* Los smacks Snake
<`Snake`> what?
<RS_Randy> She likes playing with snakes :P
<Los> ..
* Los whaps Randy
<`Snake`> ah, Los, go on....:P
<RS_Randy> owwww.<Los> go on what?
* RS_Randy pouts at Lossie
<`Snake`> with playing with me
<Los> ...
* Los locks herself in the bathroom
<RS_Randy> heh
<RS_Randy> Los is a little happy right now, she'll be back though :P
<Los> I am not happy!
* RS_Randy curls up into a ball waits to be smacked
<`Snake`> I hope she will, I was just having so much fun!!
* B_Jynzer sprays Los with a fire hose
<Los> AIE!
<Los> goddamn it Ben, did you have to go and get me wet?
<RS_Randy> lol
<B_Jynzer> that's what she said
<B_Jynzer> I have that effect on people
<Los> heh
* `Entropy grabs Thuku and Toran and shoves them in a cLoset. "Have your little love spat in there where we can't hear you." * Toran explodes in the cLoset
<LCLNachos> c'mon, ya know ya love me <LCLNachos> you tellin me you didn't enjoy last night? <Earthkeep> Not the way I love the food <Earthkeep> Last night was great, but the food was the best part (DukeDuki) Creepy <LCLNachos> oh I see how it is * `Jon shudders <LCLNachos> I'm not good enough for you anymore, is that it? <Earthkeep> Yeah, I used you for the food. I freely admit that @ DukeDuki shrudders <Earthkeep> But I still love you man LCLNachos makes a big soap opera scene, slaps Earthkeep, and slams the door as crappy music plays in the background *Earthkeep weeps because he Lost his only love (DukeDuki) Cut! (DukeDuki) That's a wrap, guys * Earthkeep takes a big bow, then gets ready for the great sex with Nachos * LCLNachos hears the narrator in the background "And next week on 'One Stormtrooper to shoot' Will Hawk and Shik realize their true love for eachother? With Randy tell everyone of his homosexual secrets? Will Ramos prove everyone hes not really a man? Tune in next week!" <TR_Hawk> cut!<TR_Hawk> who the f*ck writes these scripts, anyway?
<Borsk> Kettch ignites his saber, impales Cay and then bites off his wang :P <CMR_Randy> <Bob Dole> *Gets the lube and mounts Cay's ass* PH34R //Y /!46R4!!!!!!!! * Cay-Qel absorbs the saber blade...then screams in agony as he Loses his wang and then screams again as Dole starts ass raping him
<`Kaz> They tried to beg Jordan to play for the them in the world games they Lost
<`Davery> nobody.... if you're playing jungleball
<`Kaz> He was too busy getting a new hip
<`Davery> poor Jordan. He just needs to go somewhere and be quiet for about 10 years
<`Kaz> I hear he uses Dave's doctor
<`Davery> And stop coming back
<`Kaz> Went with the same model as you too, the TurboHip 3000
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> the TurboHip
<Sair-semi> TurboHip...
<Sair-semi> That just sounds so right.
<`Davery> Perfect for swinging hips
<Capn-mak> how do i suck?
<Cherin> you just do.
<Capn-mak> uh..huh ok
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<Anarky> well.... you place the thing you want to suck in your mouth, then you cLose your lips real tight and inhale through your mouth with your lips cLosed
(RS_Gizmo) I want qui-Gon's light saber
(RS_Randy) Bed helps cure that :P
(RS_Gizmo) it's so cool compared with the others
(Poccie) ...
(Poccie) with the way my mind is right now, that came out dirty
(Poccie) very...very...very dirty
(RS_Gizmo) I mean, Yoda's looks like a can opener or somethnig
(Poccie) That did so not help things
(RS_Randy) Poccie hasn't cybered in days, watch out! :P
* Poccie cLoses his eyes, then falls over laughing
(RS_Gizmo) and wtf was anikin thinking when he made that crap?
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(RS_Gizmo) I just read tha
(RS_Gizmo) t
(Poccie) Yoda has a can opener penis!
(RS_Randy) lol
(RS_Gizmo) rofl
(Poccie) And Giz wan'ts Qui-Gon's
(RS_Gizmo) omg
(RS_Gizmo) I've got an image
(RS_Gizmo) oh, that's priceless!
