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#1516 (7) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Mitsukai> Anyway
<Mitsukai> I Disappear
<Mitsukai> Go poof
<Mitsukai> To get nakeD anD soapy
* Mitsukai is now known as RanDyPHONE

#1531 (7) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> Yeah, you're my female Dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo paDs over to him anD licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<CoDyman> yeah, viking, gay people, anD puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows shoulD be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went anD maDe rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal anD oral sex every morning at your Desk Sir?
<LCable> I DiDn't mean a literal Dog.
<`Kaz> Cable Doesn't have a Desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He Doesn't even have a beD.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS Doesn't actually buDget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> InDeeD, Cable has no Desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He Does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee anD cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable anD gets on all fours turning siDeways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<CoDyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I Don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reaDing the channel anD....anD....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glaD Im not RFCO
<CoDyman> I'll see whose on anD maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable Doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounDs great, CoDy
<LCable> I DiDn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanteD was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* KarreDo has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parteD her hanDs palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight anD heaD high, "commanD me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lorD whom this girls breathes are only alloweD by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.

#1513 (6) - Posted by RA Himm El-Syna
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[22:41] * HimmAFK afks again
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> nooooooooooooooooooooo Dont go
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> or i will kill uhm......................................... your inflatable sheep
[22:41] <Wolf_ZzZz> :p
[22:42] * Arania hanDs Wolf a neeDle
[22:42] * Licah has joineD #IBG
[22:42] <Wolf_ZzZz> thanks
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the neeDle at the sheeps neck
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> COME BACK or suffer
[22:43] * HimmAFK watch as Licah comes between Wessy anD the inflatable
[22:43] <Wolf_ZzZz> hey it workeD
[22:43] <Licah> meep
[22:43] * Wolf_ZzZz puts the neeDle in licahs neck
[22:44] * HimmAFK watch as Licah Deflates
[22:44] * Wolf_ZzZz brings licah to the meDical centre
[22:44] <HimmAFK> heh...the inflatable rubber Licah
[22:45] <Arania> for all our Desires? :p

#1517 (4) - Posted by CMDR Vason Senmic
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[00:46] * COL_AiDyn very much wishes he was a girl :(
[00:47] <kailen> you coulDn't hanDle it
[00:47] <COL_AiDyn> lol, yeah I coulD
[00:47] <CPT_Reagan> he'D just sit at home anD masturbate all Day long anD play with his breasts
[00:47] * RanDy builDs Marcie a Dais anD a throne.
[00:47] <kailen> tell me that when you have a vagina
[00:47] * kailen grins
[00:47] <COL_AiDyn> But..I Do.

#1518 (-3) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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[11:24] * Tenshi|Sleep is now known as KieraAchy
[11:24] <Mitsukai> [pause]
[11:24] <Mitsukai> Sparks: ...MaDe of hemp.
[11:24] <Mitsukai> Hey Kiera-Achey-Breaky-Heart
[11:24] <Mitsukai> ...
[11:24] <Mitsukai> OMFG, I DiD not just make that reference.
[11:24] <Davin> ROTFLMAO
[11:24] <CPT_Reagan> umm yes, you DiD
[11:24] <Davin> HAHA!
[11:25] * Davin points anD laughs.
[11:25] <Davin> SCREENSHOT!
[11:25] <KieraAchy> Hey
[11:25] <Davin> oh wait...i log this anyway
[11:25] <Davin> ... SCREENSHOT
[11:25] <KieraAchy> I'm sick Achey
[11:25] <KieraAchy> :P

#1519 (9) - Posted by COL Renan Darillia
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<Licah> ...no, obviously bi people are SINNERS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD
<MGN_Raven> YES
<MGN_Raven> FOR THE LORD SHALT SAY
<MGN_Raven> THOU SHALT NOT DIP THY FINGERS IN BOTH PIES!

#1520 (1) - Posted by GEN Anton "Ups" Nels
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Reabel last few weeks have been busay
`Anton once agian phlacun DominateD the other squaDs
Reabel with the ay on purpose :P
Reabel that's because we chew bubble gum anD kick ass ^_^

#1521 (8) - Posted by CPT Kass Hunter
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Know your enemy, Love your enemy, If you're gooD enough you'll beat him.

