<Sconn> C'mere. Don't make me take you out behinD the wooDsheD anD learn you gooD.
<LCLNachos> no pa! please Don't! I swears I DiDn'st means to take that thar wooD anD shove it up ma's ass, I swears it
<Sconn> Derr... <Sconn> Wow. <Sconn> Nachos. <Sconn> Just...wow. * Kell_Horn watches everyone bow Down before Nachos :P
<Sconn> See cause the thing is, when he saiD wooD, I wasn't thinking like...smooth polisheD wooD...I was thinking like..spiky splintery wooD.
<Kell_Horn> ow <Kell_Horn> just imagine if you got a splinter...
<LCL_Apoc> lol ass splinter.
<LCL_Apoc> 'How DiD you get this ma'am?' 'My son shoveD a log up my ass' <LCLNachos> yea, thats hicksville USA for ya
<LCLNachos> see, Down there, they Don't have matches so they neeD friction to start fires, so by repeateDly shoving wooD in someone's ass...well, you get the picture
(VA-Shik) ..
(VA-Shik) so I guess some of the chicks have literal hot asses
<LCL_Apoc> I think Shik has performeD this action many times.
(VA-Shik) ...
<KevPryDe> Ares has multiple Dicks?
<LCL_Apoc> He has some interesting genetic f*ck ups.
<LCL_Apoc> he has tits too.
<`Icey`> no, i have plans to Develop them though
<`Icey`> How to Constantly FonDle Breasts:
<`Icey`> 1. Gain 300 pounDs
<`Icey`> 2. Take off your shirt
<`Icey`> 3. ENJOY!
<`Kaz> Its just cause you have baD experience with breasts
<Kerensky> ..I never saiD they were baD
<`Dy-semi> So Does Dave.
<`Daveroni> We're a highly conservative group.. I mean, it isn't often that something funnier than that happens :P
<Glytch> It's all very FreuDian.
<Kerensky> I just saiD they were ranDom
<`Kaz> I have gooD breast experiences
<`Dy-semi> Remember when that girl showeD him one? But he saiD she was stingy anD woulDn't pull out the other?
<`Daveroni> I'D have to walk in anD announce that my finger haD got stuck in puDDy on acciDent in orDer to beat that breast story
<`Pluto> wha?
<`Daveroni> But that just Doesn't happen
<Kerensky> HAH! Dave!, i got both!
<`Kaz> ......
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ........
<Kerensky> ..
<Kerensky> it all DepenDs on how you went in
<`Pluto> Dear goD
<`Daveroni> ...
<`Kaz> ....
<`Kaz> rofl
* Kerensky bows
<Kerensky> Yes
<`Daveroni> Jason's on fire
<DashClone> Face is quite gooD in beD. Or so Giz tells me
<`Face> ...
* RS_RanDy slaps Giz
<`Face> anyways...
<RS_RanDy> You bitch!
<RS_RanDy> You cheateD on me with... HIM!?
<COLNachos> Jan...have you seen the stuff on the RS quote boarD? This is like chilDs play compareD to them, lol
* Jan-lo grumbles "I've maDe many appearences there myself.."
(`Han) some of it
* COLNachos recalls a pariticular quote about Jan Doing it with two males
<Jan-lo> ShaDDap!
<Jan-lo> That was completely innocent!
<`Licah> heh
<`Licah> I was there for that one :P
<Jan-lo> It was a MP game!
* Jan-lo turns reD anD kicks Nachos in the six
<Jan-lo> (lol)
* COLNachos falls
<COLNachos> (mumbles) ouch
<Jan-lo> Sorry...
<`Licah> kicks him in the six?
* Jan-lo actually feels guilty anD helps Nachos up
<`Licah> Only a pilot woulD..
<`Licah> neverminD :P
(RS_Gizmo) I want qui-Gon's light saber
(RS_RanDy) BeD helps cure that :P
(RS_Gizmo) it's so cool compareD with the others
(Poccie) ...
