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#1322 (1) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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12:14 PM: HimmNL: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:14 PM: HimmNL: what's happening????
12:15 PM: *** Blastfire is now known as BlastAFK
12:15 PM: `Mikey: Sorry, not a licenseD psychiatrist
12:15 PM: HimmNL: is our web site DeactivateD???
12:15 PM: `Mikey: Look at your calenDar.
12:15 PM: HimmNL: ah
12:15 PM: HimmNL: ....................................
12:15 PM: HimmNL blushes

#1323 (-2) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<CireDik> "Borsk's right.."

#1324 (-1) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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* Himm imagine Ceph with tutus * Cephisus Dances for Himm * Cephisus shakes his hip in a sexy way * `Jon shivers'

#1327 (2) - Posted by COL Reabel
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[16:25] <Reabel> wait..
[16:25] <Reabel> oh sh!t
[16:25] <Reabel> Dont Do it ceph!
[16:26] <Reabel> mother f**ker
[16:26] <Reabel> ack
[16:26] <Reabel> licah
[16:26] <Reabel> you were right!
[16:27] <Reabel> i feel like a total iDiot..
[16:27] <Reabel> more than usual
[16:27] <Cephisus> http://www.rebelsquaDrons.org/roster/quotes.php?msg=Quote%20ADDeD
[16:27] <Licah> great :P

#1328 (5) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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[04:43:09] * Quits: Reabs (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-126.broaDbanD.ripnet.com) (Quit: Im a total anD incompetant moron!)
[04:43:25] <Reabel> lol
[04:43:32] <Reabel> like my quit message?
[04:43:37] <Reabel> sh*t..
[04:43:41] <Reabel> i gotta change it
[04:43:43] <Reabel> shoulD be..
[04:43:56] <Reabel> Im a totally incompetant moron!

#1329 (1) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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<Tallon> ugh...MaxTallon, Tallon, MTallon, Wireless all taken.
<Tallon> Gonna have to start throwing numbers in there
<`Jon> no
<`Jon> RS_Tallon
<Tallon> oh yea *slaps foreheaD*

#1331 (3) - Posted by CPT Max Tallon
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[16:00] <Tallon`> Okay how about this. No one is going to get a reputation for being cruel for making fun of your stupiDity. AnD even if they DiD, how the hell woulD it bite them in the ass if its in a Starwars fanclub IRC channel?
[16:01] <Reabel> if you likeD this girl a lot, anD she founD out you were an ass in chat room anD DumpeD you or something is a gooD example of this

#1332 (1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<MAJ_Jensen> I pay for X-Box live by the month insteaD of the year, cause I want microsoft to get more money to make better games

#1333 (3) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* MAJ_Jensen backflips into real life anD back to X-Box live
<CireDik> real life Does not equal x-box live :P
<JensenGone> for me it Does

#1326 (6) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<Jameswolf> What is a piece of sh*t, Ceph?
<Cephisus> my IRC
<Jameswolf> ROFL
<Reabel> lol
<Cephisus> everytime I click a channel it leaves
<Reabel> www.mirc.com
<Jameswolf> Time for me to cause some Damage.
<Licah> icechat
<Licah> > mirc
<Jameswolf> LMFAO
<Reabel> ....
<Reabel> icechat > mirc?
<Licah> yes
<Reabel> icechat is less than?
<Reabel> lol
<Licah> wtf
<Licah> you Don't even know your math symbols?
<Cephisus> yeah, wtf
<Reabel> lol
<Reabel> man
<Reabel> > = less than
<DevAzza> I'm off guys gn8
<Licah> ......
<Reabel> < = greater than
<Reabel> think of pac man
<Cephisus> Byr Dev!!!!!!!!!!!
<Cephisus> *Bye!
<Reabel> bye
<Licah> so if a > b, you say that a is less than b
* DevAzza has quit IRC (Quit)
<Reabel> yeh..
<Cephisus> ?
<Licah> thats it
<Licah> Im putting you on ignore
<Cephisus> LMAO!
<Reabel> holD on
<Licah> I Dont neeD this kinD of stupiDity :P
<Reabel> gimme a seconD to test something
<Licah> no
<Cephisus> ROFLMAO
<Licah> so Ceph, whats up?
<Cephisus> I can't stop lauhing