(RS_Gizmo) oh man, I'm crying
(Poccie) same here...that is so not right
(RS_Randy) oh man, you need sleep :P
(RS_Gizmo) no, i'm crying with laughter
(Poccie) Yoda shall now forever be 'can opener penis'
(RS_Gizmo) and luke walks in after a strole in the swamp and seens him opening their dinner
(RS_Gizmo) "WTF!?!"
(RS_Randy) lol
(Poccie) lol!!!!!
(RS_Randy) ROFLMAO
(RS_Gizmo) "mmmmm, eat, eat"
(Poccie) ...that....
* RS_Randy makes sure he's logging this :P
(Poccie) Yoda eats his own...
(RS_Gizmo) I gotta find a tissue
(RS_Gizmo) I'm making a mess
(RS_Randy) ................
(Poccie) Oh God...and Luke got Anakins...
(RS_Randy) Thinking about Yoda's can opener penis? :P
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) my nose u dilt
(RS_Gizmo) my nose aas running
(RS_Gizmo) *was
(RS_Randy) Yoda's can opener penis is in your nose? :P
(Poccie) Yoda opens Cambells soup...with...his...dick
(RS_Gizmo) lol
(RS_Gizmo) *cheesey music*
(RS_Randy) Actually that'd be kinda useful :P
(Poccie) ...Yoda has a terrible fetish
(RS_Gizmo) "So, mr. Yoda, how do you find your can opening experience?"
(RS_Gizmo) *shot widens out to see Yoda opening a can with his dick"
(RS_Gizmo) "Master I am, and fine it is"
(Poccie) "mmm camping was I, needed to open soup did I. But forgot my can opener I dd"
(RS_Gizmo) "That's what you say now, but how about you try this new and improved electric can opener, here let me er-atachit for you"
(RS_Gizmo) "NO!!! mine! mine!"
(RS_Gizmo) "oh look at the mess you've made"
(RS_Gizmo) "let him have it"
(RS_Gizmo) do you think RSI would be accept my request?
(RS_Randy) Yes :P
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(Poccie) what request?
(RS_Randy) Hell, have Poccie do it in 3D :P
(RS_Gizmo) I wanna get a pic of Yoda with his can opening cock out
(Poccie) Ask Mike.
<`Kaz> Did Mike ever leave?
<`Kaz> Seems like he just spends his days making up a new name
<`Davery> lol
<`Kaz> You havent noticed?
<`Davery> heh.. GheyMon
<`Kaz> Every single day it's a new one
<`Davery> Yeah, I have noticed
<`Davery> It's a subtle way for him and Los to f*ck
<`Kaz> I mean, Im giving it a week before Rahj walks in on them
<`Davery> rofl
<`Davery> And Wyvern appears out of nowhere to threaten him with MoJ charges
<Kirghy> lol
<`Kaz> ...I laughed so hard at that
<`Kaz> couldnt.....stop...laughing
<`Davery> As did we all
<`Kaz> Just the idea of Rahj happily going about his business on IRC, and BAM
<`Kaz> There's Wyvern getting it on
<Depharic> Heh
<`Davery> I still don't understand why he entered that channel anyway
<`Kaz> I bet he screamed like a girl <`Kaz> Running away to Subway
<`Davery> "Oh look, I whoised Wyvern and he's in some suspicious channel called '#ICYBERWITHALTA' maybe I'll go in!"
<`Kaz> The rant Wyvern gave was even better
<`Davery> Yes.. I got the rant in its entirety. He made a special plea to me to restrain Rahj. I think I just encouraged him to make fun of them more.
<`Davery> Yes, I was a just FC
<`Kaz> Kind of like when I was mocking those EH ambassadors
<`Davery> rofl
<Depharic> 'restrain' Rahj?
<`Davery> B-I-N-G-O
<`Kaz> Much as I may dislike Rahj at times, that was classic
<`Kaz> Why do people insist on coming to IRC to pretend to f*ck
<Depharic> Lack of IRL pussy?
<`Kaz> commas aren't that erotic
<`Davery> I hope not
<`Davery> All we need to do is be accidentally turning on Shik or something
<Depharic> Heh
<`Kaz> rofl
