[03:00:02] <AiDyn> GM: The spikeD ball slams into Malik, literally slamming him into the concrete block.
[03:00:04] <AiDyn> !r 5
[03:00:04] <Malik_21> AiDyn: 5D6 -- 4 3 3 6 4 -- Total: 20
[03:00:11] <AiDyn> GM: Roll armor resistance.
[03:00:14] <Malik_21> Malik_21: 2D6+1 -- 6 6 +1 -- Total: 21 Bonus: 8
[03:00:18] <COL_Raven> <<ROFL>>
[03:00:18] <Malik_21> <<W00T!>>
[03:00:48] <AiDyn> GM: The spikes piece insiDe his armor, touching his skin lightly...but not penetrating. He's haD the living air knockeD out of him though, anD a SpikeD ball stuck to his front enD.
<CoDyman> you know it's been a gooD night when you spenD the remaining moments of your evening talking to a wasteD elDerly gas station attenDent in a bar...
[09:55:28] <`Zek> <--- Was supposeD to be golfing right now, but the stupiDDirector of the tour DiDn't put his name Down, cause we DiDn't call anD tell him I was going to play since it DiDn't say we neeDeD to on the info packet thingy
[09:55:32] <COL_Rzaven> ...t-y-p-o
[09:55:41] <COL_Rzaven> RZAVEN!
[09:55:45] <ReDSOGGY> just climbeD out the bath :P
[09:55:48] <COL_Rzaven> SounDs rappish
[09:55:50] * COL_Rzaven is now known as COL_Raven
[09:55:53] <RanDy-sensei> So...
[09:56:03] <RanDy-sensei> You're angry because you can't play golf...
[09:56:08] <`Zek> yeah
[09:56:38] * RanDy-sensei teaches Zek to talk anD curse like an enrageD Scotsman
[09:57:45] <RanDy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:48] <RanDy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:51] <RanDy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:52] <RanDy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:57:56] <RanDy-sensei> Hit the ball...
[09:57:58] <`Zek> no cart
[09:57:58] <RanDy-sensei> Get in the cart
[09:58:00] <RanDy-sensei> :-P
[09:58:15] <COL_Raven> heh
[09:58:18] <RanDy-sensei> I say there's a cart.
[09:58:19] <COL_Raven> one time i went golfing
[09:58:19] <`Zek> we Don't use carts, we Do a thing calleD walking
[09:58:24] <COL_Raven> my DaD was pissing me off
[09:58:27] <RanDy-sensei> So there's a cart GoDDammit. :-P
[09:58:28] <COL_Raven> so I hit the ball really harD
[09:58:30] <COL_Raven> anD really wrong
[09:58:34] <RanDy-sensei> Like walking is so harD/
[09:58:39] <COL_Raven> it bounceD off a tree anD naileD him in the groin
[09:58:47] <RanDy-sensei> lmfao
[09:58:49] <RanDy-sensei> Justice
[09:58:51] <COL_Raven> I coulDn't have planneD it ANY better, or Do it again even if I trieD
[09:58:52] <`Zek> lol
[09:59:01] <COL_Raven> another time
[09:59:04] <COL_Raven> I hit the ball
[09:59:07] <COL_Raven> maDe a nice THWACK
[09:59:10] <COL_Raven> anD i'm trying to finD it
[09:59:15] <COL_Raven> "Wow, that must have gone fa..."
[09:59:22] <COL_Raven> I notice a white sphere lance Down infront of me
[09:59:31] <COL_Raven> the ball went 3 feet forwarD, anD about 5 miles up :P
[09:59:36] <RanDy-sensei> lmfao
[09:59:41] <RanDy-sensei> Mike please
[09:59:50] <RanDy-sensei> I'm about to choke on my cereal. :-P
[09:59:54] <COL_Raven> Wait!
[09:59:56] <COL_Raven> Another time
[10:00:01] <COL_Raven> i'm going Down a hill in the cart
[10:00:06] <COL_Raven> anD the f*cking governor
[10:00:11] <COL_Raven> isn't letting me go fast...so I nail it
[10:00:16] <COL_Raven> then throw the f*cking thing in neutral :P
[10:00:35] <COL_Raven> it Disengages the governor, anD I slammeD into a large stanDing pool of water (Ok...I coulDn't turn anD went into a lake...)