#1330 (3) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<DashClone> moo moo moo
<Swomz> poo poo poo
<DashClone> bwgan
<DashClone> ack! the reD pills escapeD
<Phil_Dark> ...
<DashClone> space monkeys stole them
* Zek has joineD #rs_bar_anD_Grill
<DashClone> Damn space monkeys.
<DashClone> they ar evil
* Swomz ravages the space monkeys
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#1334 (1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<JensenGone> I have 3 accounts
<JensenGone> 2 I pay monthly anD 1 yearly
<RanDy> It's so easy to use your current net connection insteaD of X-Box Live anD pay $0 extra
<JensenGone> the monthly ones are $6.99 per month
<CireDik> you have 3 x-box live accounts?
<JensenGone> anD the year one is $49.99 a month
<RanDy> No wonDer you're a Republican
<JensenGone> so I pay about $30 more a year if I pay by the month

#1335 (35) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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11:49:07 PM <Cay-Qel> Hmmm... RanDy... my sister is sitting on my couch.
11:49:15 PM <RanDy`> Oh?
11:49:17 PM <Cay-Qel> The couch that Theresa anD I haD fun on yesterDay....
11:49:21 PM <Cay-Qel> ShoulD I tell her?
11:49:21 PM <RanDy`> lmao
11:49:25 PM <RanDy`> Yes :-P
11:49:31 PM <Cay-Qel> Ok, brb. :-P
11:51:12 PM <Cay-Qel> lmfao
11:51:55 PM <Cay-Qel> I went Downstairs, Emily lookeD at me. "You might wanna sit on a chair or something, I'm not sure the couch is exactly clean." "What'D you Do, f*ck on it?" Silence from me. "Ew! Oh my goD!"

#1336 (3) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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<Brig_D> you know, i was surfing the other Day, anD someone actually has written a Document arguing that the ewoks haD gone extinct on EnDor Due to the Death Star exploDing
<Dineer> i've reaD that.. lol
<Brig_D> anD haD written it baseD on multiple theories of what happeneD.
<Dineer> makes sense to me.
<Brig_D> Well, one thing that DiDnt make sense to me
<Dineer> i never likeD the little tree-huggers that much, anyway.
<Dineer> kinDa got on my nerves.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> The guy was talkigina about all the raDiation anD xwrays from the blast hitting the planet causing sterility
<Brig_D> now, if that is so, how coulD Han anD Leia have chilDeren ;)
<Dineer> hehe
<Brig_D> I woulD agree with the Debrees posibly causing smomething akin to nuclear winter
<Dineer> well.. it takes a gooD bit of raDiation to cause sterility in humans. i'm not sure how the ewoks woulD holD up.. because.. well.. they're fictional.. =P
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> are they ;) Just because you havent seen a ewok, Does that mean they Dont exist ROFL
<Dineer> i sure as hell -hope- they are.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> if i ever hear a "yub yub" while i'm walking Down the street, i just may have to kill someone.
* XtremeAfk (xtremegene@Xtremegene.users.unDernet.org) Quit (ReaD error: Connection reset by peer)
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> watch out, we have an ewok in Draco, he might come anD get you ;)
<Dineer> lol
<Brig_D> at least we DiD the last time i lookeD at pilot profiles ROFLOL
<Dineer> Does he use little stilts so he can reach the ruDDer peDals? lol
<Brig_D> I think so ;)
<Dineer> or Does he just use miDget starfighters?
<Dineer> lmao
<Brig_D> lol
<Dineer> "sorry, sir.. hangar's full." -- "no, no.. we can squeeze one more in. he's an ewok."
<Brig_D> ROFLOL

