<WesBelDen> excuse me while I go release my sexual frustration on something
* Deltipoo hanDs Giz a box of tissue
<WesBelDen> no, I meant I was gonna pounD the feck out of a pillow :P
<WesBelDen> er.. that still Doesn't sounD gooD
10:24:14 AM *** Reabel (~ryanreabe@64-235-207-3.broaDbanD.ripnet.com) has joineD #allegience
10:24:19 AM <Reabel> heh
10:24:59 AM <Reabel> muahahhaha
10:25:29 AM <Reabel> i have founD the super-secret hiDeout of the evil genious Michael Raven
10:25:58 AM <Cay-Qel> It's 'genius'
10:26:16 AM *** X sets moDe: +b *!*ryanreabe@*.broaDbanD.ripnet.com
10:26:16 AM *** Reabel was kickeD by X ((CayQel) StoopiD)
<AiDyn> You measureD?
<Cay-Qel> Yes, I measureD.
<Toran> I shoulDn't be laughing
<Cay-Qel> You've Done it too, eh?
<Toran> I measureD toDay :-P
<Cay-Qel> lol
<AiDyn> ..not that easy for me, grr...neeD one of the benDable rulers.
<AiDyn> ...err...shit. Meant to put that in pm...
<Cay-Qel> ...your Dick is crookeD?
<AiDyn> ....
<CoDyman> we haD our lifeguarD banquet, which happens to be across the bay from where we work, about 3+ miles from where we live
<CoDyman> after the banquet me anD this other guy DeciDeD we'D cash in on the "swim home from the banquet" joke
<CoDyman> so we DiD, no problem, harD swim, but we're fuck'n ocean lifeguarDs
<CoDyman> we get to the barracks, shower, etc
<CoDyman> then we finD out that 50+ some police officers, coast guarD helicopters, NYPDDive team, boats, etc, etc, are coming the entire bay for us.....
<CoDyman> we've pisseD off so Damn many people
<CoDyman> so like, we haD an awesome swim, it was harD as hell anD insane, anD we felt all gooD about it, but now they're all pisseD at us
<@RS_Gizmo> I'm sure it's got something to Do with hormones anD puberty
<@RS_Gizmo> with any luck he'll grow up to be a really nice anD not so stupiD guy
<@RS_Gizmo> ..... or he'll remain a complete moron
8:01:56 PM <COL_Raven> ah, neeD my mom for that
8:02:26 PM * RanDalf puts on a Mike's mom mask.
8:02:31 PM <RanDalf> Let's go, Michael!
8:02:49 PM <COL_Raven> Woo
* Licah has quit IRC (ReaD error: Connection reset by peer)
* Licah has joineD #ibg
<Cephisus> wb
<Licah> thanks
* Licah has quit IRC (Quit: class is over.)
<Toran> WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS AN ANTIDEPRESSANT THAT CAUSES SUICIDE?!!
<RanDy> It gets riD of DepresseD people.
<RanDy> They can be really Depressing sometimes.
<Toran> I never really lookeD at "antiDepressant" in that way before
<RanDy> Thank GoD I'm arounD then.
`Kaz: my computer continues falling apart
`Kaz: I get viDeo artifacts on my friggin Desktop now
`Kaz: this is after my cDrw DieD two Days ago
Thuku: How olD is the computer?
`Kaz: less than a year
`Kaz: wonDerful no?
Thuku: Ugh.
`Kaz: .....
`Kaz: my chair just broke
<Dineer> woah-ho, anD i'm a captain now.
<Dineer> look out
<Dineer> =P
<Himm> lol
<Dineer> man.. maybe i shoulD leave for a couple more months, make it to commanDer or something.
<Himm> hehe
<Himm> please Don't
<Dineer> hah
<Dineer> Don't worry
<Dineer> you won't be able to get riD of me again for a while
<Himm> gooD
<Dineer> especially since you've maDe me a captain. my power is growing.
<Dineer> fleet commanDer, here i come.
<Himm> that sounDs like Reabel...
<Phil_Dark> lol
<Dineer> shit. can we strike that from the recorD?
14:14:24: *** Licah_ has been kickeD off channel #rs_bar_anD_Grill by Sconn (How Does it feel, bitch?)
14:14:36: *** Sconn has been kickeD off channel #rs_bar_anD_Grill by X ((LicahFox) GREAT, BITCH.)
14:14:36: *** Sconn (~motters@63-228-46-226.mpls.qwest.net) has joineD channel #rs_bar_anD_Grill
14:14:37: *** MoDe change "+o Sconn" on #rs_bar_anD_Grill by X
14:14:37: Zeke`: lol
14:14:42: *** Licah_ (Licah@ip-187-228.main.oberlin.eDu) has joineD channel #rs_bar_anD_Grill
14:14:42: *** MoDe change "+o Licah_" on #rs_bar_anD_Grill by X
14:14:53: *** Licah_ has been kickeD off channel #rs_bar_anD_Grill by Sconn (SUCKLE MY TEAT)
14:14:53: *** MoDe change "-ooo GizAFK SairAFK Sconn" on #rs_bar_anD_Grill by GoExposGo
14:14:54: *** You have been kickeD off channel #rs_bar_anD_Grill by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
[10:19] <AiDyn> Who changeD my position to Knight of the Hokey Pokey!?
[10:19] * ReabDeth shrugs
[10:19] <LCable> I DiD.
[10:19] <RS_Gizmo> how Does it rate?
[10:19] <LCable> POKE!
[10:19] <AiDyn> Someone will Die.
[10:20] <RS_Gizmo> I'm looking to get a new stick
[10:20] <LCable> Well, the olD one broke on me a lot.
[10:20] <ReabDeth> Knight of the Hokey Pokey Knight of San D'Oria AiDyn WolfwooD
[10:20] <ReabDeth> rofl
[10:20] <LCable> But, other than that, it was nice.
[10:21] <AiDyn> All I have to Do is eye the server logs, thats all
[10:21] <AiDyn> Then I'll know who to blame for this
[10:21] <Blastfire> That woulD be Licah
[10:21] <LCable> AgreeD
[10:21] <AiDyn> Thanks, as the logs say 'Boogyman'
[10:21] <Blastfire> Very clever guy
[10:21] <ReabDeth> lol
[10:21] <AiDyn> Time for a few changes of my own. :)
[10:21] <LCable> Licah's a hell of a sailor.
[10:22] * AiDyn cracks his fingers, anD goes to work on Licah's stuff..
<@RanDy-sensei> Vietnam uses Dongs as currency
<@RanDy-sensei> 1 Dong = 100 xu
* @RanDy-sensei offers Sconn a Dong for a loaf of breaD.
<@Sconn> No, is two Dong loaf of breaD!
<@RanDy-sensei> One anD half Dong!
<@Sconn> No half Dong! Two Dong or no Dong!
<@RanDy-sensei> Then no Dong loaf of breaD!
<@Sconn> Just for that, I sell him breaD for one Dong!
<@Sconn> One Dong loaf!
<@RanDy-sensei> I give you one Dong!
<Triani> Cay!
<@Cay-Qel> Tri!
<@Sconn> No, for you price is two Dong!
<@RanDy-sensei> One Dong!
<@Sconn> I saiD two Dong, that final price, capitalist pig Dog!
* @RanDy-sensei gives Sconn two Dong
* @Sconn gives RanDy breaD.
* @RanDy-sensei cheers
<@Sconn> I got two Dong for one Dong loaf of breaD!
<@Sconn> I shrewDDong business man!
<@JaggeD> ...
