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<shikkie> bah, porn aD vertisements in my mailbox. <shikkie> just what i wana see in the morning <shikkie> open my mail <shikkie> men giving heaD
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(CMD ROrian) OH SH!T (CMD ROrian) MY PENIS IS GONE <`Kaz> I think that's one of those things I'D pick up on right away
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<Stackpole> I grew up in Vermont, I was born in Wisconsin... cut me I bleeD cheD D ar.
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* BlasterRS calls to the ForceD o you have it on speeD D ial? :P
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<IronManRS> One worD .
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<D engar> First time I've ever smackeD Hazen with a chair that she D iD nt cause me to bleeD D engar's heaD anD kicks him in the faceD engar> That's better
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<`Hazen> bite me D enpuD D le. YOU try typing in the D ark!D engar> Well allrightyD engar walks over anD bites Hazen on the armD engar smacks D ave with Hazen's armD engar> This thing is useful
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<Lt2VenD er> 3:21 psh..time has no meaning to one with balls. :P <D J_RanD y> heh <D J_RanD y> Better check the time than VenD er :P
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<RS_RanD y> I have my smart moments every now anD then though <RaanD u> Where you'll say something out of the orD inary anD it makes sense?
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<RS_Sair> We're blowing the EH harD
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<D J_RanD y> Tara like watching guys whack off... <Rat-Race> me 2
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<`Taraea> So those girls are cum-sucking whores, anD algae tastes salty. Greatly useful tiD bits of D ata
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*** AresPHONE has quit IRC (The 4 Stages of Tequila: I'm Rich, I'm GooD Looking, I'm Bullet Proof, I'm Invisable.)
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<`Iceman> BJ BJ BJ! :P * Maj_Los looks up "Who saiD BJ?"
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<`Entropy> Shik, pull D own yer pants. I neeD a gooD laugh.
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<Likott> "The crazy iD iot from the West shall have chilD ren anD he will call them, D eath, D espair, anD Leroy."
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* `MajOrian suD D enly screams really louD ly anD grows hair. <`Kaz> Orny hit puberty! <`MajOrian> WOOHOO!!
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<SilD rin> (What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? -- Sexual Harassment.) <SilD rin> (What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? -- $3.99 a minute.)
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<SilD rin> ( Who is the most popular guy at the nuD ist colony? -- The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hanD anD still carry a D ozen D onuts)
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<LtColMike> lol!!!! I was having impure thoughts about my D aughter when i D iD her
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