(Poccie) with the way my minD is right now, that came out Dirty
(Poccie) very...very...very Dirty
(RS_Gizmo) I mean, YoDa's looks like a can opener or somethnig
(Poccie) That DiD so not help things
(RS_RanDy) Poccie hasn't cybereD in Days, watch out! :P
* Poccie closes his eyes, then falls over laughing
(RS_Gizmo) anD wtf was anikin thinking when he maDe that crap?
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(RS_Gizmo) I just reaD tha
(RS_Gizmo) t
(Poccie) YoDa has a can opener penis!
(RS_RanDy) lol
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(Poccie) AnD Giz wan'ts Qui-Gon's
(RS_Gizmo) omg
(RS_Gizmo) I've got an image
(RS_Gizmo) oh, that's priceless!
(RS_Gizmo) oh man, I'm crying
(Poccie) same here...that is so not right
(RS_RanDy) oh man, you neeD sleep :P
(RS_Gizmo) no, i'm crying with laughter
(Poccie) YoDa shall now forever be 'can opener penis'
(RS_Gizmo) anD luke walks in after a strole in the swamp anD seens him opening their Dinner
(RS_Gizmo) "WTF!?!"
(RS_RanDy) lol
(Poccie) lol!!!!!
(RS_RanDy) ROFLMAO
(RS_Gizmo) "mmmmm, eat, eat"
(Poccie) ...that....
* RS_RanDy makes sure he's logging this :P
(Poccie) YoDa eats his own...
(RS_Gizmo) I gotta finD a tissue
(RS_Gizmo) I'm making a mess
(RS_RanDy) ................
(Poccie) Oh GoD...anD Luke got Anakins...
(RS_RanDy) Thinking about YoDa's can opener penis? :P
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) my nose u Dilt
(RS_Gizmo) my nose aas running
(RS_Gizmo) *was
(RS_RanDy) YoDa's can opener penis is in your nose? :P
(Poccie) YoDa opens Cambells soup...with...his...Dick
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) *cheesey music*
(RS_RanDy) Actually that'D be kinDa useful :P
(Poccie) ...YoDa has a terrible fetish
(RS_Gizmo) "So, mr. YoDa, how Do you finD your can opening experience?"
(RS_Gizmo) *shot wiDens out to see YoDa opening a can with his Dick"
(RS_Gizmo) "Master I am, anD fine it is"
(Poccie) "mmm camping was I, neeDeD to open soup DiD I. But forgot my can opener I DD"
(RS_Gizmo) "That's what you say now, but how about you try this new anD improveD electric can opener, here let me er-atachit for you"
(RS_Gizmo) "NO!!! mine! mine!"
(RS_Gizmo) "oh look at the mess you've maDe"
(RS_Gizmo) "let him have it"
(RS_Gizmo) Do you think RSI woulD be accept my request?
(RS_RanDy) Yes :P
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(Poccie) what request?
(RS_RanDy) Hell, have Poccie Do it in 3D :P
(RS_Gizmo) I wanna get a pic of YoDa with his can opening cock out
(Poccie) Ask Mike.
<`Kaz> RS BranD conDoms
<VA-Shik> rs branD conDoms. They've got finger grips on them
<`Kaz> The X-wing Design, for when you feel like a trench run
<VA-Shik> hehe trench run. wench run.. hehehee
<`Kaz> Awfully small hole to hit...
<`Kaz> Geez, the whole Death star scene is full of sexual references
<VA-Shik> haha
<`Kaz> You see..that'll be our commercial
<`Kaz> Little TIE-Sperm flying arounD
<VA-Shik> LOL!
<`Kaz> AnD the heroic ConDom Alliance fighters stopping them
* Zeratul puts a Scorpion insiDe of Gizmo's pants
* RS_Gizmo makes sweet love to the Scorpian
<Zeratul> lol
<Zeratul> pervert
* Earthkeep tapes Gizmo for the internet
<`Daveroni> Ooooh.. Dinner
