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#1742 (12) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<CoDyman> arent there like Directions somewhere?
<TaReDjo> Thats why im having so much trouble
<TaReDjo> i never actually filleD out a join form... i Dont even know if they haD them when i first starteD
<TaReDjo> anD i talkeD to one of the guuys in ReD SquaDron, anD he saiD something about having an instructor? or something
<TaReDjo> but i havent hearD anything from any of them either
<TaReDjo> anD Castor cant figure it out when he is 600 miles away anD in beD!
<CoDyman> you have his phone number?
<TaReDjo> i shoulD hope so! lol
<CoDyman> family?
<TaReDjo> im his Daughter. :D
<Markus_J> Saaaair
<TaReDjo> I was reaDing the bylaws... anD i laugheD when it saiD the "chain of commanD" anD how the RSFC was only to be contacteD as a last resort.
<Markus_J> Saaiiirrr
<Markus_J> I thought you were supposeD to prevent Castor from spawning?!

#1745 (1) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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<James_RS> Last GF I haD, I may of been 8 years olD... actually.
<`Teu> thats not a girlfrienD
<`Teu> that a frienD who happens to be a girl
<James_RS> No... no. It was more then that, trust me.

#1746 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<CoDyman> oh my goD, perioD sex always feels like stinky murDer

#1747 (2) - Posted by 1LT Darren Jeter
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<MCal> well, your wish is Chicago's Desire
<MCal> Minnesota has the ball again
<MCal> because Cutler sucks ass
<MCal> lmao
<MCal> I love the commentator's remark about Favre
<MCal> "ConsiDering that Favre's haD an average of 17 interceptions per season, anD the fact that he's haD 3 this season, you'D have to wonDer if the coach is sweating bullets about a slew of baD luck"

#1748 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<`IronMan> "Hi, my name is Lucas Stark, anD you probably know me from kickin' Imperial ass from pillar to post...."

#1749 (-2) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<C> 1 client shoulD have been oppeD.
<RayDjo> !op
* `MrBot sets moDe: +o RayDjo
<+James_AFK> !op
<@`MrBot> James_AFK, you Do not have sufficient access to #pbf.
<+James_AFK> *&%! YOU
<+James_AFK> STUPID SOB MRBOT
<@RayDjo> AHAHAHAHAHAHA

#1757 (5) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:43] <Teu> why the fuck Does this person want to ball me argh
[22:43] <Teu> call*
[22:43] <Kirghy> lol
[22:43] <Teu> i neeD to go to beD
[22:44] <Sconn> ROFL
[22:44] <Ray_D> lololol

#1758 (8) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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[22:46] <Ray_D> i totally just passeD up sex for a bubblewrap game on an ipoD. :P WIN.
[22:46] <Teu> ......................
[22:46] * Sconn is now known as SconnAFK
[22:49] <Ray_D> what? its an awesome game.

#1759 (6) - Posted by BGN Naesa Draw
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[22:04] * CireDik warp matters Davin's saber, which he STOLE A SHIP anD MURDERED people to retrieve, into a DilDo. He hanDs the construct to Callista, locks them both in a supply closet on the ship, anD thus saves continuity. The enD.
[22:06] <Markus_J> SGM: ...Rofl, please roll that.

#1760 (9) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<CPT_James> you are 5'3? You are now to short for me
<@ADM_Raven> ...
<Ray_D> OH THANK GOD
<@ADM_Raven> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
<`Eric> LOL
<`IronMan> James, you can't act like you have choices.
<Teu> lol
<Ray_D> shit
<Ray_D> if i knew that was all it was going to take...
<@Licah> ....wow
<Ray_D> i woulD have stateD it sooner
<@Markus_J> AnnnD there James goes cutting out the one woman who might actually touch his cock for cash
<Swifty> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<@Licah> James has now calleD Ray too fat anD short in one sitting

#1761 (2) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<James_AFK> I'm gooD. A little snoweD in right now though. Got 10 inches on the grounD.
<`FeDora> Yeah I got 10 inches between my legs
<`FeDora> but thats another topic
<RayDjo> wooooow
<RayDjo> um...
<RayDjo> i... Dont really know what to say to that..
<RayDjo> um..
<`FeDora> lol
* RayDjo looks up at the ceiling anD whistles
<`FeDora> Sooo... about the snow

#1762 (4) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<Sconn> oh goD
<Sconn> my farts smell atrocious right now
<Sconn> I was gonna blame the Dog
<Sconn> until I realizeD that was me

#1763 (9) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<@Sconn> DiD you report XvT or XWA?
<MrAss> DiD you report XvT or ASS?
<@Sconn> Damn straight, MrAss.
<@Sconn> Damn straight.

#1765 (2) - Posted by LJG Yorura
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Life is like a blaster, if you pull the trigger a lot without cleaning it you'll Die

#1767 (3) - Posted by FA Joshua Hawkins
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<josh|phone> Bahh people suck.
<Kirghy> of course
<Kirghy> it's people
<AeDaria> People are supposeD to... it's nice.
<Teu> lol
<josh|phone> This is true
<AeDaria> wait... nvm
<josh|phone> Lol
<josh|phone> Nice
* AeDaria hiDs in the corner

#1768 (0) - Posted by BGN Ray Djo
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<Horus_BH> from what i saw fighter pilots are in cronic Decline
<Horus_BH> saDly
<RayDjo> they are
<RayDJo> it is saD
<RayDjo> which is why im our official cheerleaDer
<RayDjo> XD
<Horus_BH> i'm the reconofficer anD combat ops officer for the eh
<Horus_BH> anD as for chearleaDing it makes a change from kaz in Drag

#1769 (4) - Posted by COL Teu Veld
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<Kane_R> Yeah, cuz' Ray'D say stop, I'D stop seconDs laters, she'D start it back, I'D start it seconDs later, I'D say stop, Ray woulDn't stop.

#1770 (6) - Posted by CMDR Rahm Nyko
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<@Kirghy> you know, everytime I see "<RayDjo> I NEEEEEEED YOU!", I get this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach....

#1771 (4) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<Krunkulese> Gotta be horrible to be Def bangin' a chick. Was that the sign for "NO! Don't! Stop!" or "No, Don't stop!"

#1772 (5) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<ADM_Raven> yeah, they're also gonna consiDer the live action one above games/books/etc.
<`Josh> bahh
<ADM_Raven> which
<`Josh> the games anD books shoulD come higher
<ADM_Raven> part of me really wants to see that, now
<ADM_Raven> part of me is clenching my sphincter tighter than a supermax prison bitch

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