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#1091 (-2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<DukeDuki> My penis is smooth
* VA-Shik quivers

#1092 (0) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<WesBelDen> its like an empty chasm that neeDs filling, <WesBelDen> but you have no iDea how or why<CMR_RanDy> Your ass, Giz? :P<WesBelDen> are you calling my ass an empty chasm?

#1093 (5) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<Avera> Its nice to have Shik arounD though.
<Avera> I will always have an inDicator of when hell is about to freeze over...
<Sconn> <ShikAfk> NO BANG SHIKKIE!
<Avera> just juDging how far he gets with a girl.
<`Kyle> heh
<`Kyle> if he gets one to his room, call off all bets
<Sconn> Yeah right.
<Sconn> Shik will just Do a pussy lunge anD get his ass kickeD.
<TR_Hawk> you talk like it'D actually happen, kyle
<Sconn> He'll be like, "so...you wanna Drin-PUSSY LUNGE UGH!"
<Sconn> AnD reach maniacally for her crotch.
<Sconn> She's all like "YOU SICK F*CK! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MATH HELP!"

#1094 (-2) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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* Sconn hiDes on his Duct tape anD plywooD throne of Nigh-invulnerability.

#1095 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Hekker`> "Flashbang!" * Hekker` plucks the flashbang off his belt, pulls the pin anD rolls it into the pack of creature things
<Hekker`> "Fire in the hole!" <WesBelDen> Hekker`: 3D6 -- 1 1 1 -- Total: 3 <WesBelDen> GM: Hekker Drops the flashbang into his trouser pocket

#1096 (1) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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* ChzNachos brings another meDic into the room to chase Jan arounD
* Jan-lo goes with the meDic to another room for a full exam so he'll leave her alone

#1098 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Trace> screenshots of penis? <RS_Gizmo> ooooooooh <RS_Gizmo> niiiiiiice <RS_Gizmo> S or M player?<SairAFK> Multi as far as I know.<SairAFK> I just lookeD at it tonight.<SairAFK> I actually founD it ages ago, but it was still in Development then.
* RS_Gizmo noDs<RS_Gizmo> lookeD gooD

#1099 (2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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• `Jacob runs his fingers along some runes in the wall, then presses against a section of wall <`Jacob> GM: The wall sliDes away to reveal a staircase * CireDik immitates a house salesman, "Along with cobwebs, sith Demons, anD Delux stone walls, the sith temple also features secret passageways anD numerous other evil entities for your enjoyment."

#1100 (-1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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• CMR_RanDy noDs anD moves to Dock with the War Frigate
* Cay-Qel fires at the same three
<CMR_RanDy> CMR_RanDy: 6D6+2 -- 6 3 6 2 6 4 +2 -- Total: 63 Bonus: 34

#1101 (36) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* `Kyle changes topic to 'I haven't saiD it enough lately, AOL sucks!'
* `Kyle has quit IRC (ReaD error: Connection reset by peer)

#1102 (-2) - Posted by CMDR John Leelsabs
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<Kelron> ...'lest Ares is like spyin on me to fullfil his gay porn neeDs.

#1103 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Lt2Tyrano> FinDing a unusual topic for the chat is harD... <CMR_RanDy> No it's not <CMR_RanDy> Lets talk about Rahj's collection of spikeD anal DilDos

#1104 (0) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<Tyrano> I have a sister nameD Christie.
<`Kyle> oh
<`Kyle> she gives great helmet
<Tyrano> I know.

#1105 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<@Kelron> I'm sitting there, you know, stick anD wiener in hanD... <@Kelron> BOOOOM!!! <@Kelron> I swear...DiDn't know where the white was comin from. <@Kelron> Think my weiner exploDeD :-P

#1106 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Cole> I have a cat....
<COL_Apoc> I was sitting with one of my exgirlfrienDs (when I was still going out with her)
<COL_Apoc> anD she haD mentioneD about being shaveD...you know, there
<COL_Apoc> So I haD my hanD roaming anD I saiD "Soo...you're slippery when wet?"
<COL_Apoc> NeeDless to say, I got slappeD :-P
<Eric_W> lol
<Rahj> Thanks for the upDate, Poc.
<Rahj> Keep us posteD.
<Eric_W> What brought that on Poc?
<COL_Apoc> This is what happens whem I'm boreD.
<COL_Apoc> AnD cat reminDeD me of pussy.

#1107 (-2) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Borsk> you haveth the...PINK EYE! :P
<`Jester> Apoc: Don't stick your finger in it
<COL_Apoc> ROFL!
<Cay-Qel> ty
* COL_Apoc looks at Shik
<COL_Apoc> LOL!
<COL_Apoc> Well, I think the cause of the injury was pink...but you know, not sure it was kinDa Dark.
<ADM-Shik> lol
<ADM-Shik> LROFLASFFF
<ADM-Shik> you shoulDa got a gooD look at it
<COL_Apoc> DuDe, it was right in my eye. I coulDn't get a gooD light view :-P
<ADM-Shik> heh
<ADM-Shik> what if it manageD to be a few inches lower anD centereD? :P
<COL_Apoc> Well...then maybe,
<`Jester> You shoulD tell Sconn to be more careful about where he shoves his wang
<COL_Apoc> but its a moot point :-P
<COL_Apoc> Jest...not a wang.
* COL_Apoc looks arounD
<COL_Apoc> anD not a cunt either.

#1112 (-2) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<Borsk> Kettch ignites his saber, impales Cay anD then bites off his wang :P <CMR_RanDy> <Bob Dole> *Gets the lube anD mounts Cay's ass* PH34R //Y /!46R4!!!!!!!! * Cay-Qel absorbs the saber blaDe...then screams in agony as he loses his wang anD then screams again as Dole starts ass raping him

#1114 (1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Cay-Qel is kinDa staring at Davin, but more through him than at him. He's stroking his saber hilt anD has a Dreamy look on his face.

#1115 (-1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* CMR_RanDy throws the cat in the grill
<CMR_RanDy> Anyone up for some hot pussy? :P

#1116 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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* CMR_RanDy sics nakeD, Dominating female orcs on Cay :P * CaySEMI enjoys

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