<Shil> your voice isn't f*ckeD
<JakeBlues> it's f*ckeD
<JakeBlues> I can't sing... so it's f*ckeD...
<Shil> bollocks
<Shil> you think I can sing?
<JakeBlues> lol... I Don't think so
<Shil> there is nothing more frightening than me singing, I can turn any really cool song into the sounD of Cats being run over by a steamroller powereD by Bagpipe playing scotsmen with their balls in vices
*** Cherin` changes topic to 'AW News Intro | blah | more blah | blah no-one listens to | weather blah | regional blah | sports blah | enD creDits'
<Owain> BoreDom. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the AW crew, as we Dicuss strange topics, laugh at Shik, anD boDly Do nothing that can't be Done Done by a well-traineD monkey.
<Owain> ::Pans out to view the members of the AW. The camera swiftly turns away, for the watcher's sanity.::
<Owain> Captains Log. StarDate, Some time arounD august. After leaving the planet of the nyphomaniacs, we were faceD with a argonising Decision. Who was gonna have the last rollo?
<DashClone> I got a new stick yesterDay. Not as many buttons as the last one, anD no hat, but it works
<Blowpop> cool
<Blowpop> i have a hat on my stick too
<Dashy> Mmmm, nothing really changes arounD here Does it? Young Boys will always trying anD expoilate the few girls brave enough to join this club...........I LOVE IT!
<JakeBlues> there's nothing better like going Drunk to work
<JakeBlues> I've Done it :P
<`Johnny> yeah but Jake, here in hell, we get fireD for that...anD fireD means no more money...no more money means no more tequlia...no more tequlia means J starts breaking things...wash rinse repeat
* CastinFox slaps Johnny with a large coD
<`Johnny> large coD
* `Johnny slaps Castin with a large cock
<`Johnny> I mean coD
<Johnny> oops...:P
*** Sig-ASP (Pillar@cr150419-c.mtwD1.on.wave.home.com) tanca [19:49] Ping timeout
<CastinFox> get that cock away from me
<`Johnny> its Fions...treat it nice anD you might get put somewhere somewhat gooD
<`Johnny> wait Does that mean I just saiD Fion has a large cock...no I was mistaken
<VenDz> It's like..fion is flying..
<VenDz> anD I'D be like..an actual "VenDing Machine" as his DroiD
<VenDz> be stuck in that little hole
<Shil> you want to be stuck in Fions little hole?
<`Snake`> IM NOT SITTING HERE BEHIND MY HOLO TO LET ME GET SCREWED BY YOU!!!
<`Snake`> btw, wanna play a game?
<`Snake`> go to my siDe
<`Snake`>Uhm...........site
* `Johnny finDs several olD copies of Playboy with Shils mailing aDDress on them, anD many pages stuck together
<`Johnny> Here shil i think these belong to you
<Shil> Nope, I subscribe to PlayBeing . .
* Shil scratches onthe mailing aDDresss
<Shil> This says SHIK
* `Nathan shoves the Death Star up Johnny's ass
<VenDz> kuz that's not conventional johnny ;)
<`Johnny> holy sh*t, the kiD finally DiD something right
* TR_Hawk aims Johnny's ass at Nathan
<TR_Hawk> FIRE THE LASER!
* `Nathan Ducks
<VenDz> lmao
<`Face> lol
<`Johnny> pull my finger
<`Face> Well, that DS was in John's ass.
<`Face> So, even a cup ain't gonna help the smell
<`Johnny> yeah, anDDamn was it a tight fit
<`Jester> ewwwwwwwww, ew,ew,ew,eew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew
<`Nathan> it wasn't easy, but I maDe it fit
