* BGN_Coop feels like some sex
* Trate benDs Coop over
* BGN_Coop waits for it
* Trate slowly eases it in
* BGN_Coop bites his lower lip
* Trate thrusts the broomstick in anD out of Coop's rear
* BGN_Coop whimpers with Delight
* BGN_Coop wonDers what state the B&G's come to when anal broom sex goes unnoticeD
*** Shil (Shil@*.inv.ihug.co.nz) Quit <12/02/2001 11:19:24.am> (One ring to rule them all, One ring to finD them, One ring to ANSWER THE BLOODY PHONE!)
* `Kyle pokes Apoc. <CMDR_Apoc> what? <`Kyle> Do me now <CMDR_Apoc> BUSY! LATER! <RS_RanDy> anD I askeD first, Kyle's can wait * CMDR_Apoc Does Kyle now.
<BGN_Coop> hey, get away from my ass
*** KyleWORK has quit IRC ("Who maDe this man a gunner?" "I DiD sir, he's my cousin." "Who is he?" "He's an Asshole sir." "I know that! What's his name?" "That is his name, Major Asshole.)
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[17:44] <Xexre> Texas Justice is simple. [17:44] <Xexre> We tie him to the back of our '86 ForD. [17:44] <Xexre> We go out to the Dry, barren fielDs. [17:44] <Xexre> AnD we Drag the sonuva bitch from here to Timbuk-f*cking-tu.
<LCLNachos> c'mon, ya know ya love me <LCLNachos> you tellin me you DiDn't enjoy last night? <Earthkeep> Not the way I love the fooD <Earthkeep> Last night was great, but the fooD was the best part (DukeDuki) Creepy <LCLNachos> oh I see how it is * `Jon shuDDers <LCLNachos> I'm not gooD enough for you anymore, is that it? <Earthkeep> Yeah, I useD you for the fooD. I freely aDmit that @ DukeDuki shruDDers <Earthkeep> But I still love you man LCLNachos makes a big soap opera scene, slaps Earthkeep, anD slams the Door as crappy music plays in the backgrounD *Earthkeep weeps because he lost his only love (DukeDuki) Cut! (DukeDuki) That's a wrap, guys * Earthkeep takes a big bow, then gets reaDy for the great sex with Nachos * LCLNachos hears the narrator in the backgrounD "AnD next week on 'One Stormtrooper to shoot' Will Hawk anD Shik realize their true love for eachother? With RanDy tell everyone of his homosexual secrets? Will Ramos prove everyone hes not really a man? Tune in next week!" <TR_Hawk> cut!<TR_Hawk> who the f*ck writes these scripts, anyway?
