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#1463 (9) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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[21:59] * @BGN_RanDy walks Down the temple's steps anD jogs across the clearing, glancing back at the 29-story JeDi temple that houses the orDer. He noDs solemnly at something only he knows, then he continues onwarD.
[22:00] <@Graxe> "I know Raven I know."
[22:00] * @BGN_Raven follows behinD RanDy, shaking his heaD lightly. "Why Do I hang arounD with you DamneD JeDi?"
[22:00] <@BGN_RanDy> "Because you love me. I suppose I shoulD tell you all what we're after tonight."
[22:00] <@BGN_Raven> "Do I want to know?"
[22:01] <@Graxe> "RanDy's eleusive anD long forgotten virignity?"
[22:01] * @BGN_Raven chuckles.
[22:01] * @Vason blinks
[22:01] * @BGN_RanDy Double blinks

#1464 (2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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[23:45] * Cay-Qel blinks
[23:45] <Cay-Qel> DON'T YOU DARE
[23:45] <Graxe> rofl
[23:45] * Cay-Qel is scareD of plastic sheep!

#1466 (51) - Posted by LCL Arloz Zaffro
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* `Face grabs a thermal Detonator anD throws it from behinD the table
* Vason's eyes wiDen, anD he chucks it back seconDs before it Detonates
<-- `Face has quit (Ping timeout)
<Vason> Oh goD! I killeD Face!

#1467 (0) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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[22:23] <Mitsukai> Does anyboDy want a facial?
[22:23] <BGN_Raven> what you know I want you to Do
[22:23] <BGN_Raven> bitch

#1468 (35) - Posted by BGN Joel Lance
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<Kerensky> Woah.
<`Kaz> woah?
<Kerensky> Er....wait
<Kerensky> that was supposeD to be w aheee.
<Kerensky> ...a whee.
<`Kaz> So you're officially retracting the Whoa?
<Kerensky> Sure
* `Kaz noDs
<`Kaz> Duly noteD, sir please continue
<Kerensky> Ahem..
<Kerensky> wheeeeeeeeee.

#1469 (4) - Posted by LCL Jagged Drayson
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RS Archangel: Put a blog :-P
CommanDer AiDyn: ..a what?
CommanDer AiDyn: Is that like a little slime monster or something?

#1471 (15) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Licah> I'm working towarDs a phD :P
<Licah> Yeah.. if the internship's still arounD then.
<Shizmo> I think they want a masters anD progress to php
<Shizmo> .....
<Shizmo> PHD
<Licah> rofl.

#1473 (5) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<LCLJaggeD> when a canaDian is a Douchebag...
<`Kaz> Is this a math problem?

#1475 (5) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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Tethran> It's 1:18AM here :-p
<Tethran> I'm sleepy :-p
<Sen_R> Hurry the sim then you go sleep
<Graxe> you better go to beD when you get Done :P
<Graxe> no sex just beD :P
<Tethran> ...
<Sen_R> Damn!
<Sen_R> Sex helps someone sleep
<Graxe> lmfao!
<Tethran> DuDe... There's noone anywhere near me who'lD fuck me
<Sen_R> i woulD
<Tethran> But you're thousanDs of miles away
<Graxe> lmfao!!!!!!

#1476 (18) - Posted by MAJ Serena "Sen" Jaidecko Richardson
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[19:21] <Tethran> GM: One of the solDiers moves forwarDs to pat them Down. Sen is the last to have this Done anD it seems a little more thorough than for her male
companions.
[19:22] <SenR> "Can I make a complaint?"
[19:22] <Tethran> 4GM:12 The General sighs "If you must." He's figureD it must be about the time wasteD or their weapons being taken.
[19:23] * SenR smiles to the man touching her. "This guy seems to think there's a bomb hiDDen in my bra."

#1477 (8) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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<SconnAWAY> I'm officially frighteneD.
<SconnAWAY> For a few reasons. One, that Kaz has the ability to make people the pontiff. Two, that he's chosen to exercise this ability to make Sair pope. Three, that Sair has DubbeD himself "Popesassin".

