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#1194 (2) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<Horn_Semi> where Do you live himm?
<Himm> no, then I woulD have askeD about "I'll be back"
<Himm> Norway
<Horn_Semi> what's the main language there?
<Himm> norwegian
<Himm> weirD language
<Horn_Semi> I wonDereD if there was a norwegian language
<Cephisus> Tengo un mal presentimiento=I have a baD feeling about this
<Himm> there is
<Himm> ah!
<Horn_Semi> I only ask because I'm having problems reaDing through your conversation with ceph :P
<Himm> lol
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> you want me to speak norwegian, not english?
<Horn_Semi> I Dunno...mebbe I'll be able to unDerstanD you better :P

#1195 (2) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<MrTracey> The DeaD man apparently replieD to an aDvertisement posteD on the Internet, prosecutors saiD. One newspaper saiD it reaD: "Seeking young, well-built 18- to 30-year-olD for slaughter."
* Deltan is now known as DeltBRB
<MrTracey> Who the hell answers an aD like that
<Kerensky> Kazzzzzz

#1196 (2) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Sair-semi> Touch me anD you'll lose it :P
<Deltan> I'm marrieD. It's as gooD as lost. :P

#1197 (2) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<`RaanDu> hmmm
<`RaanDu> before I go I shoulD Do something "raanDuish"
* `RaanDu ponDers
<`JK_Rich> heh
* `RaanDu violates Shik

#1198 (1) - Posted by VA Gavin Cantorph Kravis
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<Eliastra> yeah but with a beer, you get all your Daily calories in one can
<Eliastra> its like liquiD pork chop

#1200 (1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<LCable> Kyle hates being the bitch that everyone kicks in the balls
<`Kyle> Haha! Cast iron balls
<`Kyle> You sick son of a bitch
<`Kyle> Why woulD you even ask me that
<LCable> You're the one with iron balls
<`Kyle> You're some kinD of DamneD weirDo
* Jensen sticks high powereD magnet across the room anD watches as Kyle is DraggeD across by his balls.
<LCable> I DiDn't tell you to go Dip your balls in cast iron
<`Kyle> He's one of those
<`Kyle> The creepy kiD who stares at all the other boys after PE
<LCable> Are you sure?
<LCable> Then aren't you one of those
<`Kyle> I'm never wrong
<LCable> The kiD that has to wear a cup During PE so his shorts Don't split because of his heavy cast-iron balls
<`Kyle> I KNEW YOU WERE LOOKING!

#1183 (0) - Posted by CPT Chrys Cortan
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<RS_Gizmo> me too
* LCL_RanDy sets moDe: +b *!*user@*.in-aDDr.btopenworlD.com
* RS_Gizmo was kickeD by LCL_RanDy (FLOODING - 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 seconD ban.)
<`Kyle> nah, general is boring
<Owain> I've been CMDR for so long it's funny. :P
* LCL_RanDy sets moDe: -b *!*user@*.in-aDDr.btopenworlD.com
<LCL_RanDy> ...
<LCL_RanDy> what the [CensoreD WorD] was that

five seconDs later...

- 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 seconD ban.)
* LCL_RanDy sets moDe: -b *!*user@*.in-aDDr.btopenworlD.com
<Akar> ROFL
<LCL_RanDy> ...WHAT THE [CensoreD WorD]!?

five seconDs later...

<RS_Gizmo> !op
* LCL_RanDy sets moDe: +b *!*user@*.in-aDDr.btopenworlD.com
* RS_Gizmo was kickeD by LCL_RanDy (FLOODING - 8 lines in 3 sec(s). 30 seconD ban.)
<LCL_RanDy> Hmmm
<CPT_Raven> ROFLMAO!
* LCL_RanDy sets moDe: -b *!*user@*.in-aDDr.btopenworlD.com

#1201 (0) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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<KirgPACK> Jan! Throw the ball!
<LCable> JAN!
<LCable> Don't go AFK on us!
<LCable> NOT NOW!
* TechKrill nails Jan anD strips her
<TechKrill> LOL!
<TechKrill> of the ball!
<Jan-lo> ......
<LCable> Ew...
* Kerensky facepalms

#1202 (0) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* COL_Gab pets his @ anD grins evilly

#1203 (-3) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* COL_Gab stuffs the Death Star through Cable's wang
<TechKrill> Ooh...that's gonna hurt...

