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#914 (-1) - Posted by LCM Ryan "Tango" Xeleron
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*** LCM_Mo has joined #Allegience
* LCM_Apoc looks at mo
*** LCM_Mo has left #Allegience
<LCM_Apoc> I'm one scary mofo
<KevPryde> damn straight
<LCM_Tango> HAHHA

#1032 (4) - Posted by COM Wes Belden
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(RS_Gizmo) I want qui-Gon's light saber
(RS_Randy) Bed helps cure that :P
(RS_Gizmo) it's so cool compared with the others
(Poccie) ...
(Poccie) with the way my mind is right now, that came out dirty
(Poccie) very...very...very dirty
(RS_Gizmo) I mean, Yoda's looks like a can opener or somethnig
(Poccie) That did so not help things
(RS_Randy) Poccie hasn't cybered in days, watch out! :P
* Poccie closes his eyes, then falls over laughing
(RS_Gizmo) and wtf was anikin thinking when he made that crap?
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(RS_Gizmo) I just read tha
(RS_Gizmo) t
(Poccie) Yoda has a can opener penis!
(RS_Randy) lol
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(Poccie) And Giz wan'ts Qui-Gon's
(RS_Gizmo) omg
(RS_Gizmo) I've got an image
(RS_Gizmo) oh, that's priceless!
(RS_Gizmo) oh man, I'm crying
(Poccie) same here...that is so not right
(RS_Randy) oh man, you need sleep :P
(RS_Gizmo) no, i'm crying with laughter
(Poccie) Yoda shall now forever be 'can opener penis'
(RS_Gizmo) and luke walks in after a strole in the swamp and seens him opening their dinner
(RS_Gizmo) "WTF!?!"
(RS_Randy) lol
(Poccie) lol!!!!!
(RS_Randy) ROFLMAO
(RS_Gizmo) "mmmmm, eat, eat"
(Poccie) ...that....
* RS_Randy makes sure he's logging this :P
(Poccie) Yoda eats his own...
(RS_Gizmo) I gotta find a tissue
(RS_Gizmo) I'm making a mess
(RS_Randy) ................
(Poccie) Oh God...and Luke got Anakins...
(RS_Randy) Thinking about Yoda's can opener penis? :P
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) my nose u dilt
(RS_Gizmo) my nose aas running
(RS_Gizmo) *was
(RS_Randy) Yoda's can opener penis is in your nose? :P
(Poccie) Yoda opens Cambells soup...with...his...dick
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) *cheesey music*
(RS_Randy) Actually that'd be kinda useful :P
(Poccie) ...Yoda has a terrible fetish
(RS_Gizmo) "So, mr. Yoda, how do you find your can opening experience?"
(RS_Gizmo) *shot widens out to see Yoda opening a can with his dick"
(RS_Gizmo) "Master I am, and fine it is"
(Poccie) "mmm camping was I, needed to open soup did I. But forgot my can opener I dd"
(RS_Gizmo) "That's what you say now, but how about you try this new and improved electric can opener, here let me er-atachit for you"
(RS_Gizmo) "NO!!! mine! mine!"
(RS_Gizmo) "oh look at the mess you've made"
(RS_Gizmo) "let him have it"
(RS_Gizmo) do you think RSI would be accept my request?
(RS_Randy) Yes :P
))) LCM_Tango (*!*rjt88@*.sprint.ca) has quit IRC (Oh, I get it. You're all a bunch of yes-men, is that it? Well, uhh..yes.) (()) 11:00:28
(Poccie) what request?
(RS_Randy) Hell, have Poccie do it in 3D :P
(RS_Gizmo) I wanna get a pic of Yoda with his can opening cock out
(Poccie) Ask Mike.

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