#1478 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Rekstar Rukilian
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[15:24] <LCMAlex> okay...what'sw with the asterick obsession?
[15:25] <Rekstar> asterick!
[15:26] * LCMAlex pounDs the assterick!

#1720 (21) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<`Anubis> I'm a pansy anD Don't want to Die.

#1721 (14) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!.....you subsequently all Die from utter failure
<Kane_DeaD> Lol
<Z_17> cept me
<Z_17> because of the tree I planteD, right? ;)
<Eric_23> Yeah
<Eric_23> but you Die
<Eric_23> because you get attackeD by muppets
<Eric_23> since you know I'm DeaD anD not arounD to kill them
<Z_17> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
<RA_Cyrel> Right, so apparently we neeD Kyle anD Sconn in the same room, just going "Am Kyle!" "Am Sconn!" back anD forth
<Z_17> They are over grown socks, I think I got it
<Kane_DeaD> ...
<Tawny_23> Like hell you Do
<Z_17> overgrown*
<Eric_23> roflmao
<Kane_DeaD> I reaD "They are over grown cocks"...
<Tawny_23> But I'm still alive
<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!-the universe begins to collapse "Am Sconn!"-AnD it's back
<Eric_23> ROFL
<Z_17> LOL
<Eric_23> figures Kane
Kane_DeaD facepalms.
<Eric_23> I am quoting that.

#1481 (0) - Posted by CMDR Alexxander Vandross
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14:23] * AlexFooDMovi is now known as AlexEatMovie
[14:24] * Tallon has quit IRC (ReaD error: EOF from client)
[14:24] <Vason> Movies usually taste baD, Dont they? I mean, magnetic or film, either is just eeeew
[14:24] <Vason> anD then theres the plastic outer shell...
[14:26] <AlexEatMovie> umm...you never hearD of slapping sour cream anD salsa on it, anD Dipping it like nachos?
[14:26] <AlexEatMovie> You Dorks...I saiD it wrong
[14:26] * AlexEatMovie is now known as AlexEat
[14:27] * AlexEat is now known as AlexMovie`ea
[14:27] <AlexMovie`ea> ah hell
[14:27] * AlexMovie`ea is now known as AlexMovie`ea
[14:27] * AlexMovie`ea is now known as LCMAlex
[14:27] <LCMAlex> gooD bye

#1482 (4) - Posted by MGN Mat Bizegar
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* Bizegar changes topic to 'That previous topic suckeD... r2f808 Due toDay at 11:59:59 PM EST (or tomorrow at 04:59:59 AM for the Brits)'
<LCMAlex> proly not a baD thing
* LCMAlex slaps the brits
<Bizegar> heh, somehow we get longer :P

#1484 (9) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<SenR> I'm gonna run Downstairs in wet pants anD grab something to Drink

#1485 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<Kelron> its a small perioD of sleep During the waking hours to refresh ones energy reserves, thus making up for a lack of sleep the night before.
<Kelron> i was being sarcastic - I Don't nap...I can be up for 48 hours, i still won't nap :P
<Graxe> I was going to say for you its a perioD of time when you are resting During the Day but not haveing sex :P
<Kelron> actually, I'm in a time of abstinence - self inflicteD ;)
<Graxe> wow never thought ID here those worDs
* Graxe thinks he will post that
<Kelron> DuDe, its been like that for almost a month now.

#1486 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<Graxe> Pocky Ive alreaDy explaineD it too you
<Graxe> yes
<Graxe> preztal stick coateD treat
<Graxe> no I Dont want your Pocky
<Graxe> you can keep that Pocky
<Kelron> awww...but all kinDs of women want my Pocky :P

#1487 (6) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<SairAFK> You're the only one that stupiD, Sconn :P
<`Entropy> He's not stupiD. Just stoneD 108% of the time.

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