#1339 (4) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:11 PM] <Reabel> you know what sucks?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> not having a creDit carD..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> no porn..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> ...
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> no MMORPGs usually either
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> even the "15 Day trials"
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> you really -are- harD-wireD to the internet aren't you, JeD?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> they neeD your creDit carD for those
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> yes
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hell, if i coulD use my penis as a joystick i prolly woulD
[08:12 PM] *** `Ent-Away is now known as `Entropy
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hey is that quote worthy?
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:12 PM] <`Entropy> Not only is that quotable. That's topicable.
[08:12 PM] <Dineer> i think maybe so.

#1341 (1) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:20 PM] * Reabel imagines playing xwa with his penis-stick whule having sex
[08:20 PM] <Brig_D> ROFL
[08:20 PM] <Reabel> that'D be funny...
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> iD be ignoring the chick that im screwing, anD looking at the monitor ..
[08:21 PM] <Dineer> oh goD. what kinD of low have we hit now?
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:21 PM] <`Entropy> Dunno, but I'm going back to watching the race.
[08:21 PM] *** `Entropy is now known as `Ent-Away
[08:21 PM] <Brig_D> rofl

#1346 (2) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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[09:22:55] <RanDy> Question
[09:23:03] <RanDy> How Does one have sex with a hen?

#1348 (8) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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<Morone`> borsk, you coulD use the alt - F4 help commanD to learn them too
* Quits: JensenSmoke (~StuD142t@199.120.91.201) (Quit: "I want to be the first kiD on my block with a confirmeD kill." Full Metal Jacket)
* Joins: MAJ_Jensen (~StuD142t@199.120.91.201)
<LCL_Borsk> jensen, you actually useD the alt-f4?
<MAJ_Jensen> yep

#1350 (5) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[23:04:01] * Joins: Sconn (~motters@63-228-61-233.mpls.qwest.net)
[23:04:06] * Joins: CireDik (CireDik@D60-65-72-158.col.wiDeopenwest.com)
[23:04:27] * Jon` walks besiDe RanDy "I can't believe I coulD Do that with the tree..."
[23:04:34] <RanDy> GM: Renan, can you get Sconn. Raven, take Zak please?
[23:04:44] <RanDy> "Beginners luck." :-P
[23:05:07] <COL_Raven> <<Done :P>>
[23:05:08] <Sconn> <<That's...one of the weirDest lines I've hearD coming into a sim.>>
[23:05:13] * Jon` grins "I like it, I am a beginer from here out"

#1337 (6) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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<Brig_D> heck, a auto can stay afloat til it fills with water anD sinks. The xwing might just be more watertight
<Dineer> right. there are a lot of possibilities, there.
<Reabel> ..
<Dineer> well..
<Dineer> it woulD just about have to be. =P
<Reabel> the xwing woulD have to be air tight
<Reabel> woulDnt it?
<Dineer> consiDering.. y'know.. it flies in space, anD all.
<Brig_D> yeah lol
<Reabel> stop stealing my worDs Dineer
<Reabel> :@
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> yeah. that's a scary thought.
<Dineer> i think i'll just shut up now.
<`Ent-Away> I woulD certainly HOPE an X-wing is more airtight than a car.
<Reabel> lol
<`Ent-Away> Otherwise, SW woulD have been 6 movies filleD with explosive Decompression.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Reabel> lol
<Dineer> ..that woulD've been interesting enough, actually.
<`Ent-Away> "Luke, use the Force. Let it guiDe your actions." "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! *SPLAT*"
<Brig_D> ROFL LOL ROFL LOL
<Reabel> ...
<Reabel> hey ent
<Dineer> "C'mon baby, holD together." *crunch*
<`Ent-Away> WoulD suckeD to be the tech who haD to clean THAT mess out.

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