<Erin`> Such simple pleasures.
<CalDie> Simple? :)
<RS-Trosa> 'Tis a gift to be simple
<CalDie> Tis a gift to be free
<RS-Trosa> Tis a gift to come Down where we ught to be....::Pulls CalDie to the floor::
<CalDie> anD when we finD ourselves in a place just right, we shall be in the valley of love anDDelight
<Dashy> Erin, you Don't want to come Down here, it smells
* COL-Mike flicks his tongue in a certain spot too ;)
* RaanDu squirms
* TR_Hawk gives Mike a packet of Tic-Tacs
* COL-Mike backs off at JUST the right moment
* RaanDu gasps anD then cums
* TR_Hawk puts up a transparisteel shielD
* TR_Hawk watches in amazement as cracks appear in the shielD
* TR_Hawk runs outsiDe
* RaanDu squirts all over Dylor
* COL-Mike flashes a cocky grin
<LGN-Shik> ok, just Don't scan your penis.... we REALLY Don't neeD proof (`Davery) LOL!! That's a great paroDy on Russel Crowe's "Proof of life." I can imagine it now... "PROOF OF PENIS" <LGN-Shik> 'I want 5,000,000 for your husbanDs penis' <LGN-Shik> 'We're going to neeD proof of penis before we consiDer paying'
<VA_Raptor> I bet you that's really what a physical is whenever you want to play sports. They're just really checking to see if you ahve a penis or not <VA_Raptor> If you Don't have a penis you're at a severe DisaDvantage in certain things, like competitive swimming <LGN-Shik> heh <LGN-Shik> it's aeroDynamic <VA_Raptor> You neeD it sticking out of your speeDo <VA_Raptor> Guys just look funny wihtout a package <`JK_Rich> So you're saying it's like a ruDDer? :P
<LGN-Shik> a bystanDer took a nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> LOL
<Sair> Huh
<VA_Raptor> nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> SounDs like celebrity Deathmatch
<LGN-Shik> that's an injury to be prouD of
<Kerensky> Heh...
<Sair> DiD he get a black eye from it? :P
<LGN-Shik> ::in the emergency room being examineD:: "So how DiD you hurt your eye?" 'C cup anD a nipple to the eye' "Lucky little bastarD"
<Sair> Heh
<VA_Raptor> yeah. Then he can sow a little nipple shape onto his uniform
<LGN-Shik> the nipple of honor
<VA_Raptor> rofl
<VA_Raptor> NIPPLES OF HONOR
<LGN-Shik> PROOF OF PENIS
<VA_Raptor> They worshippeD penises for a long time before the government finally maDe them stop <LGN-Shik> heh.. i just though of a gooD joke for april fools <LGN-Shik> make a giant penis out of paper mache, like 4-5 foot tall. anD stick it in someone's yarD <VA_Raptor> ROFL <VA_Raptor> "Penishenge" <LGN-Shik> qasD'fDf <LGN-Shik> LOL!! <COL-Mike> DuDe, i coulDDo that.... <LGN-Shik> that so owns <VA_Raptor> "i visiteD penishenge the other Day" <Col_Kyle> I think someone maDe a penis ice sculpture once. <COL-Mike> make a stonehenge replica out of giane penis statues
<Tango_> A mushroom walks into a bar anD asks for a Drink. The BartenDer says, "We Don't serve your kinD here".
<Scarlet> *joke
<Scarlet> psst, reminDs me of Star Wars
<Tango_> The mushroom says, "Hey, I'm a Fungi!"
<GADBert> msg X@channels.unDernet.org login #PBF IpDyY$A*
<Mo_Essay> it's /msg
<GADBert> wait, that wasn't supposeD to happen
<GADBert> lol
<GADBert> I know
<Mo_Essay> lol
<Mo_Essay> nice passworD
<Mo_Essay> =OP
<Siggy> hmmm
<Mo_Essay> harD to remember
<Mo_Essay> HOW THE HELL CAN ONE REMEMBER THAT PASSWORD!!!
* LCLNachos wants to Die
<MajHammer> ok Nachos, but before you Die, promote me ok?
<LCLNachos> sure
* LCLNachos kills himself
<LCLNachos> MY F**KING SOUND CARD IS FRIED....AGAIN!!!
<MajHammer> HEY!!! You forgot to promote me first!!
<`IronMan> I'm here!
<`IronMan> Show yourself!
<`IronMan> Whatever you are!!
<Kiri> ::a little fuzzy white mouse appears in IM's pants::
<`IronMan> What the hell?!?! ::pulls the mouse out of his pants::
<`IronMan> Damn it!!!
<MikeTheTV> i actualy consiDereD stuDying to be a neurosurgeon
<MikeTheTV> woulDn't you love that if you got a brain tumor, having me messin arounD in your brain
<CPTJester> Dear goD, Mike with a sharp knife, anD access to peoples brains!!
