<<JesterWORK>> you really neeD to get riD of a couple of photos there Face, like the "wannabe carpenter" photo anD the "i look like I came off my skateboarD face first" photo
<<JesterWORK>> KiD with lightsaber though - pure golD
<<`Face>> AnD her name is Jaina
<<`Face>> heh
<<JesterWORK>> heh
<<`Face>> I lieD to my wife when she askeD if it was a starwars name
<RA_Raven> Our Sconnicus, who art in St. Paul. HalloweD be thy name. Thy bitches come. Thy will be Done. On Earth as it is everywhere.
<RA_Raven>Give us this Day our Daily poon. AnD forgive us our ho-slappin, as we forgive those who ho-slap against us. AnD leaD us not into unplanneD parentooD, anDDeliver us from Dumb bitches. ASconn.
<Sconn> yeah, here in the civilizeD worlD, we call it welfare
<Sconn> anD people neeD to qualify to get on it.
<Gavin_Storm> we qqualify after 1 year of work or if you have less the 8K in the bank
<Sconn> Yeah. Here, you gotta have like...a few kiDs anD no chilD support
<Gavin_Storm> you get more if you have kiDs
<Gavin_Storm> naturally
<Sconn> So who pays for all that?
<Sconn> Do you all, with your taxes?
<Gavin_Storm> national insurance stamp or taxes
<Sconn> Oh righgt.
<Sconn> ...right*
<Sconn> I forgot your government taxes stamps. Which is why my country DeciDeD you all suckeD anD then kickeD the shit outta you in two separate wars.
Session Start: Tue Aug 07 22:39:34 2007
[22:39] <RSDLightwinD> Knock knock
[22:39] <RA_Raven> Who's there?
[22:40] <RSDLightwinD> DaDoor
[22:40] * RA_Raven blows up DaDoor.
[22:40] <RA_Raven> Not anymore!
[22:40] <RSDLightwinD> LOL
[22:41] <RSDLightwinD> Now thats an open Door policy
[22:42] <RA_Raven> That it is.
Another Kane quote. In this quote, we see yet another instance of how Kane wants to "bugger" Markus.
<Kane_R> Markus, that's my laptop, give it to me, anDDon't give me the look, I know you probably hate kiDs, anD I'll bugger you for my laptop if you Don't give it back.'
<Markus_J> ...Bugger me?
<Markus_J> DuDe.
<Sconn> Eww.
<Eric_27> watch out
<Eric_27> he has the herpes
Although this line was DirecteD towarDs a specific inDiviDual, it really applies to each anD every one of us in the RS...
(Note: BelinDa talking through Vaughan's IRC connection)
<`Vaughan> "The Day that I say 'Dave, I want sex' anD you go 'No, I can't, I'm busy with Star Wars', then it's a problem"
<SconnBOOZE> Btich bitch bitch, Giz.
<Lori_Star> ooooo yeeeeeessss
06* SconnBOOZE blinks
<VA_Raven> ...
<VA_Raven> DiD Lori just get off to Sconn tlking?
<VA_Raven> talking*
<SconnBOOZE> WoulDn't be the first time.
[17:37] * NaesDraw strolls over to a winDow anD looks out.
[17:38] <NaesDraw> Crap! My wallet!
[17:38] * NaesDraw runs for the vac suits locker anD heaDs for a airlock.
[17:38] * NaesDraw is now known as Naes-EV
<CoDyman> the AF is much like what I'D imagine having anal sex with a horse woulD be like
<CoDyman> long, painful, anD ungratifying, also somewhat confusing anD complicateD
[00:16] <VA_Raven> P228 hits for 20ish chest, right?
[00:16] <LCable> I think more like 30s
[00:16] <`Kaz> why woulD you hit them in the chest
[00:16] <`Kaz> SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!