#1522 (4) - Posted by LCM James "Corsair" Folen
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Rules of Life in the Battle FielD:
A sucking chest wounD is Nature's way of telling you to slow Down.
Never go to beD with anyone crazier than yourself.
There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

#1523 (1) - Posted by COL Renan Darillia
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<Raven_33> I never get LSP for shit, but blow off someone's Dick heaD anD it's instant DSP :P

#1524 (9) - Posted by BGN Stalker
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Jay`C: IDea!
Jay`C: Stalks, you shoulD make someone be moral officer of golD
Jay`C: I DiD that in WC once..was pretty fun
Jay`C: I just naggeD people anD DiD stupiD shit
Stalksaway: guess what
Jay`C: um..what?
Stalksaway: you just appointeD yourself moral officer
CPT_Eric: I'll be moral officer!!!
CPT_Eric: awwwww
Stalksaway: :-)
Jay`C: ah fuck

#1526 (44) - Posted by MGN Mystic Warrior
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RS_Gizmo Damnit
RS_Gizmo why can't job requirements for stuff I want to Do reaD, "WanteD: InexperienceD iDiot"
RS_Gizmo it woulD make things sooo much easier
RS_Gizmo although knowing my luck I'D be tolD I was overqualifieD

#1527 (9) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<LCable> I just wanna be able to get in on the action anD start throwing poop like a monkey with Diarrhea,.

#1528 (21) - Posted by COL Renan Darillia
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<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Graxe, somehow, has been given a COMM by an important person that Doesn't know him.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: You all listen to graxe, anD walk outsiDe.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: You go on a mission.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Graxe fights a Dark JeDi Master that has 3D+1 Lightsaber.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Graxe Wins anD finDs a saber that Does 500D10+800 DMG, a Cortosis ass, anD a gem.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Yay for graxe.
<MGN_Raven> Nazi GM: Sim enD

#1529 (5) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<Deltan> My penis will not shrink because another Design is maDe the Default

#1533 (8) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LGN_Raven> Im getting really pisseD off at our EaW Division
<RS_Gizmo> lol
<Markus_J> why?
<RS_Gizmo> ie, lack of them Doing anything? :P
<LGN_Raven> BECAUSE THEY WONT FIGHT ME
<Markus_J> haha
<LGN_Raven> seriously
<LGN_Raven> it's gay
<`Renan> its fear, fear of teh Raven
<RS_Gizmo> it's all gooD, we'll enter external competitions anD then they'll all want to be on your team :P
<LGN_Raven> AnD Eric broke our unbeaten streak
<LGN_Raven> that bitch
<RS_Gizmo> lmao
<EricAFK> Shut up!
<EricAFK> I tolD you I suck!
<LGN_Raven> TAKE THE COCK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE PLAYING THEN

#1534 (4) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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<`Kaz> Who gives a fuck how baD it is
<`Kaz> Samuel L Jackson is going to say motherfucker on a plane full of snakes

#1535 (1) - Posted by BGN Tasch Pencron
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<Spazzzz> http://www.rebelsquaDrons.org/quotes/1446/
<Spazzzz> gooD Ronin quote
<Morg> haha
<Brukhar> hahah Ronin's gay
<Brukhar> how classic :P
<Morg> thats not the point
<Morg> he must be really really harDcore bent, like his club
<Morg> :P

#1536 (5) - Posted by 1LT Gunman
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<CoDyman> you know what I always finD funny about Xmen (movie)....professor X anD Magneto are gay in real life, anD it's all I really ponDer when I see them interact in the movie
<CoDyman> it's just kinDa funny
<`Kaz> yeah but he's totally marrieD with kiDs
<`Kaz> So...I Donno, how Does that work
<CoDyman> I Dunno, I ain't his therapist
<`Kaz> Where'D you get that professor x was gay?
<`Gunman> Yeah, where?
<CoDyman> i Dunno, my gay frienD tolD me that once, figureD he'D know as well as anyone really
<`Gunman> pfff
<`Kaz> Magneto is but that's common knowleDge
<CoDyman> Dammit, Don't Destroy my Dreams about two olD gay DuDes going at it

#1537 (17) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> Oh...anD you went after SpyDer to prove your heterosexuality? Meh, that's like proving you're a pacifist by killing someone in self Defense.

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