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#803 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** Topic is '<FionSLEEP> Hm, I want to jack off again, but I always smoke afterwards and my throat is sore.'

#820 (-1) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Shil> Hey, I'm still in the room b!tch :(
<FionAWAY> Shil, you old f*cker, get the hell out.

#851 (0) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<FionSLEEP> DRINK!

#857 () - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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(FionSLEEP) No sh*t, I thought it stood for Incredibly Randy Copulation!

#1719 (5) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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<`Aisha> Who wants in on awesome?
<Vason> Pure, unadulterated, awesome!
<`Aisha> Anyone?!
<`Fiona> I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if the main plot device is a drill, it sounds kinda lame.
<`Fiona> However. Ninja? I'm in.
<`Aisha> Are you kidding?
<`Aisha> The entire anime is about drills.
<`Aisha> And Mechs.
<`Aisha> That throw galaxies.
<`Aisha> At other mechs.
<`Aisha> ...and sun glasses.

#1725 (6) - Posted by LCL Anubis
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Note: This was done in an ABG sim. Both Markus and Jessa were on the lift, until Jessa stepped off of it and this came up.

<@`Fiona> (Yeah, but who wants to be alone on a lift with Markus?)
<@Jessa_R> <lol>
<@Markus_J> «Jessa'd be okay. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <really?>
<@Valen> «Oooh, buuuuuurn. :P»
<@Markus_J> «Yeah. Markus wouldn't want a piece of that. :P»
<@Jessa_R> <my characters done enough of that of late thanks>
<@Markus_J> «what, getting raped in an elevator?»

#1739 (11) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <`Fiona> my phone is completely dead
[01:14] <`Fiona> this is not good
[01:14] <Sconn> ?
[01:14] <Sconn> no charger?
[01:14] <`Fiona> it's plugged in
[01:14] <`Fiona> it won't turn on and the charging light isn't coming on
[01:14] <`Fiona> fuck
[01:14] <Sconn> what kind of phone?
[01:14] <`Fiona> smartphone
[01:14] <`Fiona> HTC Diamond
[01:14] <Sconn> take the battery out for starters
[01:14] <Sconn> and the SIM card if you've got one
[01:14] <Sconn> unplug it first, obv.
[01:14] <`Fiona> did the former, no sim card
[01:15] <Sconn> ...weird.
[01:15] <Sconn> did you like...spill something on it or something?
[01:15] <`Fiona> nope
[01:15] <`Fiona> ... wtf
[01:15] <`Fiona> took the battery out a second time
[01:15] <`Fiona> it works now
[01:15] <`Fiona> jesus
[01:16] <Sconn> AM SCONN

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