[21:15] <NaesDraw> Force poke Does -10 HP
[21:15] * NaesDraw revives Himm
[21:15] <Swifty> -10?
[21:15] <NaesDraw> tyes
[21:16] <Swifty> how Do you Do -10 on someone with 0
[21:16] <NaesDraw> teh Force
[21:16] <NaesDraw> :D
[21:16] <Swifty> so he now has 10?
[21:16] <Swifty> or -10?
[21:17] <NaesDraw> um, `10
[21:17] <Swifty> 10?
[21:17] <Swifty> Do -60
[21:17] <NaesDraw> um,
[21:17] <Swifty> we neeD him well enough to make the mission
[21:17] * NaesDraw Uses Force Poke
[21:18] <NaesDraw> it's not very effective
[21:18] <NaesDraw> Durr.... swifty halp?
[21:18] * Swifty uses an upgraDeD force poke that Does -50
[21:19] * NaesDraw has a baD iDea anD looks at swifty...
[21:19] <Swifty> what?
[21:19] * NaesDraw slaps Swifty arounD a bit with a large trout
[21:19] <NaesDraw> kekekekekekekekkekekekekekekkekke
[21:19] <Swifty> WHY?
[21:19] <NaesDraw> um.
[21:20] <NaesDraw> cuz
<Swifty> I trieD to argue with Kaz, which Sconn promptly recommenDeD against :P
<VA_Raven> You shoulD take the recommenDation.
<Swifty> he saiD:
<Swifty> <Swifty> Is it possible to fight Kaz anD win?
<Swifty> <Sconn> No.
<Swifty> <Sconn> Because, like a woman
<Swifty> <Sconn> Kaz Defies logic in an argument
<VA_Raven> He is correct.
<Swifty> Checks book of "What to Do in RS" "#1 Listen to the FC
<Swifty> "
<Swifty> :P
<VA_Raven> #1 woulD be 'Do not mess with Kaz'.
<VA_Raven> #2 woulD be 'Listen to the FC'
<Swifty> What happens if you mess with Kaz?
<Swifty> :P
<VA_Raven> You will Engage The Rage.
<Swifty> #3 'Do not let Sconn or Spokes anywhere near alcohol when they're on Duty' :P
<`Josh> !lookup mom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair ManDella -- http://www.rebelsquaDrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquaDrons.org
<Kirghy> lol
* Sconn blinks
<Sconn> !lookup yourmom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair ManDella -- http://www.rebelsquaDrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquaDrons.org
<Sconn> heh
<Kirghy> !lookup sconn's mom
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[<`Kaz> way to go Kirghy
<`Kaz> Way to fucking go
<`Kaz> THIS is why we can't have nice things
<`Josh> ...
* Kirghy looks at Josh
<Kirghy> I think I broke it
[03:51:07] <SkrevSEMI> hey just wait til the million Dollor boob or whatever comes out anD your golDen
[03:51:11] <SkrevSEMI> ...
[03:51:13] <SkrevSEMI> Book!
[03:51:16] <SkrevSEMI> Book I say!
[03:51:31] <Skifter> honestly..
[03:51:35] <Skifter> the "your" bothers me more
[03:51:41] <SkrevSEMI> rofl
[03:51:44] <Skifter> but yes, i Do have million Dollar boons, thank you
[03:51:52] <Skifter> boons? hahah
[03:51:56] <Skifter> that's what i get for lying
[16:09] <Teu> Chopping onions with a big knife is a great anger reliever when one is angery
[16:11] <Lori_Star> stripping is also a gooD way to relief anger
[16:12] <Tethran> Lori: Care to senD us pictures of you relieving stress then? :-p
// Sometimes, the love of bacon can be so intense that it DruDges up olD lines of conflict....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> no fuck that
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> you take bacon
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> anD you coat it in brown sugar
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> anD then bake it in the oven at 375
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> ....
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> for like 15 minutes
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> it comes out glorious
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you giz
[12:17] <RS_Gizmo> then Die 20 minutes later
[12:17] <Cyrel> BUT YOU DIE HAPPY
[12:17] <SconnDRUNK> fuck you europeans anD your holier than thou nutrition
[12:17] <Sarriah> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> blah blah blah we Drink reD wine
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> yeah
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> you know what else you europeans Drink?
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> FUCKING HOLOCAUST
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> you take that back Sconn! you take that back this instant!
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> No sir, Jew jokes are funny.
[12:18] <RS_Gizmo> I Do not fucking Drink reD wine!
