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#1566 (53) - Posted by LGN Jon Anchorage
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[11:25] <RS_JonAnchor> Dang cant believe that I am not alloweD to own a silencer in this state =(
[11:25] <Shikkie> who Do you neeD to shoot that it has to be quiet?
[11:26] <RS_JonAnchor> a rat :)
[11:26] <Shikkie> bb gun
[11:27] <RS_JonAnchor> nah it will bounce off neeD to penetrate ;P
[11:28] <Shikkie> ten pumps shoulD penetrate
[11:28] <Shikkie> er.
[11:28] <Shikkie> Don't quote that
[11:28] <RS_JonAnchor> ROFL@!!!!

#1567 (15) - Posted by LGN Jon Anchorage
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* RS_JonAnchor is confuseD on whats going on by Nov 20th ;)
<Rekio> Jon are you staying with Phal or Rag?
<RS_JonAnchor> cant have both eh?
<Rekio> uhh, no.
<RS_JonAnchor> bummer
<RS_JonAnchor> then it will be Phal
<Rekio> k
<RS_JonAnchor> but I want Rag as well ;)
<Rekio> I want a million Dollars.
<Rekio> Want to traDe?
<RS_JonAnchor> sure you give me a million Dollars I will give you Rag ;P
<Rekio> heh
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!
<Rekio> None of the IBG squaDrons are very strong. So there's a possibility that Phal will folD.
<Rekio> So then you might get Rag :P
<RS_JonAnchor> But I want Phal also ;)
<RS_JonAnchor> cant I have both?
<RS_JonAnchor> so how is this going to work are we going for XWA anD XvT platform tieD together?
<Rekio> yes, no.
<Rekio> the same a smiliar story. but Vaughan's got it all put together.
<RS_JonAnchor> huh? so then I can have both Rag anD Phal on my profile?
<Rekio> no
<RS_JonAnchor> m'kay
<Rekio> its one unit
<Rekio> one big happy family
<Rekio> or something
<RS_JonAnchor> yeah but.....why cant we still have the same squaDs?
<Rekio> we Do
<RS_JonAnchor> then I can have both Rag anD Phal in my profile then
<Rekio> no
<RS_JonAnchor> grr....
<Rekio> Phal anD Rag are competeing against each other.
<Rekio> Thus you can't be in both.
<RS_JonAnchor> I can compete with myself I Do it all the time
<Rekio> ...
<Rekio> I will hurt.
<RS_JonAnchor> want me to argue with myself?
<Rekio> no, go run ORW3 :P
<RS_JonAnchor> Dont make me Do it
* Rekio shoos
<RS_JonAnchor> ROFL!!!!
<RS_JonAnchor> "click click" quoteD!! ;P
<RS_JonAnchor> I Love my Job!!!

#1570 (5) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<CoDyPup>> Die!
* RS_Gizmo has quit (Ping timeout)
<<`Josh>> OMG You killeD Giz!
<<`Kaz>> lol
<<`Vaughan>> You bastarD!

#1572 (6) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<CoDyPup> for the recorD, when I stateD that my work is the kinDa place where you'D work if you really just wanteD to crawl into a gutter anD Die.....there's now a DeaD cat in front of our office that litterally crawleD into the gutter anD DieD
<`Davery> ew
<CoDyPup> anD we can't get it removeD till like TuesDay cause the people who come anD Do that kinDa stuff are off on sunDay anD monDay
<`Davery> just get a really big shop vac
<CoDyPup> fuck it, i'm off
<CoDyPup> i ain't fucking with DeaD animals in asia
<CoDyPup> that's how outbreak movies start
<`Kaz> lol
<`Kaz> He has a rather valiD point
<CoDyPup> that's like being in the congo in africa anD finDing a DeaD whore in a gutter anD being like "Let me just fuck that DeaD whore, what coulD go wrong?"

#1573 (64) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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* Glytch has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<Glytch> I've DiscovereD something toDay.
<Glytch> There are some weirD links out there.
<Glytch> That is all.
<`Jester> So toDay was your first time on the internet then? :P
<Glytch> Yes! It was just so shocking.
<Glytch> I'm going to write a letter to the eDitor of the internet expressing my feelings.
<`Jester> while your at it, aDD a complaint about how harD it is to finD porn

#1574 (1) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<CoDyman> i teach people knowleDge
<`PM> Work is what you Do as a means to the enD
<CoDyman> but it's gay
<`PM> You teach them gay knowleDge?
<`PM> I'D like to see one of those classes.

#1575 (11) - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<GEN_Raven> I only pretenD to give up to lure my opponent into a false sense of security right before I stab him/her/it in the eye
<CoDyman> with my cock
<GEN_Raven> Exactly.
<GEN_Raven> I wielD CoDy's cock like a war sworD.

