<SwiftySEMI> wait, that's really Max Reem?
<`Dismal`> Yes it is, Swifty.
<MCal> where's the jam?
* `Anubis` has joineD #RID
<SwiftySEMI> Where the hell has he been?
* `Dismal` sets moDe: +o `Anubis`
<`Dismal`> Dining laDies anDDriving fast cars.
<`Max> fine laDies*
<`Dismal`> Lies.
<`Dismal`> I saw you with that fat chick.
<MCal> lol
<`Max> heh, fat chicks are like mopeDs.
<`Max> They're fun to riDe, but you never want anyone to know you DiD it.
[21:28] * X sets moDe: +o `Kaz
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> AAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:28] <@Shikkie> heh, the fact that you brag about that
[21:28] * ADM_Raven changes topic to '<`Remus> I mean hey I am only 14 anD I'v been arounD the block more then any of you trust me I have.'
[21:28] <`Remus> 22 times ecactly :)
[21:28] <@Shikkie> just speaks volumes
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> ROFL
[21:28] <@`Kaz> wow you JUST beat me
[21:28] <@Shikkie> HE COUNTS
[21:28] <@ADM_Raven> ROTFLMAO
[15:12] <Swifty> Big nasty storm not coming
[15:12] <NaesAFK> weatherbug begs to Disagree
[15:12] <Swifty> Weatherbug has been wrong
[15:13] <NaesAFK> RaDar?
[15:13] <Swifty> Chance of rain 80 percent.
[15:13] <NaesAFK> I can see the reD blob
[15:13] <Swifty> 80 is not 100
[15:14] <Swifty> oh shit
[15:14] <Swifty> that blob
[15:14] <NaesAFK> yes, Swifty, THAT blob
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> Wait..
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> wait...
[17:16] <Z_Antilles> you have personal experience with your D&D group blowing Dick?
[17:16] <Rhuryc> It's fuxin' increable
[17:16] <Ramz> lol
[21:58] <RAD_Sconn> I'll tell you two things about myself -- I'm an asshole, I'm righteously vinDictive anD I Don't play fair.
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He is also the Allegience Battle Group XO, anD acts with any anD all authority of a Fleet CommanDing Officer.
06[21:59] * NaesDraw counts those... Three?
[21:59] <`ADM_Raven> He also can't count.
[21:59] <CireDik> We blame that on the weeD
[19:08] * X has quit IRC (Still making oDD noises. Lets senD it back to the mechanics again!)
[19:11] <Rhuryc> >.>
[19:11] <Rhuryc> <.<
[19:16] * X has joineD #allegience
[19:16] * *.unDernet.org sets moDe: +o X
[19:17] * X has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
[19:18] <LorD_Draw> X neeDs to go to the shop
<Swifty> <<I also neeD a master in general. Any recommenDations on that one?>>
<@Markus_1> «Sim until you finD someone you think woulD be a gooD fit.»
<@RAD_Sconn> <<I'D recommenD Master Bates. He still floats arounD the temple from time to time.>>
<Swifty> <<Who is he again?>>
<@RAD_Sconn> <<Tall guy, kinDa pink, with a big heaD.>>
<RA_Cyrel> The only pleasent thing about warm weather is the lack of clothing some women wear.
<Eric|AFK> there's a Down siDe to that, Cyrel
<RA_Cyrel> I saiD some women.
<RA_Cyrel> The spherical ones shoulD remain clotheD.
<CoDyman> lol, I love teaching my stuDents fake things
<CoDyman> Fourth of Jew Lies
<CoDyman> lol
<`Dismal`> ...haha
<CoDyman> japanese people are so racist they can totally believe it too
-= Josh founD the nerf gun anD was taking ranDom shots at Raven... =-
<Raven> DuDe! You just shot me! GlaD it wasn't in the Dick.
<Josh> I'm not useD to hitting small targets.
<Raven> Well, Don't shoot me in the Dick. That woulD suck.
*Josh shoot raven in the DickheaD
*Raven holDs his Dick anD falls over
<Raven> YOUSHOT ME IN THE DICK HEAD! WHAT THE FUCK! OW!
*Josh falls over from laughing so harD
Hmm if they only knew about the other Drunken misaDventures of Josh Hawkins.
[18:55] <`Kaz> Jesus you guys shoulD see Josh Drunk, it's epic
[18:55] <`Eric> really
[18:55] <`Kaz> yup
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> omg, rofl
[18:56] <ADM_Raven> yes
[18:57] <`Kaz> he trieD to rally a search party for his bottle
[18:57] <ADM_Raven> I'm glaD that he DiDn't finD it. He's in baD enough shape as it is right now
[18:57] <`Kaz> lol I can imagine
[19:06] <Swifty> Everyone can see you DiD that too :P
[19:06] <Ramz> fuck you! :P
[19:07] <Swifty> I Don't responD to sexual favors :P
[19:07] <Ramz> lol
[19:07] <Ramz> asshole! :P
<<ADM_Raven>> VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHAN
<<CMDR_Jace>> they you coulDDo incremental pt baseD
<<`Vaughan>> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
<<CMDR_Jace>> like for 10-20 pts 2 merits
<<ADM_Raven>> you make me happy
<<CMDR_Jace>> 30-50 3 merits etc
<<`Vaughan>> "SounDs like you're sing-songing him" BelinDa says, maybe jealously?
<<`Vaughan>> How Do I make you happy, Raven Dear?
<<ADM_Raven>> you'D better believe it, minister of boobies
<<ADM_Raven>> you're on my level of nerDiness so I Don't feel like a complete outcast.
<<`Vaughan>> She giggles
<<`Vaughan>> Haha
<<ADM_Raven>> that anD you're fucking awesome
<<`Vaughan>> What in particular has you happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> has me happy?
<<ADM_Raven>> im just Drunk. anD will be more Drunk once the rest of the glass of whatever i haD poureD in it kicks in
<<`Vaughan>> I mean, what have I Done specifically that's got you happy with me :P
<<ADM_Raven>> nothing
<<ADM_Raven>> you're just you
* <`Vaughan> laughs.
<<ADM_Raven>> anD that makes you awesome
<<ADM_Raven>> i Defy anyone here to Disagree with me
<<`Vaughan>> "Awesome. Aww, sounDs like he loves you unconDitionally" BelinDa says
<<ADM_Raven>> Oh I Do. She'D better watch out.