[00:16] <Sair> CENTER OF MASS
[00:16] <Sair> ITS THE BIGGEST PART
[00:17] <Sair> unless you're shooting at me, then its the wang
[00:17] <LCable> DuDe, with CSS's weirD-ass hitboxes, the heaD is almost as big as the chest
[00:17] <VA_Raven> ...because you normally aim at the upper torso/neck, fire, anD allow your rectile to trace up to their face :P
[00:17] <Sair> ...
[00:17] <Sair> rectile
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticle
[00:17] <LCable> tee-hee
[00:17] <`Kaz> recticicle
[00:17] <LCable> recticicicicicle
[00:17] <Licah> ......
[00:17] <Sair> ALLOW YOUR RECTILE TO TRACE UP TO THEIR FACE
[00:17] <`Kaz> lol
[19:54] <Himm> maybe I ought to christmas Decorate my fighter
[19:54] <NaesDraw> hm....
[19:54] <NaesDraw> just keep the tinsel out of the intakes
[19:54] <Himm> lol
[19:55] <NaesDraw> Mebe I'll spruce up Reset abit
[19:55] <Himm> hehe
[19:55] <Himm> aDD a sants bearD
[19:55] <Himm> *santa
[19:56] <NaesDraw> That is just th right amonut of funny to work.
[19:56] <NaesDraw> at least a hat
[19:57] <NaesDraw> i'll look into that..... oh.
[19:57] <Himm> anD recalibrate his speaker to go ho-ho-ho in steaD of all those beeps
[19:57] <NaesDraw> we neeD a RS: Xmas thing.
[19:57] <Himm> hehe
[19:58] <NaesDraw> Who's going out in a Vac suit anD stringing the lights on the ShielD Generators?
[19:58] <Himm> rofl
[19:59] <Himm> I've never seen an christmas opt for XWA
[19:59] <Himm> that'D been fun
[19:59] <NaesDraw> this all is quite possablely quote worthy.
FriDay Night - SaturDay Morning (7th/8th Dec) MaDness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CrazyFace has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract iDea
[01:41] <CoDyman> gooD question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <CoDyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'D like some grilleD ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the Door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i Dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretenDing to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What Do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results founD.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretenD girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <CoDyman> teu is a girl who pretenDs to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
03[01:43] * cliffster has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <CoDyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <CoDyman> anD she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> DiD i stutter?
[01:43] <CoDyman> Bombs Over BahgDaD!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks Don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <CoDyman> nope
[01:44] <CoDyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles anD says, "Next time, Drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgDaD song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets moDe: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh noDs
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets moDe: +b *!*ConfuseD@*.Dc.Dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kickeD by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what DiD you Do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> DiD you reaD an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm unDercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learneD well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I reaD lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kickeD by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, gooDbye!)
03[01:46] * CrazyFace has joineD #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:47] <Sair> DiD you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just haD sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets moDe: +b *!*DementeDD@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kickeD by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we Done with being fucking stupiD tonite?>
[01:48] <CoDyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frighteneD anD confuseD
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I neeD to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banneD?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You misseD one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets moDe: +b *!*@TheShane.users.unDernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kickeD by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
Dagger has morals?
[14:44] <NaesDraw> if he says ok, you coulD be the moral officer
[14:44] <NaesDraw> wait, what morals.....
[14:44] <Swifty> the what
[14:44] <NaesDraw> :P
[14:44] <Swifty> :P
[14:45] <NaesDraw> the make people feel better officer
<Swifty> What Does a hangover feel like?
<RS_Gizmo> well, it varies from person to person, but when it's baD, I generally feel tireD as hell, I have an annoying heaDache which feels like the insiDe of my heaD is bigger than my skull, anD my stomach Doesn't generally feel right until after I've been to the toilet anD releaseD a poo of evil Doom :P
<RS_Gizmo> the only way to feel better seems to be to lie in beD unDer a Duvet anD try to sleep :P
<RS_Gizmo> although greasey fry ups anDDVDs which you Don't have to think much about can also be gooD
<Swifty> Don't get Drunk woulD work just as well
