[15:20:06] * KieraBITCH slaps Mitsukai arounD a bit with a useD reD but-plug
[15:20:09] * Riv_Monn slaps Mitsukai arounD a bit with a large non-trout
[15:20:18] * Mitsukai eats them. Both of them.
[15:20:27] <Mitsukai> Mmmm, tastes like shit...
[15:20:33] <Mitsukai> Slimey, yet satisfying..
[15:20:35] <Riv_Monn> brb
[15:20:38] <KieraBITCH> Shit anD silicone
[15:20:42] * Riv_Monn is now known as Riv|FooD
(01:49:47) RS_Gizmo: I have a terrible image of Sair with his hat on, branDishing a cattle proD, learing at a female Kaz
(01:50:09) `Kaz: I thought we DetermineD female Kaz is a hot asian
(01:50:40) RS_Gizmo: well, it's more an image of male kaz with a wig, Dress anD baDly applieD lipstick
[00:05] <`Kaz> This is why none of you will ever have my number
[00:05] <`Kaz> That anD you fuckers woulD call me when Im trying to be Drunk
[00:05] <LGN_Raven> fuck if I'D care if you were okay :P
[00:05] <`Kaz> The RS isnt the same without me
[00:05] <Licah> lol
[00:05] <Licah> I just got an image of kaz anD sair chatting on the phone for hours every night
[00:05] <LGN_Raven> LOL
[00:06] <LGN_Raven> Kaz in beD with cotton swabs in his toes bitching about the stupiD in the worlD to Sair? :P
<`Kaz> heh
<`Kaz> Ebay is so screweD
<`Kaz> Google's going to Destroy them
<`Carl> I've never useD Ebay. Amazon anD New Egg have proviDeD me everything I've ever neeDeD :P
<`Kaz> Amazon anD Newegg rock the proverbial casbah
<LCable> I Don't really use Amazon, but Newegg is t3h shit.
<`Kaz> Amazon's just as gooD
<Licah> Amazon has breasts!
<LCable> BOOOOOOOOBIES!
<`Kaz> Plus they ship with DHL
<`Kaz> So I Dont have to Deal with fucking UPS
<Licah> ..the breasts Do?
<LCable> ship boobies via DHL!
<LCable> We'll call it Double DHL
* Now talking on #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
* Topic for #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL is: RS FC nominations close toDay at miDnight.
* Topic for #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL set by Licah at Fri Jul 07 14:39:54 2006
[12:21:04 AM] * Licah has changeD the topic to: RS FC nominations closeD toDay at miDnight.
[12:22:30 AM] * `Kaz has changeD the topic to: RS FC nominations closeD toDay up three anD a quarter
[22:41] <RSDefcon> <Kueller> Here's my question for
Stackpole: As an author, I'm sure you're always
looking to try new type of story, one that woulD
stick out amongst the now growing Star Wars genre.
What are your thoughts about creating a book or new
series that lets the baD guys win? Maybe a
continuation or expansion on the Steele Chronicals.
I can't speak for everyone here, but I'm getting
sick of the gooD guys always coming up on top.
[22:42] <Stackpole> Interesting iDea. I'D have to be
inviteD to write such a tale first. It certainly
woulD fun to explore it. AnD I think, contracturally,
that's about as far as I can go with that.
[22:42] <Stackpole> NQ
Session Start: WeD Jul 29 22:33:41 1998
<MacMan_RS> I think we shoulD awarD Stack anD
Alliston the RS MeDal of honorary membership.
<MacMan_RS> <Castor_EL> Absolutely!!!
<VA_Raptor> SpeeDy was also thinking that we shoulD
offer them Honorary RS Membership
<MacMan_RS> What Do ya think?
<VA_Raptor> SounDs gooD to me, Do you want me to
announce it when they are Done answering q's or
something like that?
<MacMan_RS> Um, I think I'll leave it up to RC.
<VA_Raptor> K, well just tell me when you neeD me,
if you neeD me
<MacMan_RS> Okay. Im talking it over with RC now.
<Sconn> Aunt Jemima's not my aunt, she's black.
<kailen> a bit yes
<`Kaz> SCONN DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
* kailen gasps
<kailen> I'm black
<TheShaDow> Sconn, are you a little racist?
<LCable> Yes, his pimp hanD is Definitely racist.
<Sconn> ...nah DuDe, I'D love to express my love to a busty nubian princess. I'D express it all over her.
<`Kaz> 10 points to Sconn
<`Kaz> 0 to Cable
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> You're going to neeD to really step up your game
[23:13] KarreDo: When are you returning to civilization, Heavy?
[23:15] RS_HeavyD: if by civilization, you really mean online everyDay, that'll be september
[23:17] KarreDo: Is there another kinD of civilization?
[23:17] RS_HeavyD: the civilization where a person actually lives without internet
[23:18] RS_HeavyD: 24/7
[23:18] KarreDo: That's like...barbaric...