#1206 (3) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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[08:00] *** AnDy_Skyw (~AnDy@a107D19.elisa.omakaista.fi) has joineD #ibg
[08:00] <AnDy_Skyw> hi all!
[08:01] <`Jester> ugggg, leave you Disgustingly cheerful person. It's too early for that sort of happiness
[08:04] *** AnDy_Skyw (~AnDy@a107D19.elisa.omakaista.fi) Quit (Quit)

#1207 (1) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* TechKrill starts bopping all ppl in the DOW 'cept Chrys. "FLY the DOW TOD!"
<TechKrill> it's Due on the 7th
<Chrys> Ill bop my own ppl :P
* `Entropy removes Tech with a spatula anD Deposits him in the trash.
<TechBRB> i am NOT a COOKIE!
* TechBRB climbs out of the trash
* `Entropy pushes Tech back Down into the trash anD locks the liD.
* TechBRB bangs on the liD. "FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy sounDproofs the garbage can.
* TechKrill pulls out the walkie talkie to the hiDDen speaker in the lounge. "Nice try...FLY THE ITOD!"
* `Entropy turns on the ECM
<TechKrill> ...
* TechKrill pouts that he forgot his lightsaber
* TechKrill starts using the Force to put the thought of flying the ITOD into people's minDs...

#1208 (3) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<`XanDer`> wb, Gizzy...again
<RS_Gizmo> heh
<RS_Gizmo> ty
<`XanDer`> get another post up! :-P
<RS_Gizmo> k m8
*** RS_Gizmo is now known as Elf|CS
* `XanDer` facepalms
<`XanDer`> I tell him to Do something...he goes anD plays CS again....

#1209 (2) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<LCL_RanDy> Interesting family :P
<LCL_RanDy> DaDDy Satan, Mommy Concubine, Baby Anti-Christ, anD Uncle Death :P <Dareesha> AnD Uncle CUNT SPILL! <LCL_RanDy> anD Aunt Raven! :P<MAJ_Raven> I can see the baby in like first graDe... someone makes a mistake on a spelling test (You are gonna Die Sean) anD him stanDing up yelling: "YOU CUNT SPILL! HA HA HA! YOU CUNT SPILL!"

#1210 (1) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<LCL_RanDy> So, lets see what kinD of [CensoreD WorD] Little Spypoc will get from his uncles
<LCL_RanDy> "Ya know that kiD that's annoying you? Here's a sworD, go have fun." </Death>
<LCL_RanDy> "Whuts he goona Douche?" </Cunt Spill>
<LCL_RanDy> "BLOW HIM UP!" </Raven> :P
<MAJ_Raven> "Now, this is how you can make a Furby, a raDio, anD your hair...into a high explosive Device." </Me>

#1211 (-1) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<CoDyman> break out the burritos folks, folD those tacos....it's a cum fiesta! YEEHAW!

#1212 () - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<CoDyman> isn't that that french elephant? <CoDyman> they ones that where clothes anD have like a well functioning society? <CoDyman> the

#1213 (4) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Glytch_> Hell with this. I'm gonna go buy a box of rabbit fooD anD pour it over the siDe of a briDge. Later.

#1214 (3) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<RS-Gizmo> Dave - lemme give you a brief summary of UK's ww2 efforts - Dunkirk, expiDitionary force sent out to meat the Germans. <DaverDuki> ..you guys sent a force to meat the Germans? :P <`Entropy> HUGE amounts of hanDjobs

#1217 (0) - Posted by MAJ Tarax Eosphoros Kor
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[12:41pm] «LCL_RanDDuDe, I just thought of the perfect form of bio-terrorism.
[12:41pm] «LCL_RanDy» Genital herpes in the water supply.
[12:41pm] «@Sconn» Just go stick your wang in a watertower.

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