<LCL_RanDy> Aliens live in my pants
<`SpyDer> Poor Aliens.
<LCL_RanDy> They actually enjoy it.
<`SpyDer> You must've DruggeD them.
<LCL_RanDy> Occasionally they probe my anus at inappropiate times.
* Jan-lo swats Tech with a large hyDrospanner
<TechKrill> ow!
<TechKrill> is that a hyDrospanner or are you just happy to see me?
<Jan-lo> *whack, whack*
<TechKrill> love taps, right? :)
<Jan-lo> *WHACK*
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: Deleting Himm's minD
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orDers
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert minD
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert Dog's minD
<Ceph-AWAY> Himm! say woof!
<Ceph-AWAY> Intput: Deleting Dan's minD
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert new orDers
*** `Dan is now known as `DanTV
<Ceph-AWAY> Input: insert woman's minD
<Ceph-AWAY> Error, Error!!!
<Wessy_AFK> lol
<Wessy_AFK> he's scareD now :p
<HimmAFK> be right there, just a smoke first
<BGN_GAb> no no no Himm
<BGN_GAb> you Don't want me to write /nick Himmswife again
<BGN_GAb> :P
<HimmAFK> uhm...
*** Nils (Nils@aDsl-137-208-bs2.tiscali.ch) has joineD #ibg
<BGN_GAb> no sh!t, perhaps he Does want
<BGN_GAb> I withDraw that comment :P
*** HimmAFK is now known as GabsBabe
<BGN_GAb> awwwwwwwwwww stupiD me
<GabsBabe> better this way
*** Licah is now known as GabsGuy
<BGN_GAb> AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
<GabsBabe> LOL
* GabsGuy snuggles with Gab
*** BGN_GAb is now known as ImnotGab
<ImnotGab> whoever
<GabsBabe> hey, he's mine!!!
<ImnotGab> but not me! :P
<Horn_AFK> heh
* GabsBabe looks at GabsGuy: "Cute!"
* GabsGuy poses
<Sconn> http://www.rebelsquaDrons.org/oob/browse.php?craftID=5 <---Speaking of phallicness...the RS Flagship kinDa looks like a DilDo.
<Kelric> I Doubt many women woulD like that in their vagina
[14:08] * Cephisus pokes Deltan with a finger
[14:08] <Cephisus> he's DeaD
[14:08] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:08] * RS_Jag kicks Deltan
[14:09] * RS_Jag slaps Deltan arounD a bit with a large trout
[14:09] <RS_Jag> yep...
[14:09] * Cephisus Drugs Deltan anDDresses him like a member of the Village People, then forces him to Dance "Macho Man" in a bar full of gays.
[14:09] <RS_Jag> he's DeaD...
[14:09] <RS_Jag> if he's not, he will be... :p
[14:09] <Cephisus> All of us will be
[14:09] <Cephisus> except me! :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:10] <Cephisus> I'm GOD
[14:10] <RS_Jag> no ur not
[14:10] <RS_Jag> u have to be FC to be goD
[14:10] <Cephisus> Yes, I'm GOD anD Himm is my wife
[14:10] <Cephisus> :P
[14:10] <RS_Jag> oooh
[14:14] * BGN_GAb has joineD #ibg
[14:14] * X sets moDe: +o BGN_GAb
[14:14] * HimmCAR is now known as CephsWife
[14:14] <CephsWife> hehe
[14:14] <BGN_GAb> .....!!!???
[14:14] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:15] <RS_Jag> never minD, Dear...
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> omg!
[14:15] <RS_Jag> go to beD ;)
[14:15] <CephsWife> nope
[14:15] <Cephisus> hello honeyI want to be hermaforDite, I woulD feel two kinD of orgasms, wow it woulD be amazing
[14:15] <CephsWife> I'm making Dinner for Ceph
[14:15] <Cephisus> AAHHHHH
[14:15] <CephsWife> right
[14:15] * Deltan wakes up
[14:15] <Deltan> SomeboDy neeD me?
[14:15] <CephsWife> we all Do
[14:15] <RS_Jag> he's not DeaD!
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> ... ew, ew, ew Delt
[14:15] <BGN_GAb> wrong sentence to choose
[14:16] <BGN_GAb> not right now :P
[14:16] <Cephisus> heh
[14:16] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:16] <Deltan> You may have a point...
[14:16] * CephsWife cleans Cephs house
[14:16] * CephsWife then goes on to wash all Cephs clothes
[14:16] <Deltan> This is absolutely twisteD.
[14:16] <Cephisus> OK honey, but you will sleep in an Different beD tonight
[14:17] <CephsWife> no!!!
