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#1707 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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NaesDraw: or ur ass is grass
Swifty: huh?
NaesDraw: or, your, ass, is, grass.
Swifty: grass?
Swifty: I Don't get it
NaesDraw: is it harD to unDerstanD?
Swifty: yes
NaesDraw: :P
Swifty: grass?
NaesDraw: .....er
Swifty: I'm not a lawn DuDe
NaesDraw: ass is grass; You're Done, finisheD, kaput, over, one DoomeD motherfucker.
"That DuDe that porkeD my ol laDy? His ass is grass."

#1706 (7) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:39] * Kirghy has joineD #RID
[22:39] <NaesDraw> then I hummeD in the mike in my nose
[22:39] <Kirghy> wha...?
[22:39] <NaesDraw> anD maDe the sweet, sweet music
[22:39] <NaesDraw> er.
[22:39] <Kirghy> you're scaring me
[22:40] <NaesDraw> ty

#1708 (19) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[18:04] <Sconn> While we're wishing for things, I'll take Anne hathaway in heels anD my tuxeDo shirt.
[18:04] <ADM_Raven> I'll take boobs.
[18:05] <RA_Cyrel> http://www.boobpeDia.com
[18:05] <NaesDraw> no way
[18:05] <NaesDraw> ...yes way. XD

#1709 (1) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:48] <NaesDraw> I'm with Dagger SquaDron, I'm the XO.
[22:48] <RS_Guest> ah really!
[22:48] <RS_Guest> gooD to hear.
[22:48] <NaesDraw> of Dagger
[22:48] <_Kirghy_> No, you're not getting him/her/it Naes
[22:48] <RS_Guest> (oh anD I am just now finDing out about the D6 XD)
[22:48] <NaesDraw> Oh. Meany. :/

#1711 (0) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[21:47] <`Kaz> interesting the cocks are winning
[21:50] <Sair> goD bless those intrepiD cocks
[21:51] <NaesDraw> The intrepiD cocks woulD be a rockin' banD name.

#1712 (8) - Posted by COL Dismal Dupar
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<shikkie> ok time to attempt hookup to tv
* shikkie has quit IRC (ReaD error: EOF from client)
<Licah> ..
<Licah> NO SHIK DON'T PUT YOUR PENIS THERE
<Dismal> LOL

#1713 (16) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<RS_Gizmo>> oh goD, I'm like a woman with a penis anD without breasts
<<kailen>> woulD you rather be a woman with a penis anD breasts?
<<RS_Gizmo>> only on SunDays

#1714 (4) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[12:38] <`Max> What's wrong with Rahj?
[12:46] <Markus_J> He's a Douchemuffin?
[12:46] <`Max> So you Don't like him?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> Do you like Douchemuffins?
[12:47] * `Max clears his throat.
[12:47] <`Max> Do you like me?
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> No
[12:47] <`Max> Well, thanks for ruining my point before I even make it ass hole.
[12:47] <RA_Cyrel> </pwnt>

#1716 (4) - Posted by ADM David "Heavy" Pasiechnyk
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[19:20] <RA_Cyrel> Mh, I love munching on a hanDful of salty nuts
[19:20] <RA_Cyrel> Preferably the bigger ones

#1576 (8) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<`Vaughan>> NeeD privacy? Just fly out the hangar
<<`Calista>> bamn, 7 more minutes..

#1577 (6) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<<`Calista>> seen my ass
<<RSBot>> I Don't know you, `Calista, so I Don't know about your ass.

#1578 (0) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<`Kaz> you're quite intoxicateD
<COM_Raven> im fucking stupiDly intoxicateD
<COM_Raven> i neeD to have sex with a man reight now
<COM_Raven> seriopusly

#1579 (18) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<Koryn> If my trial mirc is over anD it says register anD I Don't but it lets me on anyway like its Doing now.
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> omg
<`Kaz> They can track that man
<`Kaz> Quit! Quit before they finD out
* Koryn has left #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL

#1580 (18) - Posted by GEN Phil DarkFire
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<RS_Phil> boDies are easier to Deal with than live people
<Shikkie> less likely to say no too
<Shikkie> er... I DiDn't say that
<RS_Phil> ok i Don't want to know
<`Kaz> ....

#1581 (26) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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***Kaz Demonstrates his scary-freaky powers of summoning the unwanteD***

<`Kaz> A gay cowboy
* MERLANCE has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL

#1584 (9) - Posted by FA Michael Raven
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<`Davery> I was like... what's wrong with fucking a woman with a Dick?
<COM_Raven> .......
<CoDyman> lol
<COM_Raven> The fact that she has a penis, Dave.

#1530 (2) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> meh, playing "You touch my tra-la-la" at maximum volume at your girlfrienD's house isn't as fun as I thought it woulD be.

#1512 (6) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[21:43:21] <NicolaiRS> Or is RanDy just having flashbacks toDay?
[21:43:27] * Tenshi takes webcam anD follows Kiera.
[21:43:51] <Mitsukai> heh, reminDs me of when I first joineD the ABG :-P
[21:43:59] * Kiera smiles at Sean
[21:44:04] <Mitsukai> All those seven years ago :-P
[21:44:06] <NicolaiRS> *cue flashback music*
[21:44:20] <Kiera> "I was young anD horny ... anD I got ass."
[21:44:23] <Kiera> :P
[21:44:36] <Mitsukai> She stole the worDs right out of my mouth. :-P
[21:44:42] <Kiera> "Now ... seven years later, I'm olD anD horny ... anD I get ass."

#1514 (5) - Posted by RA Kyle Tobarn
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<RanDySEMI> Kyle is like one part Giz, two parts Sconn, anD just a hint of bitterness.
<RanDySEMI> I lie, two parts bitterness :P
<kailen> kyle's my hero :P

#1515 (3) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<BGN_RanDy> Ahhh
<BGN_RanDy> ReminDs me, I neeD to wash my wank rag
<BGN_RanDy> Er...
<BGN_RanDy> DiD I say that alouD?
<GizAFK> nope, you typeD it, which means we have DocumenteD eviDence
<BGN_RanDy> Damn

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