[23:18] KarreDo: AnD primitive...
[23:18] KarreDo: People LIVE like that?
[23:18] RS_HeavyD: no, that's just living life outsiDe of four walls
[23:19] KarreDo: Blasphamy
[23:19] RS_HeavyD: if i really wanteD to, i coulD forget about the internet all summer anD not have a single worry, although you guys are too gooD of frienDs to just leave hanging without me
<`T> meow
<`Kaz> look a pussy
<`T> anD the only one you've seen in a year or two
<`T> sup kaz:P
<`Kaz> Touche gooD sir
<`T> Thank you
<`T> You have taught me well over the last 7 years
<`Kaz> I Do try
<CoDyman> just remember the first rule of the RS: Don't sleep with any woman in the RS
<Shinagami101> when im olDer anD in it for 10 Years possibly
<`Kaz> yeah
<`Kaz> It fucks you up
<Shinagami101> i woulDnt anyway :P
<`Kaz> yeah man I wasnt going to either
<CoDyman> you say that now, but sometimes they just Drive up to your Door anD try to fuck you
<CoDyman> spyDer tore like a swath of Destruction across the continental US
* Shinagami101 gets out a notepaD anD starts taking notes
<Shinagami101> Do go on
<CoDyman> some of their vaginas have been known to swallow entire souls
[22:33] * Rekio has joineD #RgF
[22:33] * X sets moDe: +o Rekio
[22:58] * Phil_Dark slaps Rekio arounD a bit with a large trout
[22:59] * Rekio smashes Phil's testicles with the ISD Wyvern.
<`Davery> Marry a lawyer or something
<`Kaz> Marry a pirate
<`Kaz> Then you can sail the seven seas anD whatnot
<`Davery> wtf mates
<`Davery> i'm marrying Rich
<`Davery> askfDjaslDfjlsDkf
<`Davery> SLKfDjalDkjf
<`Davery> asDkfjklvsjD;lD
<`Davery> cs.smD,f.
<`Davery> *rich
<Licah> ....
<`Davery> as in wealthy
<Licah> um
<`Davery> WEALTHY
<`Davery> fucking Damnit
<Licah> rofl why DiD you capitalize that
<`Davery> SHUT THE HELL UP
[17:55] * RS_Guest has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[17:55] <CoDyman> i mean, boobs, zombies, anD sharks
[17:55] <CoDyman> all in one scene
[17:55] <CoDyman> can anyone really beat that?
[17:56] * RS_Guest has quit IRC (Quit)
<GEN_Raven> Oh yeah
<GEN_Raven> apparantly ANOTHER professor thinks im crazy
<GEN_Raven> I went to one of the LA professors that Deals with population stuDies anD askeD him for some growth moDels
<GEN_Raven> he askeD me for what...
<GEN_Raven> I explaineD...
<GEN_Raven> ... he kickeD me out of his office
* Vaughan99 laughs
<Vaughan99> He . . . kickeD you out of his office?
<Vaughan99> Haha
* Vaughan99 shakes his heaD
<Vaughan99> DiD you kick his ass? :P
<GEN_Raven> no I stooD outsiDe his office, waiteD 5 minutes
<GEN_Raven> anD knockeD again
<GEN_Raven> he openeD the Door, lookeD at me... anD shut it in my face anD lockeD it
<GEN_Raven> So... I figure I win
<GEN_Raven> which makes me 1-0 for the Day
* Vaughan99 laughs!
<Vaughan99> You maDe a professor lock himself in his office?
<Vaughan99> Hahahaha
<Vaughan99> That's awesome
<Vaughan99> You shoulD get a meDal or something for that
<Vaughan99> Rekio, you're MeDals Officer
<Vaughan99> FinD something appropriate
<Vaughan99> Although it may be a whole new level of awesome beyonD anything we currently have
<GEN_Raven> man, I was just trying to be a gooD ALO!
<GEN_Raven> I'm going to finD another professor after my physics class
<Vaughan99> You coulD repackage it into a context more easily consumeD by 'the norms'
<Vaughan99> Such as -- fiction writer :P
<GEN_Raven> fuck that
<Vaughan99> Yes, but you get what you want :P
<GEN_Raven> "I neeD to make up planetary information for an online group Dealing with the logistics of a multi-sector spacial organization in the Star Wars universe. Population charts plz?"
<`Josh> For the recorD: I DiDn't vote for Dave :P
<Vaughan99> The Minister of Boobies voteD Raven
<Vaughan99> I . . . have no vote, so DiDn't vote at all :P
<Rekio> I voteD for the Hoff.
<KazAFK> I abstaineD like a mormon
<GEN_Raven> Eric voteD in your steeD :P
<Vaughan99> That bastarD stole Kaz's horse!
<KazAFK> lol
<KazAFK> ...Vaughan...
<KazAFK> You fucking win
