<`Kaz> I Lose track <`Kaz> There's so many bodies inside the walls <`Kaz> Hell...I dont think we even HAVE supports in the walls <COL-Mike> the bodies ARE the supports.....
<`Mikey> "Willy's Necrophiliacs, you off em we boff em"
<`Mikey> "County Morgue, you kill em we chill em"
<Ambious> "Peer connection resetting, you talk we mock"
<Tomare> "Ed's bait and grill. You hook it, we cook it."
<`Mikey> "Insane Asylum, you're crazy we're lazy so let's all take a nap"
<`Mikey> "Janitors Unlimited, you drop it we mop it"
<Ambious> "Benny's Street cleaners: Your dogs poop it, we scoops it."
<`Mikey> "Dust collectors, you sweep it we keep it"
<`Mikey> "Leaf lovers, you rake it we take it"
<`Mikey> "Sympathetic gigoLos, he threw you we do you"
<`Mikey> or "Sympathetic gigoLos, He dump ya we pump ya"
* Keets turns into a gerbil and scuttles around * Los turns into another gerbil <`Dylor> And we all know what gerbils do. <SentMosh> And dogs. <Los> poop all over the place? <Keets> yay, let's have hot gerbil sex <SentMosh> And... any other sort of mammal.. <Los> hot gerbil sex! * Los has hot gerbil sex with Keets * Keets squeeks and cums <`Dylor> Good god.. * Keets promises he'll call in the morning * Los smokes a tiny ciggarette * Keets runs away
* Keets sits back down on the couch and lays Los in his lap
* Xexre yawns.
<Raandu> and?
* Cpt-Randy beats Raandu down with Ater
<Ater> Stop humping my tree.
<Raandu> Los you're still oped?
<Xexre> Keets, using women to cover your hard-on is not very effective.
<Xexre> Trust me.
<Los> yup
<Raandu> :P
* Raandu pouts
* StrmTroop tackles Keets, making Los fall to the couch by herself
<Keets> shuttup Orny, you'll let everyone know
* Los flashes her op sign at Raandu
* Keets is uncovered
* StrmTroop laughs
* Los bounces on the couch
<Xexre> Considering Los is slowly rising off of your lap...
<Codyman> what's up people?
<`Darkov> de nada.... other than Los is going X-rated with Alty, and Wyvern is trying the impossible :P
<Codyman> sounds like the usual
<Stormfyld> what is an Aryan? <Apartheid> white male with blue eyes or/and blond hair <Stormfyld> oh, I thought it meant cLosed minded redneck biggot...my bad <Stormfyld> I suppose I'm an Aryan then...damn..I never knew <Stormfyld> I thought being blonde with blue eyes just made me a pussy magnet
<Glytch_> Cool. What do the tarot cards say for me. :)
<KinKitsun> You are a pompous jackass :P j/k
<Los> I'm not gonna go all the way upstairs to get them, so I'll just say ... you love porn
<Glytch_> All true!
<Glytch_> You *are* psychic.
* Los bows
<Wolverin> that's like saying to fire.. oh my god.. you are so hot!
<Wolverin> erm.. Los.. you do know your name in dutch means loose?
<`Kaz> That explains a lot Inys :P
<Wolverin> 'een paar vijzen Los hebben' = to have a few screws loose :P
<Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice?
*** RickieAFK is now known as Thrasher (Halcyon@*.dial.iocenter.net) 01/02/2001 05:32:26.pm
(MajSconn) MO!
(Los) ...
(MajSconn) THAT SO DID NOT NEED TO BE SAID!
*** MajSconn (himera254@*.chartermi.net) Topic #Allegience " <Capt_Mo> is Cybersex like simming......without rolling a dice? " 01/02/2001 05:33:06.pm
(I don't normally quote for myself, but these were gooood :P )
<Los> Wyv baby, you can strip me naked, paint me with chocolate spread, and lick it off
* COLWyvern sighs. I'm going to get in trouble for this, aren't I?
* Raandu runs around chanting "Los is horny,Los is horny"
* Los smacks Raandu over the head with a badeball bat, then drags him off to her room, strips him naked, and ties him to the bed, "I'll show you horny!"
* RSChef hoses down Los
<Los> Chef you got m - I refuse to say it!!
<RSChef> i got you wet?
<Los> if i say it, it'll be quoted
* RSChef hoses down Los and Raandu "DOWN! DOWN!"
<Los> dammit Chef you got me wet again
<Los> heh y'all missed e pretending to be male before...cause Keren pretended to be a girl and hit on Mic
* Los sits on Dave's lap, "I'm bored and horny, have you got any chocolate spread and a spare room?"
<Owain> Right. Who's secretly planning to kill Dave at this point?
<`Jester> I wanna be FC
* CAH raises hand
<Dashclone> ME!!
<Dashclone> KILL
<Dashclone> MAIN
<CAH> kill kill kill
<Owain> I thought so
<Dashclone> killllllllllllll
<`Rave> ( . Y . ) = T/IT Advanced
<`Rave> ( . I . ) = T/IT Interceptors
<`Rave> ( . ^ . ) =TIT Defenders
<Mo_PBF303> what the heck are these????
<Los> I have a tit advanced :P
<Capt_Mo> I thought you have TIT Defenders>
<Capt_Mo> *?
* Los waves to Zilch
<`Rave> no no,,, I have tit interceptors.... their called nipples
<Zilch> heheh
* Zilch waves
<Los> I though they wee called bras
<Los> *were
<`Rave> no, those are tit defenders
<Los> ahhh okay
<`Rave> wonderbras are TIT advanced :P
