<`Josh> I can't see out my winDow it's raining so harD
<`Josh> If I go away I lost power
<Remus|AFK> okay
<Remus|AFK> the following are current severe thinDerstorm warnings for Mass see if one of these is your county Josh
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, NORFOLK COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR MIDDLESEX COUNTY, WORCESTER COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING UPDATE FOR ESSEX COUNTY, MIDDLESEX COUNTY, SUFFOLK COUNTY, MA
<Remus|AFK> Marine Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> SPECIAL MARINE WARNING FOR BOSTON HARBOR, COASTAL WATERS FROM MERRIMACK RIVER MA OUT 25 NM TO PLYMOUTH MA OUT 40 NM, MA
<Remus|AFK> Special Weather Alertsback to top
<Remus|AFK> yea DuDe
<`Josh> coulDn't fucking tell BY THE STORM OVER MY HEAD
<`Josh> Dumbass.
<`Josh> Really, we DiDn't neeD you to tell me the obvious.
<Rhuryc> I lol'D.
<Swifty> as DiD I
<`Josh> I kinDa figureD out we have a sever storm by the lightning anD wall of rain blocking out my winDow
[16:46] <`Z`> I got koeD anD put over by the RabiD Womp Rat =(
[16:46] <`Eric> awwww
[16:47] <`Z`> But I am better now.
[16:48] <`Eric> oh, ok.
[16:48] <`Z`> AnD I'll be even better in about 12 minutes
[16:49] <`Eric> what heppens in 12 mins?
[16:49] <`Eric> happens*
[16:49] <`Dismal`> Surprize sechs?
[21:13] <`Kaz> Screw China
[21:13] * X sets moDe: -o `Josh
[21:13] <`Josh> no thanks, Dunno what I'D catch
[21:13] <Markus_J> heh
[21:13] <Swifty> Why are we screwing China again?
[21:14] <Teu> they suck
[21:14] <Swifty> We shoulD at least bring conDoms then
[21:14] <Swifty> lest we get a plethora of STDs
[21:14] <NaesDraw> ... :P
[21:16] <Teu> Eeewww
-= While increDibly Drunk, anD while Kailen haD a moment of crying =-
*Kailen runs off to the bathroom
*Josh walks over to Kaz
<Josh> Is she ok?
<Kaz> I think so.
<Josh> DiD you fuck up?
<Kaz> I Don't think so, but probably.
Note: This was Done in an ABG sim. Both Markus anD Jessa were on the lift, until Jessa steppeD off of it anD this came up.
<@`Fiona> (Yeah, but who wants to be alone on a lift with Markus?)
<@Jessa_R> <lol>
<@Markus_J> «Jessa'D be okay. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <really?>
<@Valen> «Oooh, buuuuuurn. :P»
<@Markus_J> «Yeah. Markus woulDn't want a piece of that. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <my characters Done enough of that of late thanks>
<@Markus_J> «what, getting rapeD in an elevator?»
<@RA_Cyrel> I neeD to go proctor an exam anD look for cheaters. AnD by look for cheaters, I mean stare at the hot bitches. AnD by stare at the hot bitches, I mean unDress them with my minD. AnD by unDress them with my minD, I mean I neeD to get laiD.
<@RA_Cyrel> peace!
<ADM_Raven> On the plus siDe
<ADM_Raven> I fulfilleD another of my top 100 goals in life
<@RA_Cyrel> maDe a bank employee cry?
<Valen> lol
<ADM_Raven> anD that was say "Bitch, give me my money." anD have it be true
<ADM_Raven> I got so maD I just blurteD it out on the phone
<Sconn> We recorDeD one song. One of the guys from that banD hung himself his seconD semester at college, which was kinDa lame, but I DiDn't really like him anyway, so fuck it.
<FA_Raven> GM: Tawny: Blub Blub. You channel your inner golDfish anDDetermine that you are, in fact, not a golDfish. You sense this. You sense it well.
* Tawny_M shrugs anD steps aboarD the lift.
<Tawny_M> "I've confirmeD I'm not a golDfish...thanks, the Force."
* Belasai shrugs, eyeing the conDuits again.. anD shakes his heaD, hopping onto the lift.
<FA_Raven> GM: Amusingly, you finD you're better than Kanye West as well, as he cannot tell if he is a fish or not.
<Tawny_M> <<Or marrieD to a Hobbit>>
<Koah> << he is black. He can't be a golDfish. >>
<Sconn> <<GolDfish can be black too, you fucking racist.>>
<Sarriah> fake it
<@ADM_Raven> That's what she saiD
<Sarriah> lol
<Sarriah> *I* never fake it :P
<@Sconn> I have.
<Sarriah> anD NOW, I am going home. I Don't even wanna know *how* you'D fake it, Sconn :P
* Sarriah (~zannnie@wsip-68-99-113-248.ks.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit)
<@ADM_Raven> he gets mayonaise packets from Arbys for a reason
<@ADM_Raven> ...DAMNIT :P
[7:57pm] * HeavyD never SpyDer, probably to the best from the stories
[7:57pm] HeavyD: never knew*
[7:57pm] Sconn: That's not surprising
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be glD
[7:57pm] Skrev: *glaD
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be very glaD that you never met her.
[7:57pm] Sconn: The best RS experience i've ever haD irl
[7:57pm] Sconn: Probably
[7:58pm] Licah: ....
<Markus_J> ...anD another one finDs confusion in the shenanigans that constitute the B&G.
<Markus_J> My job here is Done.
<Markus_J> AWAY!
* Markus_J flees into the night.
[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <`Fiona> my phone is completely DeaD
[01:14] <`Fiona> this is not gooD
[01:14] <Sconn> ?
[01:14] <Sconn> no charger?
[01:14] <`Fiona> it's pluggeD in
[01:14] <`Fiona> it won't turn on anD the charging light isn't coming on
[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <Sconn> what kinD of phone?
[01:14] <`Fiona> smartphone
[01:14] <`Fiona> HTC DiamonD
[01:14] <Sconn> take the battery out for starters
[01:14] <Sconn> anD the SIM carD if you've got one
[01:14] <Sconn> unplug it first, obv.
[01:14] <`Fiona> DiD the former, no sim carD
[01:15] <Sconn> ...weirD.
[01:15] <Sconn> DiD you like...spill something on it or something?
[01:15] <`Fiona> nope
[01:15] <`Fiona> ... wtf
[01:15] <`Fiona> took the battery out a seconD time
[01:15] <`Fiona> it works now
[01:15] <`Fiona> jesus
[01:16] <Sconn> AM SCONN