[14:17] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:17] <RS_Jag> is someboDy logging this?
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:17] <Deltan> I log everything.
[14:17] <Cephisus> heh
[14:17] * CephsWife finishes the Dinner
[14:17] <BGN_GAb> make sure this enDs up in the Quotes DB.
[14:17] <CephsWife> Ceph, Darling, Dinner is reaDy!!
[14:18] <Cephisus> Mmmmm.... it smells very well
[14:18] <CephsWife> thanks, sweatheart
[14:18] <Cephisus> Just a question baby!
[14:18] <Deltan> This is just wrong... on so many levels.
[14:19] * CephsWife gets Cephs slippers anD the newspaper
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> heh
[14:19] <Cephisus> ops my girlfrienD is comming
[14:19] <Cephisus> bbl
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> LOL
[14:19] * CephsWife gets jealous
[14:19] <Cephisus> seriously!!!!!!!!
[14:19] <CephsWife> bye, honey
[14:19] <RS_Jag> roflol
[14:19] <BGN_GAb> you Don't want to say that to your wife, ya stoopiD b!tch!
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> anD "comming" was a very wrong typo to make right now...
[14:20] <CephsWife> I may be stupiD, but I'm ... Delicious
[14:20] <BGN_GAb> what were you thinking of? :P
[14:20] * RS_Jag slaps Cephisus arounD a bit with a large trout
[14:20] <CephsWife> oh no, that trout was tomorrow's Dinner
[14:20] <CephsWife> you ruineD it
[14:21] <BGN_GAb> lol
[14:21] * RS_Jag brushes off the trout
[14:21] <CephsWife> Ceph is going to be maD at you
[14:21] * RS_Jag spits on it to make it shiny
[14:21] <RS_Jag> there...
[14:21] <RS_Jag> never tell the Difference
[14:21] <CephsWife> well...guess you're right
[14:21] * CephsWife places the trout safely in the refrigerator
[14:22] <BGN_GAb> reminD me never to accept having supper with you two.
[14:22] <Deltan> GooD call
[14:23] * CephsWife looks at Ceph anD his "girlfrienD"
[14:23] * CephsWife wonDers if Gab wants a wife...
[14:23] * RS_Jag has quit IRC (ReaD error: Connection reset by peer)
[14:23] * RS_Jag has joineD #ibg
[14:23] <Deltan> Run Gab, RUN!!!!!
[14:23] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:23] <CephsWife> Gab, Dear?
[14:23] <CephsWife> yohoo?
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> Um, I have too many alreaDy, really.
[14:24] * CephsWife is now known as GabsWife
[14:24] <RS_Jag> ooooh
[14:24] <Cephisus> hey I'm whatching!!!!
[14:24] <RS_Jag> this is wrong
[14:24] <GabsWife> ooops
[14:24] <RS_Jag> lol
[14:24] * GabsWife is now known as CephsWife
[14:24] <BGN_GAb> I'm uh... Muslim. Yeah Muslim. TireD of wives. Don't want any other. Really.
[14:24] * RS_Jag is confuseD
[14:24] <Cephisus> Honey I want to get DivorcieD
[14:24] <CephsWife> anything, Cephy my Dear?
[14:24] * RS_Jag is REALLY confuseD
[14:24] * BGN_GAb consiDers running
[14:24] * RS_Jag goes & consults logs
[14:24] <CephsWife> oh no, you'll break my heart
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs
[14:25] <Cephisus> Ive fallen in love with other girl
[14:25] <Cephisus> furthermore you're hairy
[14:25] * CephsWife sobs more, then gets the trout from the refrigerator
[14:25] * RS_Jag gags
[14:25] <CephsWife> hairy? me?
[14:26] <RS_Jag> that trout is messeD up
[14:26] * CephsWife eats the trout herself
[14:26] * RS_Jag pukes
[14:26] * CephsWife turns pale, then faints out anDDies
[14:26] <Cephisus> well, I've got to go
[14:26] <Cephisus> Nooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> make up your minD, you... sick bastarD :P
[14:26] * Cephisus siciDes
[14:26] <Cephisus> *suiciDes
[14:26] <RS_Jag> neeD to be more convincing
[14:26] * CephsWife is now known as Himm
[14:26] <BGN_GAb> oh no, he siciDeD.
* `Entropy renames Gab "Bubbles" anD stuffs Jan in the bacta tank with him.
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Cay-Qel> lol!!!
<Licah> heh
<Gabrich> ........lol
<Licah> You know what to Do Jan
<Cay-Qel> Go blow some Bubbles, Janny :-P
<Jan-lo> Yes, I will kill you all.
<Jan-lo> The lot of you. All. Kill DeaD. :P
