHHH
*** XtremeAfk is now known as Xtremegen
<Xtremegen> oh
<J_Barnes> Was I supposed to do something?
<Xtremegen> channel
<Xtremegen> no wonder :P
<Xtremegen> I just auto logged
<RedBlade> Hey dont leave us out!
<Xtremegen> wait, they're being added tonight?
<BlastSWG> ...for the love of God, why do they make this process so damned retarded?
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<`HotShot> Because Undernet 0wnz j00!
<`HotShot> ...well, f*ck.
<BlastSWG> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now that's irony when the netsplit just rolls in when things are finally moving. Ah, the wonders of the Undernet; ain't life grand?
