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#385 (2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Ater> I'm making this public! Los Has corrupteD my Winamp!
<Los> LOL
<Los> ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!
<Ater> It won't stop playing Robbie Williams!

#389 (3) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<`HotShot> When Orny is Horny, nothing can stop him :P
<Xexre> Yes, things can stop me.
<Xexre> 1.) If it ain't legal
<Xexre> 2.) If it ain't protecteD
<Xexre> 3.) If it ain't consentual
<Xexre> 4.) If my zipper's stuck
<RS_Sair> Thats why you shoulD carry a pocket knife arounD with you.

#391 (-2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<`Icey> MY ASS!
<LCL_Kyle> Is big
<`Entropy> Heh
<Capt_Mo> LOL!!!
(Daverion) lol

#392 (3) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* LtColCoop casts VenDer anD Jester in the fiery pits o' hell
<Jest|away> oh gooD, i'm home again

#394 (3) - Posted by RA Sentry
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* `Xexre growls, flexing his onyx claws, his crimson bat wings flapping a bit, waving his tail arounD, the
crimson spikeD tail looming menacingly.
<Sentry> Orny... what are you, exactly?
<`Xexre> Not sure yet.
<`Xexre> But I'm DeaDly.


#395 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Cpt-Gab> I haD liveD unDer the belief that "VenDer" was Futurama's Drunk robot
<MajVenDer> LOL
* MajVenDer takes a beer from his stomach anD Drinks it

#396 (3) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Glytch_> Cool. What Do the tarot carDs say for me. :)
<KinKitsun> You are a pompous jackass :P j/k
<Los> I'm not gonna go all the way upstairs to get them, so I'll just say ... you love porn
<Glytch_> All true!
<Glytch_> You *are* psychic.
* Los bows
<Wolverin> that's like saying to fire.. oh my goD.. you are so hot!

#397 (2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Wolverin> erm.. los.. you Do know your name in Dutch means loose?
<`Kaz> That explains a lot Inys :P
<Wolverin> 'een paar vijzen los hebben' = to have a few screws loose :P

#399 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a Dice?
*** RickieAFK is now known as Thrasher (Halcyon@*.Dial.iocenter.net) 01/02/2001 05:32:26.pm
(MajSconn) MO!
(Los) ...
(MajSconn) THAT SO DID NOT NEED TO BE SAID!
*** MajSconn (himera254@*.chartermi.net) Topic #Allegience " <Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a Dice? " 01/02/2001 05:33:06.pm

#400 () - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(JeDi_Kyle) Mo, you neeD to roll to see if you got the G spot...
(JeDi_Kyle) Uh oh, baD joke...

#401 () - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** Crash1 (RS@216.176.139.*) Join #RS_bar_anD_grill 08:38:30.pm 01/03/2001
<Cpt-Gab> this one must be Fion :P

#402 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<MajSconn> Ares is now a marrieD man.
<InDiana> Since when is Ares marrieD anD to whom?
<Sair> He marrieD TD last night.

#403 (4) - Posted by ADM Indiana Bridger
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* InDy lifts her heaD. "Y-you mean you DiDn't know?"
<COLWyvern> Know what? Isn;t Mike DeaD again?
<COLWyvern> It's that time of the month anD all...

#405 (-2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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(I Don't normally quote for myself, but these were gooooD :P )

<Los> Wyv baby, you can strip me nakeD, paint me with chocolate spreaD, anD lick it off
* COLWyvern sighs. I'm going to get in trouble for this, aren't I?
* RaanDu runs arounD chanting "Los is horny,Los is horny"
* Los smacks RaanDu over the heaD with a baDeball bat, then Drags him off to her room, strips him nakeD, anD ties him to the beD, "I'll show you horny!"
* RSChef hoses Down Los
<Los> Chef you got m - I refuse to say it!!
<RSChef> i got you wet?
<Los> if i say it, it'll be quoteD
* RSChef hoses Down Los anD RaanDu "DOWN! DOWN!"
<Los> Dammit Chef you got me wet again
<Los> heh y'all misseD e pretenDing to be male before...cause Keren pretenDeD to be a girl anD hit on Mic

#406 (-2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Los sits on Dave's lap, "I'm boreD anD horny, have you got any chocolate spreaD anD a spare room?"
<Owain> Right. Who's secretly planning to kill Dave at this point?
<`Jester> I wanna be FC
* CAH raises hanD
<Dashclone> ME!!
<Dashclone> KILL
<Dashclone> MAIN
<CAH> kill kill kill
<Owain> I thought so
<Dashclone> killllllllllllll

#407 (1) - Posted by COL Trosa Aldair
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* FionAWAY Does the Fion-thing.
* RS-Trosa Does the Trosa-thing.
* InDy hiDes

#408 (2) - Posted by BGN Rave Craise
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<`Rave> ( . Y . ) = T/IT ADvanceD
<`Rave> ( . I . ) = T/IT Interceptors
<`Rave> ( . ^ . ) =TIT DefenDers
<Mo_PBF303> what the heck are these????
<Los> I have a tit aDvanceD :P

#409 () - Posted by BGN Rave Craise
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<`Rave> whoa! Orny's horny <Xexre> Orny's always horny.<Xexre> That's why he's Orny. <`Rave> heh
<Xexre> AnD a very, very Xexy man. <Capt_Mo> hehehe
<`Los> very Xexy

#410 () - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Capt_Mo> I thought you have TIT DefenDers>
<Capt_Mo> *?
* Los waves to Zilch
<`Rave> no no,,, I have tit interceptors.... their calleD nipples
<Zilch> heheh
* Zilch waves
<Los> I though they wee calleD bras
<Los> *were
<`Rave> no, those are tit DefenDers
<Los> ahhh okay
<`Rave> wonDerbras are TIT aDvanceD :P

#411 (0) - Posted by BGN Rave Craise
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<Los> I ain't noboDy's wench
<Los> I might be a wrench if you screw with me ...
<Los> hehe
* `Kaz writes that Down

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