[12:18] * Cyrel Debates quoting this
[12:18] <SconnDRUNK> the hell you Don't
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> I'll hell you in the face
[12:19] <RS_Gizmo> beer you Drunken bastarD, beeer!
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> I'll hell you when your country bails mine out of a fucking worlD war.
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> Also, yes, I like beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> anD I appreciate your love for beer
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> however
[12:19] <SconnDRUNK> the fact of the matter remains that um...yeah, who kickeD Jerry's ass?
[12:19] <Eric|Semi> Chuck Norris DiD.
[12:19] <Sarriah> ohhhhhh, reD wine... makes me really really hot... fast
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> That's right. GooD 'ol Charlie Company, on D-Day.
[12:20] * Cyrel blinks
[12:20] <Cyrel> GET SAR SOME RED WINE! :P
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> for the recorD, you DiDn't bail us out of WW2. You saiD "oooh, screw that, we're not getting involveD with you goDDamn Europeans! Hell, we probably shoulDn't even be traDing with you limey sons of.. what the fuck just happeneD to Pearl Harbour? Screw that!"
[12:20] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:20] * SconnDRUNK blinks, orDers several more bottles of reD wine for the #allegience bar.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> On top of it, sir.
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> Um...
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> yeah DuDe
[12:20] <SconnDRUNK> you are LUCKY that Hirohito thought it was a gooD iDea to bomb hawaii.
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> otherwise we'D be having this conversation in Kraut.
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> nein!
[12:21] <RS_Gizmo> :P
[12:21] <SconnDRUNK> LorD knows I coulD speak it, but you?
[12:21] <Sarriah> lol
[12:22] <SconnDRUNK> Hell man. I'm 1/2 German, 1/2 Cherokee. I'm so confuseD about WWII that I just spout off ranDom incenDiary shit.
11:14:32 PM <Markus_J> Markus can Do what?
11:14:42 PM <Lurescz_V> stanD on one leg anD cover one eye
11:14:45 PM <Markus_J> I CAN!
11:14:51 PM <Lurescz_V> therefore showing us all what a true buttpirate looks like.
11:14:53 PM <Markus_J> ..lulz!
11:14:55 PM <Lurescz_V> OH!
11:14:57 PM <Lurescz_V> BURN!
11:14:57 PM <Teu> lol
11:15:00 PM * Lurescz_V sizzles. :P
11:15:03 PM * Cay-Qel gives Markus some ice
11:15:05 PM <Markus_J> By showing you a mirror, James?
11:15:18 PM <Lurescz_V> no, but Doing the above action, blockheaD. keep up, willya? :P
11:15:37 PM <Markus_J> Neg. That woulD require I take it in the pooper. Thus, I am no buttpirate, cockslurper.
11:16:03 PM <Teu> Now i want steak
<Lenna> explains why i coulDn't hear the music i put my heaDphones into the wrong hole
01<`Eric> .......
<ZeDan> ...
<ZeDan> Uh... They go on your ears.
01<`Eric> lmfao
<ZeDan> I Don't know... What... Else... You were expecting to hear them with...
swiftye: You know Terminator/Remus is annoying?
Naes Draw: er, no
swiftye: Kaz gave me the orDer to fix him
Naes Draw: oh, DiD he
Naes Draw: blaster, or something fancier?
swiftye: The orDer was so baD, Kaz apologizeD, wisheD me gooD luck, anD gave me a list of people that
can help
Naes Draw: We coulD have Dagger jump 'em, anD go from there
Naes Draw: Kicks is inventive...
swiftye: When Kirghy hearD the orDer, he saiD
swiftye: "Swifty: Welcome to commanD"
Naes Draw: I think some of the Daggers have commanDo training, we coulD sneak in anD get this guy.
Naes Draw: Or we coulD hire out some of CD
swiftye: Josh banneD him from B&G, anD Remus thought Josh banneD him from the whole internet
Naes Draw Doesn't appear to be paying much attention
swiftye whacks you
Naes Draw: With a fishie, I hope
swiftye: no, I graDuateD to cinDerblocks
Naes Draw: oh
Naes Draw Ducks
[20:39] <`Kaz> Nature will retaliate with new anD more complex forms of cancer :P
[20:39] <MCal> that's the saD thing
[20:39] <MCal> same with bacterial infections
[20:39] <MCal> anD viral infections
[20:39] <DugongBot> anD viral Dugongfections
[20:39] <MCal> lol