[10:00:52] <RanDy-sensei> lol
[10:00:58] <COL_Raven> I tolD the guys at the club house it was a malfunction anD got 3 free rounDs of golf :P
[10:01:11] * RanDy-sensei Dies laughing
[10:01:16] <`Zek> lol
[10:01:37] <COL_Raven> I also was playing chicken, that Day
[10:01:39] <RanDy-sensei> Golf anD Nascar. :-P
[10:01:44] <RanDy-sensei> Both are "sports"
[10:01:44] <COL_Raven> with the pacer
[10:01:48] <RanDy-sensei> Neither shoulD be. :-P
[10:01:50] <COL_Raven> I was chatting with him
[10:01:57] <COL_Raven> he's like: "Yeah...this gets boring after awhile.'
[10:02:07] <COL_Raven> Me> "...Wanna play Chicken?"
[10:02:09] <COL_Raven> He noDDeD, anD so we DiD :P
[10:02:26] <RanDy-sensei> Who flincheD first? :-P
[10:02:31] <COL_Raven> pshaw
[10:02:34] <COL_Raven> I kept ramming him :P
[10:02:37] <COL_Raven> he gave up :P
[10:02:38] <RanDy-sensei> lol
[10:02:54] <COL_Raven> heh, another time, my DaD goes to tee up
[10:02:56] <COL_Raven> 1st green
[10:02:59] <COL_Raven> stanDs too far back
[10:03:03] <COL_Raven> anD the ball Doesn't go straight
[10:03:04] <COL_Raven> oh no
[10:03:08] <COL_Raven> Doesn't go Diagional
[10:03:09] <COL_Raven> no no no
[10:03:12] <COL_Raven> goes straight to the right
[10:03:17] <COL_Raven> anD blasts past like 3 people's heaDs
[10:03:35] <RanDy-sensei> lol
[10:03:39] <`Zek> heh
[10:03:43] <COL_Raven> So here's this Deathball
[10:03:48] <COL_Raven> bounces off the clubhouse siDe
[10:03:50] <RanDy-sensei> I never knew golf coulD be so amusing in reality. :-P
[10:03:51] <COL_Raven> anD smacks into...
[10:04:01] <COL_Raven> a 2002, branD new (no plates, the paper sh*tty thing)
[10:04:03] <COL_Raven> corvette
[10:04:16] <RanDy-sensei> rofl
[10:04:16] <COL_Raven> the owner chaseD my DaD across the 1st, 2nD, 3rD, anD 5th holes
[10:04:18] <`Zek> roflol
[10:04:36] <RanDy-sensei> Justice :-P
[10:04:37] <COL_Raven> Here *I* am at the tee
[10:04:39] <COL_Raven> laughing my ass off
[10:05:00] <COL_Raven> so i hit the ball, crappy shot because i was laughing
[10:05:03] <COL_Raven> next guy walks up
[10:05:05] <COL_Raven> SMASH!
[10:05:10] <COL_Raven> puts HIS ball through the vette's winDshielD
[10:05:19] <RanDy-sensei> lmfao
[10:05:46] <RanDy-sensei> I think there's a lesson there. :-P
[10:05:51] <COL_Raven> Yeah
[10:05:54] <COL_Raven> Aim for the vette
[10:06:00] <COL_Raven> anD you'll sink a hole in 1
[10:06:10] <RanDy-sensei> roflmfao
[10:06:26] <RanDy-sensei> brb
[10:06:27] <COL_Raven> lets see
[10:06:32] <COL_Raven> any other funny sports stories...
[10:06:34] <COL_Raven> OH YEAH
[10:06:38] <COL_Raven> I was at the batting cages
[10:06:45] <COL_Raven> anD ya know how they have those automateD systems, blah blah
[10:06:50] <COL_Raven> anD there's a guy sometimes in there
[10:06:55] <COL_Raven> with a cage arounD him
[10:07:02] <COL_Raven> well, our cage haD some holes in it
[10:07:04] <COL_Raven> from abuse
[10:07:16] <COL_Raven> but they DiDn't think a ball coulD fit through em
[10:07:20] <COL_Raven> so they DiDn't bother repairing
[10:07:28] <COL_Raven> so im stanDing at the plate, ball comes...
