<Cephisus> Hi Korey
<Cephisus> My name is Cephisus and I'm form the Earth
<Cephisus> :p
<Korey> My name is Mike, and I have a penis.
<Cephisus> lol
<Korey> wanna see?
<Cephisus> AAeggghh, no plz
<Cephisus> Gab, you're lagged
<Himm> very much so
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> nice to not be the lagged one
<Cephisus> I asked that 5 min ago :p
<Cephisus> yeah Himm
<Himm> :)
* Foxly spanks Gab.
<Gab_LOA> ...
<Gab_LOA> am I lagged?
-> [#ibg] PING
<Gab_LOA> sh!t.
<Foxly> ......that thing
<Himm> he is lagged...
<Cephisus> lol, he's talking alone!!! LOL
<Himm> LOL
<Foxly> I'm good!
<Foxly> 52 mph!
<Foxly> heh, awesome
[Foxly:#ibg PING]
<Cephisus> Stop That! I'm gonna kick him, perhaps when he joinf again he won't be so lagged
<Foxly> He'll realize it in like
<Foxly> 2 minutes :P
<Cephisus> heh
<Cephisus> ok
<Himm> this mean we can say a lot of ... things about Gab, and then run away, and we will be long gone when he sees it, and unable to catch up on us. Cool!!!
<Cephisus> LOL
* Foxly humps Gab.
<Cephisus> everytime Gab writes sopmething I start laughing!! lol
<Himm> lol
-Himm- Pinging me, eh? Go ping yourself.
-Cephisus- I like it, yeah! Yeah! YEAH! Ping me MORE! :P
(note: I had like 3 minutes lag actually :P)
<Jameswolf> What is a piece of sh*t, Ceph?
<Cephisus> my IRC
<Jameswolf> ROFL
<Reabel> lol
<Cephisus> everytime I click a channel it leaves
<Reabel> www.mirc.com
<Jameswolf> Time for me to cause some damage.
<Licah> icechat
<Licah> > mirc
<Jameswolf> LMFAO
<Reabel> ....
<Reabel> icechat > mirc?
<Licah> yes
<Reabel> icechat is less than?
<Reabel> lol
<Licah> wtf
<Licah> you don't even know your math symbols?
<Cephisus> yeah, wtf
<Reabel> lol
<Reabel> man
<Reabel> > = less than
<DevAzza> I'm off guys gn8
<Licah> ......
<Reabel> < = greater than
<Reabel> think of pac man
<Cephisus> Byr Dev!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cephisus> *Bye!
<Reabel> bye
<Licah> so if a > b, you say that a is less than b
* DevAzza has quit IRC (Quit)
<Reabel> yeh..
<Cephisus> ?
<Licah> thats it
<Licah> Im putting you on ignore
<Cephisus> LMAO!
<Reabel> hold on
<Licah> I dont need this kind of stupidity :P
<Reabel> gimme a second to test something
<Licah> no
<Cephisus> ROFLMAO
<Licah> so Ceph, whats up?
<Cephisus> I can't stop lauhing
* Cephisus plays Born to be Wild
* Cephisus plays AC/DC- Highway to Hell
* Cephisus plays Shin Shan's song :p
* Licah plays Bach - BWV 541 =P
<COL_Gab> whoa
<COL_Gab> that's music
<Cephisus> Bach? is a singer of Heavy metal?
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cay-Qel> :-P
<Cephisus> let's slap Gab!!!
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cay-Qel> yeah!
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
<Cephisus> LOL
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cephisus slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Cay-Qel slaps Gabrich around a bit with a large trout
* Gabrich slaps Ceph with his dick and repents as he sees the bloody shapeless mass that is all that is left of Ceph
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's dead
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag kicks deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan around a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus drugs Deltan and dresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's dead...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's not, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> no ur not
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be god
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD and Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
[14:14] * BGN_GAb has joined #ibg
[14:14] * X sets mode: +o BGN_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is now known as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGN_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never mind, dear...
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to bed ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> nope
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermafordite, I would feel two kind of orgasms, wow it would be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> Somebody need me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's not dead!
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGN_GAb> not right now :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisted.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an different bed tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> no!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is somebody logging this?
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the dinner
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> make sure this ends up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, darling, dinner is ready!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers and the newspaper
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfriend is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> you don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopid b!tch!
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> and "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right now...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupid, but I'm ... delicious
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus around a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh no, that trout was tomorrow's dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruined it
[14:21] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be mad at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigerator
[14:22] <BGN_GAb> remind me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> Good call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph and his "girlfriend"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonders if Gab wants a wife...
[14:23] * RS_Jag has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[14:23] * RS_Jag has joined #ibg
[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUN!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> Um, I have too many already, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is now known as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is now known as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. Tired of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confused
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get divorcied
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confused
[14:24] * BGN_GAb considers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh no, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigerator
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messed up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out and dies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> Nooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> make up your mind, you... sick bastard :P
[14:26] * Cephisus sicides
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suicides
[14:26] <RS_Jag> need to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is now known as Himm
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> oh no, he sicided.
<Horn_Semi> where do you live himm?
<Himm> no, then I would have asked about "I'll be back"
<Himm> Norway
<Horn_Semi> what's the main language there?
<Himm> norwegian
<Himm> weird language
<Horn_Semi> I wondered if there was a norwegian language
<Cephisus> Tengo un mal presentimiento=I have a bad feeling about this
<Himm> there is
<Himm> ah!
<Horn_Semi> I only ask because I'm having problems reading through your conversation with ceph :P
<Himm> lol
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> you want me to speak norwegian, not english?
<Horn_Semi> I dunno...mebbe I'll be able to understand you better :P
* Licah has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Licah has joined #ibg
<Cephisus> wb
<Licah> thanks
* Licah has quit IRC (Quit: class is over.)
[16:25] <Reabel> wait..
[16:25] <Reabel> oh sh!t
[16:25] <Reabel> dont do it ceph!
[16:26] <Reabel> mother f**ker
[16:26] <Reabel> ack
[16:26] <Reabel> licah
[16:26] <Reabel> you were right!
[16:27] <Reabel> i feel like a total idiot..
[16:27] <Reabel> more than usual
[16:27] <Cephisus> http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/roster/quotes.php?msg=Quote%20Added
[16:27] <Licah> great :P
