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#548 (-1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Codyman> wow, if I ever heard someone say titchy penis on TV, I'd laugh for days

#1247 (-2) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Codyman> You're not taking, you're donating to a goat head sock puppet

#428 (1) - Posted by CDT Bluck
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<Zilch> Mole? They're those blind rodents that eat your garden from underground
<Codyman> there are really hot ones, but not in abundance like here

#1211 (-1) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<Codyman> break out the burritos folks, fold those tacos....it's a cum fiesta! YEEHAW!

#1265 (7) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Codyman> I was just kicking people out of my squadron for being cocksuckers and they gave me a medal of honor

#1368 (0) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Codyman> you know it's been a good night when you spend the remaining moments of your evening talking to a wasted elderly gas station attendent in a bar...

#1837 (3) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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[8:14 PM] MGN_Nicolai: I'm to the point where I kind of want to kill off Nico and Sara and just stop writing in the RS altogether. Sick and tired of being called an emo bitch
[8:15 PM] McGruff: O_O
[8:15 PM] Kaz: That kinda comes off as emo
[8:16 PM] Codyman: That was super emo
[8:16 PM] Teu: heh
[8:17 PM] MGN_Nicolai: Sweet. Well, I'm out then.
[8:18 PM] Codyman: I think "I'm to the point where I kind of want to kill off Nico and Sara and just stop writing in the RS altogether. Sick and tired of being called an emo bitch" is a fallout boy song title
[8:18 PM] McGruff: HAHA
[8:19 PM] McGruff: More like a "Panic at the Disco" title
[8:19 PM] MGN_Nicolai: I want nothing more to do with Zealot
[8:20 PM] McGruff: tosses Nico a Hot Topic card
[8:20 PM] MGN_Nicolai: I'm going LOA and preparing my resignation
[8:20 PM] MGN_Nicolai: Thanks

#1264 (0) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Codyman> It's a good thing you've learned latin. Because when the undead people of long dead empires rise again to take over the world, you'll be able to talk to them as they eat your brains

#383 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Codyman> if you say anything about your penis to me, I'm going to f*cking kill you
<StrmTroop> Cody, do you want to see my penis?
(MGN-Shik) :P

#1423 (5) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<SairAFK> mailsystem@rebelsquadrons.org? Is that just a club wide address? :P
<Codyman> no, it's Lt. Mailsys Tem of the ABG
<SairAFK> Fuck you, Cody

#1584 (9) - Posted by FA Michael Raven
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<`Davery> I was like... what's wrong with fucking a woman with a dick?
<COM_Raven> .......
<Codyman> lol
<COM_Raven> The fact that she has a penis, Dave.

#495 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<MajSconn> BTW....what day is it? I mean, I know it's Monday, but what's the number?
<Codyman> hell, I didn't even know it was monday

#1575 (11) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<GEN_Raven> I only pretend to give up to lure my opponent into a false sense of security right before I stab him/her/it in the eye
<Codyman> with my cock
<GEN_Raven> Exactly.
<GEN_Raven> I wield Cody's cock like a war sword.

#1531 (7) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
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<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.

#1314 (6) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Codyman> dude, these net relationships man.....bad news....
<Reab1942> cody
<Reab1942> they may be bad news...
<Reab1942> ...but its the only chance i have

#1826 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[23:14] <RayTOR> I FINALLY MADE IT TO LEVEL 50!!!!!!!!!
[23:15] <@Teu> now. 5 more levels.
[23:20] <`IronMan> Boo.
[23:21] <RayTOR> but im level 50!
[23:21] <Codyman> get this man a game
[23:21] <RayTOR> lol
[23:21] <`IronMan> The game is like a flaccid dick. You could keep playin' with it but it won't rise to the occasion.
[23:21] <@FA_Raven> lol
[23:21] <RayTOR> i can do daily's now
[23:22] <`IronMan> So can most committed folks. They're called quickies and you can do more than one a day.

#1330 (3) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<DashClone> moo moo moo
<Swomz> poo poo poo
<DashClone> bwgan
<DashClone> ack! the red pills escaped
<Phil_Dark> ...
<DashClone> space monkeys stole them
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<DashClone> damn space monkeys.
<DashClone> they ar evil
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