#1586 (6) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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RS #vsg IRC chat
<`Anton> sake run!!!!!
<RS_Naes> they peg the whole RS in the creDits
* `Anton is now known as `Anton|AFK
<RS_Naes> Sake... Makes people AFK.
* RS_Naes writes that Down.

#1571 (26) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<CoDyPup> great, ranDy's back to aDDing completely obscure ranDomness to the wiki
<`Davery> lol I noticeD that too
<`Davery> He has no RS positions anD he's not even in the club yet he ranDomly returns to make wiki entries
<`Davery> on like... space traDe routes
<CoDyPup> oh, THAT Nitram Lutha HyperboulevarD;
<`Josh> hey it keeps him busy anD out of our hair, let him be
<CoDyPup> The Nitram Lutha HyperboulevarD is nameD after the infamous Defel anarchist anD peace activist, Nitram Lutha
<CoDyPup> lol
<CoDyPup> you can't really be an anarchist anD a peace activist
<Shikkie> anarchy woulD permit peace or violence Due to lack of orDer
<CoDyPup> it woulD permit anything
<CoDyPup> there'D be Dogs with birthDay hat cones on their heaDs covereD in peanut butter running arounD killing cats riDing atop walruses
<CoDyPup> that aint peace
<`Josh> That woulD be cool to see though

#1589 (2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<`Kaz`> Because when I beat you, anD I woulD beat you, you'D throw a tantrum
<Sair> like hell you woulD
<Sair> I've got cocks from here to tuesDay

#1590 (12) - Posted by 2LT Ganner Rysode
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* `Kaz changes topic to 'ToDay in the B&G, Giz speaks about Difficulties at his night job | <RS_Gizmo> harD to swallow, but at least it Doesn't hurt so much'

#1591 (0) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<RA_Raven> you coulD get a prosthetic installeD with hyDrolics
<RA_Raven> :P
<RA_Raven> turn your Dick into a Ricer
<Markus_J> LOL
<Kirghy> Where's the fun in that?
<`Kaz> kekekekekek penis rush

#1593 (7) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:41] <Kirghy> I swear that InDy's kin to Hillary Clinton in some way.[22:42] <Sconn> It is my opinion that Hillary's infinitely hotter than InDy.
[22:42] <Sconn> Now, I use that in a relative sense.
[22:42] <Sconn> Not because I think that Hillary's hot.
[22:42] <Sconn> But compareD to InDy, she's goDDamn Kiera Knightley.
[22:42] <Kirghy> I Do concur on all counts
[22:42] <HeavyD> lol
[22:42] <Sconn> </enD rant>

#1594 (10) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<Sconn> Oh goD, I just rippeD major ass.
<Sconn> Major.
<`Jester> ......
<`Jester> I hope you got Sair a banDaiD to put on the tear

#1595 (10) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[00:19] <Sair> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthreaD.php?threaDiD=2566336
[00:19] <Sair> I enjoy this threaD.
[00:21] <`Kaz> yes
[00:21] <`Kaz> a great big "you must be registereD to view this page" banner
[00:21] <`Kaz> that's a laugh riot man
[00:21] <Sair> sorry
[00:21] <Sair> :(
[00:21] <Sair> I can never tell what will anD won't work anymore.
[00:23] <`Kaz> They make a blue pill for that

#1596 (4) - Posted by FA Michael Raven
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<`Josh> <<Shut up anD fuck me Markus :P >>

#1597 (11) - Posted by FA Michael Raven
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<Julliah> but thankfully, I Don't work in 4 hours this time :p anD I DiD hae a nap earlier...anD...lol, brb, Drank too much teat

#1598 (8) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Markus_J> ALL HAIL COMMODE DOOR SCONN!
<Sconn> ...shit, DiD I get promoteD?

#1599 (5) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<Sconn> I wish I was 17 again.
<Sconn> But not really
<Sconn> but kinDa, 'cause then I coulD fuck 15 year olDs legally
<Sconn> as opposeD to the shaDy way I Do it now.

#1600 (14) - Posted by VA Patrick Blastfire
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<`Aisha> Do re me fa so la
<`Aisha> te Do n.n
<BlastAFK> It's ti
<`Aisha> I'm glaD
<`Josh> No thanks I'm not thursty
<`Josh> thursty
<`Josh> thersty
<`Josh> hmm
<`Josh> what an oDD worD
<`Josh> thirsty
<`Josh> aha!
<`Josh> I R DUM!
<BlastAFK> ...
<BlastAFK> Wow, Josh
<`Josh> shut up blast
<BlastAFK> Just....wow
<`Josh> just
<`Josh> no
<`Josh> -.-

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