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#1105 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<@Kelron> I'm sitting there, you know, stick and wiener in hand... <@Kelron> BOOOOM!!! <@Kelron> I swear...didn't know where the white was comin from. <@Kelron> Think my weiner exploded :-P

#1150 (1) - Posted by MAJ Kevin Pryde
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<CMR_Randy> Hmmm
<CMR_Randy> Imagine Poc as a father...
<Kelron> ...I'd rather not.
<Kelron> "And this son, is porno..." "goo goo" :-P
<Kelron> "Yes son, thats a cum shot" :-P
<KevPryde> Here's a question, Poc. What if it's a female? ;P
<Kelron> lol...then it'll be 'sex ed'
<CayHW> ...
<CMR_Randy> ...
<CayHW> INCEST!!!!!
<KevPryde> ...
<Kelron> ...that came out wrong.

#1140 (5) - Posted by LCM Robert E. Jensen
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<Kelron> "I say two weeks to get the group rested."
<Kelron> "After that, we head in hard and fast."
<CMR_Randy> "Don't you think we should use protection?"
<Kelron> "We have enough protection right here ::taps the head:: where it counts."
<CMR_Randy> "But what if we don't pull out on time?"
<Kelron> "Oh we will, we'll know when its time to pull out."
<CMR_Randy> "Good, we don't want any accidents."
<Kelron> "Agreed, the concenquences of that are huge. I don't think I could live with those for the rest of my life."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah. Well, from the sound of this things could get a little rough."<CMR_Randy> "But ya know, I like it rough."
<Kelron> "Its definetly going to be a tight situation...and I agree, rough is so much more fun."
<CMR_Randy> "Just as long as it doesn;t get too rough, cause it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt."
<Kelron> "I agree 100%, thats why when you're doin it, you gotta be sure everything is set to go, and all parties know of the dangers of doing it too rough."
<Kelron> "Espically when we go int the back door."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah, cause that can get downright messy."
<CMR_Randy> "If we screw up then they shavit all over us."
<Kelron> "The trick is to be sure they've done their business before we get to ours."
<CMR_Randy> "Well, I just hope that this thing doesn't get ugly."<Kelron> "I'd rather pull out early than too late, cause pulling out late can caus complications."
<Kelron> "Espically with the shield."
<CMR_Randy> "Yeah, pulling out late is a very dangerous thing, you never know what exactlys gonna happen."
<CMR_Randy> "Ok, thanks. I definately think we need to do it, it sounds like fun."
<Kelron> "Hell yeah, and no problem."
<CMR_Randy> "But for now I'm gonna go get some Caf and then take a cold shower... it's kinda hot in here."
<Kelron> "I think a cold shower is definetly in order."

#1146 (0) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<TyrinDrax> and I go bed now.
<Kelron> No Mike, wait!
<Kelron> Ent needs his evening 'servicing' first.
<Kelron> And I'm too tired to do it this time.
<TyrinDrax> Damnit...
* TyrinDrax blows Ent on the way out
*** TyrinDrax (~mikebulli@ACAE63DE.ipt.aol.com) Quit

#1485 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<Kelron> its a small period of sleep during the waking hours to refresh ones energy reserves, thus making up for a lack of sleep the night before.
<Kelron> i was being sarcastic - I don't nap...I can be up for 48 hours, i still won't nap :P
<Graxe> I was going to say for you its a period of time when you are resting during the day but not haveing sex :P
<Kelron> actually, I'm in a time of abstinence - self inflicted ;)
<Graxe> wow never thought Id here those words
* Graxe thinks he will post that
<Kelron> dude, its been like that for almost a month now.

#1088 (1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Kelron gives Mike Los.<Kelron> what about now?<TyrinDrax> NOW I'm gay <TyrinDrax> ...Los made me gay <Kelron> well, she has that effect on Men.

#1263 (1) - Posted by COL Aidyn Wolfwood
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<`Kaz> My scientific research has concluded that Ronin is also a type of herpes
<`Kaz> I mean...look at the facts
<`Kaz> He wont go away
<`Kaz> Just like herpes
<`Kaz> From time to time he just flares up and causes a lot of pain
<`Kaz> Just like herpes
<Shikizzle> And he's funny, as long as you don't have to deal with him personally
* Kel-Sing has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
* Kel-Sing is now known as Kelron
<`Kaz> So.....
<`Kaz> How do you link the sex part
* Kelron very slowly whipes the drool from his lips
<Kelron> OH MY F*CKING GOD!

#1151 (-1) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<Kelron> I am neither with nor against the senator of Zak
<Ciredik> am I a city, country, or planet? :P
<`Entropy> System
<Kelron> Cause only that can contain your ego.
* Ciredik opens up the production center and begins building spacedocks

#1156 (2) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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* Kelron thinks about Shan's pretty uh...I'll be back in a minute...after de-sticking. <Kelron> GM: The sound of running water and grunting is heard, then Kel returns back to his chair with a piece of toilet paper sticking to his boot <Borsk> ... <Ceaniel> ...

#1102 (-2) - Posted by CMDR John Leelsabs
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<Kelron> ...'lest Ares is like spyin on me to fullfil his gay porn needs.

#1152 () - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[13:27] <Kelron> Suicide is pointless.
[13:27] *** `Spyder is now known as SpyCANCER

#1490 (2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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* Kelron has been awake since 0330...fucking room-mate
<Morone`> a little to the right
<Graxe> so fuck him :P
<Renan> uhm..was it fun?

#1316 (-1) - Posted by COL Borsk Kun
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[4:53] <Borskomir> Randy, we simming at 5?
[4:53] * Randy` has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[4:54] <Kelron> I guess not :P
[4:54] <Borskomir> Damn, doesnt that just suck a titty :P

#1119 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* Borsk keeps running
* Kelron tackles Borsk, and shoves his 'lightsaber' up borsk's ass
* Borsk sniffles

#1315 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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[17:59] <Randy`> Go Shorty, it's ya birthday. We gonna circle jerk like it's ya birthday. :-P
[17:59] <Kelron> .........
[17:59] <CMR_Borsk> lmfao
[17:59] <CMR_Borsk> ewok bukkake was what that line made me think of :P
[17:59] <Randy`> Indeed :-P
[17:59] <Randy`> Kinkah sh*t, right there. :-P
[18:00] * CMR_Borsk would pay a fortune for a picture of Poc's face right now :P

#1486 (-2) - Posted by CPT Graxe
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<Graxe> Pocky Ive already explained it too you
<Graxe> yes
<Graxe> preztal stick coated treat
<Graxe> no I dont want your Pocky
<Graxe> you can keep that Pocky
<Kelron> awww...but all kinds of women want my Pocky :P

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