[10:07:30] <COL_Raven> THWACK
[10:07:35] <COL_Raven> I see it go through one of the holes
[10:07:52] <COL_Raven> anD a resounDing "SON OF A MOTHER F*CKING OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW." Rings across the cagee
[10:08:06] <RanDy-sensei> lol
[10:08:09] <COL_Raven> naileD the poor guy in the back with the ball
[10:08:17] <COL_Raven> as he was fixing something
[10:08:28] <RanDy-sensei> lmfao
[03:08 AM] <Dineer> she's in-fucking-vincible, man.
[03:08 AM] <Tallon> SounDs like a challenge.
[03:09 AM] <Tallon> Maybe I'll ask InDy the "Witch" if she's got a spell to kill olD people.
<`Entropy> When I call you gay, you won't have to clarify.
<JamesWolf> Ok
<Kicks> heh
<JamesWolf> Cause you know, all the weirD comments are kinDa ranDom
<`Entropy> You flaming homosexual.
<Kicks> yup pretty clear
* JamesWolf grabs Ent, flips him over, anD pounDs it up his ass
<Kicks> eww
<`Entropy> Please, sir, can I have another!
<JamesWolf> AnD now, you are my bitch
<Dineer> ..as long as it's not on my bunk.
<Deltan> It was the first time in a long time that SWG got my blooD pumping :P
<Deltan> Except when I put my toon in a pair of hotpants anD stare at her too long... DiD I say that alouD?
<RS_Gizmo> no Deltan
<RS_Gizmo> you typeD it
<RS_Gizmo> which means we have Documentation
<`AiDyn> Nah, no neeD. I Dont neeD you. I got plenty of Devil chicks.
<`AiDyn> Go...get Raven or something.
* RanDy-sensei watches AiDyn fall into the toilet
<RanDy-sensei> Devil chicks with Dicks
<COL_Raven> lol
<`AiDyn> ja
<Dineer> know when Licah will be back arounD?
<Phil_Dark> sorry Don't know
<@JaggeD> never
<Dineer> DiD you kill him?
<@JaggeD> he ran away to work for Bill Gates as a personal assistant
<Dineer> oh.
<Dineer> that's even worse.
<GizAFK> is it me, or Does the stun baton look like a giant military kinky DilDo?
<Xtremegene> gooD call Giz
<Xtremegene> want to go fencer now? :P
<Xtremegene> or Duel a fencer -_-
<GizAFK> anD those broken lightsabers.. very DilDo/vibrator esq
<GizAFK> no, I'll carry on using my fist
<GizAFK> so, you gonna be a woman again Matrix Stylie? :P
<Deltan> Why of course :P
<Deltan> I have to play a woman, otherwise my genDer benDing Desires might leak into real life anD where woulD I be then?
20:39:36: RS_Reabel: why is pourquoi
20:39:45: RanDy-sens: ...
20:39:47: RanDy-sens: Reab
20:40:02: RanDy-sens: You're a moron
20:40:05: RS_Reabel: no im not
20:40:10: Snappleguy: Por que == why?
20:40:15: RanDy-sens: Yes
20:40:16: Snappleguy: porque == because
20:40:24: Snappleguy: I can't type accent marks :/
20:40:34: RS_Reabel: DuDe...i've taken like.....7 years of french
[12:55:55] <RanDy-sensei> A plunger shoulDDo it
[12:56:08] <RanDy-sensei> But I have to wait until my mom gets home to finD that
[12:56:16] <RanDy-sensei> She sticks things in the weirDest spots
[12:58:23] <COL_Borsk> lmfao
[12:58:32] <COL_Borsk> i reaD that wrong :P
[12:58:41] <RanDy-sensei> ...lmfao
[02:43:37] * RanDy knocks on Gizzy's Door.
[02:43:49] * WesBelDen opens it "Yeeehs? Helloohooo?"
[02:44:07] <`Kyle> "hi I'm Kurt C....ow my heaD!"
[02:44:09] <RanDy> May I borrow a cup of virginity?
[02:44:19] <`Kyle> ow
[02:44:34] <WesBelDen> "Yes, I have a very large scoup of it right here for you."
[02:44:38] * `Kyle smacks RanDy
[02:44:46] * WesBelDen sews RanDy's penis to his left butt cheak
[02:44:52] <`Kyle> Know how much whiskey burns coming out of one's nose
[02:44:53] <WesBelDen> :P
[02:44:53] <`Kyle> ?
[02:44:54] <Jensen> lol
[02:45:04] <RanDy> lmfao
[02:45:13] <WesBelDen> lol Kyle
