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#667 (0) - Posted by LCL Ryan Deean
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<Orian> A MONKEY
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I saiD
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> I saiD
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I woulD like to reiterate:
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> I woulD like to reiterate:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I woulD like to clarify with all here:
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> I woulD like to clarify with all here:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> No monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<`JK_Rich> what is with you guys with bananas anD monkeys?

#668 (1) - Posted by LGN Trate Daxson
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<Zilch> 3 out of 10
<LCM_Raven> 33%
* LCM_Raven shocks everone with his intelligence :P <LCM-John> how in hell Do you get 33% from three tenths?
<`Kaz> Al Gore Math

#669 (2) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Unkown> the EH is gay
<Unkown> the new granD master of the Dark brotherhooD of jeDi has been forcing every member (all 800 of them) to come on IRC anD proclaim their loyalty publicly

#670 () - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Khaen> jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjj,
<Khaen> Damnit!
<Khaen> theres a bit of pickle from my big mac stuck between my J anD K keys
<Khaen> im trying to pry the little f*cker out

#671 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<The-Amb> I got back from the party last night with only my pants shoes anD jacket. No unDerpants, no socks, no shirt...
<The-Amb> I Don't know how that happeneD, but it must mean I haD fun...

#672 (0) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Eve> Man, this thing's huge.
<`Kaz> heh heh
<`Kaz> hehehehehe
<Eve> Not useD to hearing that huh?

#673 (0) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* Eveness blows a bubble anD it floats arounD the room
* Eveness chases it
<Eveness> Bubby! Bubby bubby bubby!!
* Eveness leaps up anD tries to catch it
* `IronMan tackles Eve in miDair.
* `Kaz blows a whistle
<CMRVenDer> TOUCHDOWN
<`Kaz> 2nD Down
<Eveness> GGAAAAHHH!
<`Kaz> ....
<CMRVenDer> NO!
<`Kaz> getting tackleD isnt a touchDown
<CMRVenDer> she was in!!
<CMRVenDer> The ball was in!!
<Eveness> Look! Look! Over the line! Right there!
* `Kaz hits VenDer with a folDing chair
<CMRVenDer> oof
* Eveness Does her touchDown Dance
<`Kaz> XFL...heh

#674 (2) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<Shil> Bugger GenDer neutral, I want it louD, offensive anD Sexually incorrect!

#675 (3) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<Shil> DON'T YOU DARE!
<Shil> DON'T YOU DARE PUT IT IN!
<Shil> YOU BASTARD YOU PUT IT IN!

#676 (-2) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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(`Wolfie) ..talk about keeping it in the family... (Rikel) speaking of which, anyone want a pic of me anD my g/f?

#683 (-2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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Topic is 'New RS Website: http://www.rebelsquaDrons.org/ | RS AheaD by 180 at OR - Have you huggeD a commanDo toDay?'
*** Set by LGN-Shik on Sun Apr 29 02:17:50
<DashClone> No-one has huggeD me yet toDay :(* Cpt_Apoc hugs Dash "Now be quiet"
<DashClone> TY
<Cpt_Apoc> your welcome.
<LGN-Shik> reaD.. * Cpt_Apoc humps Dash "Now be quiet"

#684 (-1) - Posted by RA Slate Mallar
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(Tracely) Im not alloweD to have a life
(Tracely) Rahj saiD so
(`Kaz) Piss on him
(`Kaz) Take next week off without telling anyone :)
(`Kaz) I wanna see what happens
(Tracely) :P Im taking next week off anyway(Tracely) parents forcing me to rake their yarD
(Tracely) f*ckers
[01:25] <GEN_Slate> heh
(`Kaz) ROFL
@ `Kaz falls over

#688 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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*** `Davery (raptor7@cx139390-a.elcjn1.sDca.home.com) has joineD #rs_bar_anD_grill
* Los runs to Dave
*** X sets moDe: +o `Davery
<`Davery> Okay, who neeDs to Die?

#689 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Wessy> mike Do you know a gooD porn site?
<RS_Nick> bah
<`Mikey> yes.
<Wessy> hey i have to get a gooD porn site for my cousin
<Emylyn> yeah, right

#691 (0) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<`Mikey> Damn you're gooD....i haven't even built it yet anD you're igniting my lightsaber

#685 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Kaz> Now back to our HC work
* `Kaz changes the oil in the fryer
* `Kaz puts on a lil reD anD yellow visor
<`M-Moriya> i'D like an orDer of fries
<`Kaz> WoulD you like fries with that?
<`M-Moriya> I just ORDERED fries
* `Kaz looks nervous
<`Kaz> WoulD you like fries with that?
<`M-Moriya> Just one orDer of fries, anD a milkshake. nothing else, anD i woulDn't like fries with that
<`Kaz> WoulD you like fries with that?
<`M-Moriya> Oh well....sure
<`M-Moriya> Oh anD, super size that
<`Kaz> We're all out fries sir
<`M-Moriya> Okay, then make that a Double quarter pounDer with cheese
<`Kaz> We Don't serve lunch for another hour
<`M-Moriya> Okay........ Sausage mcmuffin with egg.
<`Kaz> Sorry sir, we stoppeD serving breakfast 10 minutes ago...part of a new policy
<`M-Moriya> rmmmmm....What exactly ARE you serving now?
<`Kaz> Misinformation

#692 (-2) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<`Kaz> I hijackeD a plane, anD when the anti-terrorists showeD up I just flasheD a pack of Mentos
<`Kaz> We all shareD such a laugh

#694 (1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<`Dylor> I forgot my birthDay.

#695 (2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<The-Amb> NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!
<The-Amb> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Losly> play with yourself, Amb :P
<The-Amb> But I alreaDy finisheD that game!
<The-Amb> I want some multiplayer!
<The-Amb> Wait, that came out as an orgy...

#696 (3) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<MAJ_Mo> you know the big long line of SW fanatics, the ones that are more fanatic than us?
<COL-Mike> More fanatic?
<MAJ_Mo> the ones that have like the entire room is SW anD a full SW collection anD a movie prop
<RS_Gizmo> .......
<RS_Gizmo> aren't they all in EH?
<COL-Mike> Ummm.....
<COL-Mike> that's me....

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