* LGN-Shik points to the EH bylaws "Anything that is involveD with the EH is property of the EH anD of the EHFC anD EHXO" :D (AbK) it Doesn't say that Shik :-p (AbK) specifically, (AbK) but it implies it :-p
<RaanDu> Shik's got a cabinet full of that stuff <LGN-Shik> of what? <LGN-Shik> cup-o-puDDy? <`Entropy> Got it on sale. 4 for a buck. ExpireD anD tastes a little funny, but he still enjoys it.
<LGN-Shik> it takes something to Disturb me... you... you have acheiveD that <Zilch> Shik? GrosseD out? Someone write the Date Down. <`Face> 4/19/01 (RaanDu) mwahahaha <`Face> 1:16am EST (RaanDu) We'll go Down in RS history <Zilch> from this Day forth, it's an RS holiDay.
<`Davery> gah. Shik <`Davery> You're obsesseD with secretive excretions. You're gonna become a CIA fecal scientist or something. "Take this sample Down to the lab anD have Dr. Shik examine it anD get us some poo-prints"
<`Kaz> Im going to make a webpage Declaring I own WinDows <`Davery> You neeD the original .Doc to prove it, Kaz <`Kaz> I bet I can finD one <`Kaz> You know how ironclaD .Doc files are
*** `Kumba (umba12345@207.233.154.*) Topic #emperor's_hammer " Welcome to #Emperor's_Hammer. Current Topic: How many times we can wank it in a Day! " 04/14/2001 10:33:55.pm
(`Kaz) Get maD at a fish for swimming <LGN-Shik> ok * LGN-Shik looks at the golDfish <LGN-Shik> YOU SWIM <LGN-Shik> DAMN YOU! <LGN-Shik> DONT SWIM f*ckER! <LGN-Shik> ANDDONT HAVE GILLS! <LGN-Shik> GILLS EVIL! <LGN-Shik> DONT BLOW BUBBLES AT ME YOU LITTLE PANSY, THINKIN' YOU COOL WITH YOUR LITTLE CASTLE AND SCUBA DUDE WITH A TREASURE CHEST! (`Kaz) The saD thing...we can all see Shikkie Doing this (`Kaz) Just screaming at a golDfish
<Davey_17> Some people go a bit farther than calling him the pet {LGN-Shik} like what, feeDing him kibbles? {LGN-Shik} why Do they neeD an ambassaDor... {LGN-Shik} i shoulD go sit in there {LGN-Shik} "Hi, I'm just an observer" {LGN-Shik} "I'm quality control, making sure there are enough off color comments, sarcasm, anDDilDo jokes per hour as requireD by the Shikkie Bylaws revision 3.6
<LCM-Sconn> RS RaDio just woulDn't be alloweD. <LCM-Sconn> Too Damn XXX rateD. <LGN-Shik> it'D be lke "AnD now, The puDDy is a banging' anD the hooker is a screamin' by RSHC" <LCM-Sconn> Or, "Sconn hasn't masturbateD in 42 Days" by the Screaming Testes.
* COL-Mike starts killing people with his mighty spooge cannon <LGN-Shik> I guess we Don't have to worry about mike killing too many... he has the single shot moDel
<VA_Raptor> rubber on fur? uggggggggg.. my chem teacher DiD that kinD of experiment in class two years ago. He humpeD a piece of fur with a long rubber stick that lookeD like a phallic joy toy. I'm still scarreD
{LGN-Shik} free conDoms.. our school if they DiD that... it'D be cheapass generic conDoms.. like.. the thumb off of a surgical glove with some KY smeareD on it
<`Kaz> I was in a music store with a frienD last year...one of his crazy frienDs came in anD starteD staring intently at this motorizeDDisplay with the Dixie chicks anD a rocket <`Kaz> He just up anD shouteD "LOOK! THE DIXIE CHICKS ARE ROTATING ON A GIANT PENIS!" <`Kaz> ...anD the store went entirely quiet {LGN-Shik} I'D have been on the floor "Oh Sh*t, we're with him!" <`Kaz> ...yeah...we sorta moveD away :P {LGN-Shik} Doesn't beat when I trippeD into a Display of action figures that was stackeD up {LGN-Shik} I'm just walking into the store, there's a hot chick in a mini skirt anD halter top, I pay more attention to the booby than to where I'm going.... CRASH {LGN-Shik} GI Joes killeD by the 100s. {LGN-Shik} but I'll be DamneD if I DiDn't get a gooD view up her skirt from the floor... :P
