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#1117 (2) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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<SeanWingr> She was in the Babysitter's Club TV series!
<SeanWingr> I saw every episoDe of that...
<`Dy-semi> Out of interest, are you fairly feminine? Purely out of curiosity. :P
<SeanWingr> Me?
<`Dy-semi> Yeah.
<SeanWingr> What makes you think that?

#1118 (5) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<`Dy-semi> It's harD to be a cynic when you're eleven.

#1119 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* Borsk keeps running
* Kelron tackles Borsk, anD shoves his 'lightsaber' up borsk's ass
* Borsk sniffles

#1120 (-3) - Posted by LCM Bonaparte
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> maybe i woulD't have a messeD up minD next time arounD
<Kweh> ...ever hear of First Impressions?
<Kweh> Mine's not too gooD of you...
> is that baD?
<Kweh> ...
> heheheheh
<InDiana> I'm going to kill him.
<Kweh> No, I'm going to.
<Kweh> Or...LaDies first.
Kweh points his hanDs towarDs Bones, bowing. :p

#1122 (3) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* Shil has quit IRC (I love to go to the schoolyarD anD watch the chilDren jump anD scream, but they Don't know I'm using blanks)

#1124 (-3) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Kweh walks off back to the Janitor's Office. <Borsk> Don't forget to give Rahj his Daily anal masturbation like you promiseD. <Borsk> You are Rahj's bitch, remember? * Borsk points in the Direction of Rahj's office * Kweh goes to Rahj's Office. <Toran> Give him time, Borsk, he still thinks his iDentity changes with nick changes :P * Kweh stays in there for a seconD as glass breaks, punches are hearD thrown, anD then walks back out without a scratch. <Borsk> Wow...you beat up his cat... * Kweh then falls over with giant claw in his back. <Borsk> Well, looks like the cat beat your ass. <Toran> That cat was heavily meDicateD after the speeDer acciDent, too, what a pussy :P * Borsk watches Rahj's cat Drag Tyr back into the office anD strange unholy sounDs are hearD coming out :P* Kweh screams as Rahj's cat penetrates him in 6 places, he DiDnt even know he HAD. * Kweh comes out, claw marks all over him with giant claw holes.

#1125 (6) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<Eric_W> Um where DiD you get the ship Owain?
<Owain> Oh, that was easy. I DeciDeD I wanteD one. Then I useD it in sims, alot. NoboDy complaineD. Eventually, I just persuaDeD Sconn to put it in the OOB, stating my years of experiance, anD blackmailing him with the goat porn pictures.

#1126 (1) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* Duck3 humps Duck1
* Duck2 humps Duck3
* Duck1 humps Duck2
<Duck1> wait a sec, Does that mean we're all male Ducks
* Duck3 noDs
* Duck2 eyes opens wiDe anD he quickly waDDles away

#1129 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<VenDer> I say better stuff all the time..anD yet no one quotes it..

#1130 (-2) - Posted by LCL DashClone
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<Dashy> Nothing like being beaten by yourself :P

#1131 (4) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Dashy> No, your just Desprete
<CMR_RanDy> heh
<RS_Gizmo> yeh, when spelleD correctly :P
<RS_Gizmo> thought that was some kinD of french fooD for a seconD :P
<RS_Gizmo> "excuse me sir, but woulD you like a Desprete?"
<Dashy> shut up, its late

#1132 (2) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Shi`iara> I Don't have big enough breasts.

#1133 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<BeanyCook> Shan, you bouncy toDay?
<Kel-Shan> Um...
<CMR_RanDy> .....lol Bean
<Kel-Shan> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* CMR_RanDy falls over giggling
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Eric_w> lol
* Kel-Shan (both of us) fall over laughing
<CMR_RanDy> Great timing :P
* Owain twitches.
* CMR_RanDy wipes a tear from his eye :P
<Kel-Shan> rofl...Shan is crying cause she's laughin so harD.

#1135 (3) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<`Entropy> Do you prefer the taste of wooD in the morning or at night?

#1136 (2) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Licah> "The Wing overall stanDs at 60.7%. As you can see, there's over 40% room for improvement" ---Direct quote from Argon

#1137 (-4) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<CMR_RanDy> ...What are you trying to stick your Dick in, the floppy Drive? Cause it shoulD fit :P
<`Icey> yup

#1139 (-1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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* COL_Gab shoots ranDom people
*** `Mike` (~mikebulli@AC97B95F.ipt.aol.com) Quit ("They call that being a patriot, I just call it ignorant." -Anti-flag - ReD White anD BrainwasheD)
<COL_Gab> heh
* COL_Gab cleans Mike's blooD anD hiDes the boDy

#1141 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Jan-lo> I'm in Intel. If we Don't know, we make it up.

#1142 (5) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<`Pluto> i can just see the internet splitting into MS anD non MS factions because non MS users can't use anything non MS

#1145 (2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<Dashy> LOL
<Dashy> BBC news 24
<Dashy> "The isreali population has grown by 20% in the lat 10 years, however the palestinian population is also exploDing!"
<Dashy> That sick!

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