<COLNachos> never...EVER call me Nacho Boy
<COLNachos> 1) Nach 2) Nachos 3) NachosMan 4) Nichos 5) Your almighty mother-f*cking lorD of your Damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell
<Sconn> Can I call you penisboy?
* COLNachos thwaps Sconn "No"
<Kell_Horn> hey Your almighty mother-f*cking lorD of your Damn universe here to make your life a living f*cking hell, what's up? :P
<COLNachos> nothin much Kell, how bout you?
* SconnWORK busts out a broomstick anD soDomizes Raziel with it.
<COL_Apoc> see. Thats what you get for poking a a Rancor.
<COL_Apoc> Eventually, it'll wake up anD soDomize you with a broomstick.
<Xexre> GhanDi was the f*cking sh!t man.
<Xexre> He'D take Down VaDer 1-on-1
<Xexre> Just walk up anD beat the sh!t outta him with his StickDeath arms.
<Xexre> VaDer's be like "WTF OMG THAT"S BS"
<Xexre> Then GhanDi, "pwnD j00 n00b"
<`Davery> LOL
<TR_Hawk> rofl
<VA-Shik> STICKDEATH
<Nitemare> LOL
<Xexre> Then the Emperor will be all like "rofl VaDer sux"
<`Davery> Imagine james ealr jones going "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<TR_Hawk> 1337 w4rZ
<Xexre> Then he'll try to blast GhanDi, but GhanDi'll be like "wtf j00 r n00b bitch"
<`Davery> When I get a ton of money one Day I'll make him say that
<`Davery> just so we can all hear it
<Xexre> Then GhanDi'll smack Emperor Down anD be like "haha pwn3D"
<`Entropy> GoD. I am so glaD I've never playeD online games with Orny. All that l33t talk woulDDrive me insance.
<`Entropy> *insane
<Xexre> AnD the Emperor's like "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<Xexre> Then VaDer, "rofl, my patron suqs"
<Xexre> Then the Emperor'll PK VaDer, anD he'll be like "stfu n00b"
*** `Davery is now known as Eat_Dave (raptor7@*.sD.sD.cox.net) 03/23/2002 08:58:13.pm
* COLNachos glances at Dave's nickname
<COLNachos> you think he's trying to Drop someone a hint?
* COL_Apoc looks up from between Daves legs "What hint?"
* COLNachos shivers
<Tiar> LOL
[22:05] *** Blastfire (mrace@Dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.OrlanDo1.Level3.net) has joineD #RgF
[22:05] * Earthkeep feels the suDDen neeD to mate with Giz[22:06] *** Blastfire (mrace@Dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.OrlanDo1.Level3.net) has joineD #RgF
[22:06] * Earthkeep stops. "Boy, I feel better."[22:11] *** Blastfire (mrace@Dialup-209.244.149.153.Dial1.OrlanDo1.Level3.net) has joineD #RgF
[22:11] * Earthkeep French kisses Blast as he enters[22:11] <Earthkeep> yes! 3 for 3
[22:11] * Blastfire ignites his saber anD severs Earthkeep's tongue in a single swift motion
<RSJohn> anyone know how i can reDuce the ping in JO?
<Sconn> Put on a little tinfoil hat, first of all.
<Sconn> Then take off your pants anD unDerwear, anD turn on your lawn sprinklers.
<Sconn> Then get a boom box with a barry manilow CD.
<Sconn> Play the barry manilow CD very louDly while Dancing in the hat, with no pants on, in the lawn sprinklers, shouting praises to the JK 2 goDs.
<RSJohn> anD this workeD for you? :P
<``Zak> It's just his hobby
<Sconn> Well...until the cops came, yeah.
<WesBelDen> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
* Toran whips it out
<RS_RanDy> lol
<CMDR-J> kyle is my bitch
<WesBelDen> lol
<COL_Apoc> Is not.
* WesBelDen goes tp quote
<KevPryDe> heh
<COL_Apoc> Kyle is Giz's bitch.
<CMDR-J> is to
<CMDR-J> oh yea...your my bitch apoc
<COL_Apoc> Nope.
<COL_Apoc> I'm Shan's bitch.
<CMDR-J> awww
<WesBelDen> Do I get any say in this?
<WesBelDen> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
<CMDR-J> WES!
<COL_Apoc> She claimeD me ;-)
<CMDR-J> your my bitch
*** `Kyle has joineD #Allegience
*** X sets moDe: +o `Kyle
<KevPryDe> I thought Kyle was Sconn's bitch, anDDave was Kyle's bitch :P
* Toran wags it arounD, since he alreaDy whippeD it out
<Toran> Kyle! I'm reaDy for you!
<WesBelDen> there's a magical place, with thousanDs of toys, all unDer one roof. It's callleD..... toys R us, Toys R us, Toys R us -Toys R us!
<SconnILL> AnD it's f*cking snowing here on April 21.
<WesBelDen> biggeDy biggeDy bong
<RS_RanDy> lol
<RS_RanDy> BONG!
* Owain kills Gizmo before he turns into a giraffe.
* WesBelDen gives Sconn "a get better cookie"
* WesBelDen Dies
<Owain> The worlD is safe once more.
* Elfstone notes that he's wearing his titanium ass chastitiy belt, anD that Toran's wang is being crusheD into a blooDy pulp * Toran licks his wounDs | <Toran> rofl, I've Done that
* COL_Apoc pets lyrics for Slipknot - My Plague (New Abuse Mix)
* Toran pets Apoc
* COL_Apoc pets Toran
<Cherin> ...
<Cherin> k
* COL_Apoc trots over anD pets the Shan
* Toran pets himself
<RS_RanDy> .....
<RS_RanDy> Ambigious masturbation? :P
<Toran> Since when Does petting involve genital touching? Do you go up to Dogs anD start betting their balls
<RS_RanDy> ....what\'s this have to Do with betting their balls? :P
<COL_Apoc> RanDy Does.
<Toran> I was rubbing my hair anD scratching myself behinD the ears
<Toran> ...lmao
<Toran> *petting
<Toran> Sorry, I useD to run an illegal Dog ball gambling circuit
<Cephisus> Hi Korey
<Cephisus> My name is Cephisus anD I'm form the Earth
<Cephisus> :p
<Korey> My name is Mike, anD I have a penis.
<Cephisus> lol
<Korey> wanna see?
<Cephisus> AAeggghh, no plz
