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#854 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** Shil (Shil@*.inv.ihug.co.nz) Quit <08/30/2001 12:43:37.PM> (I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye. </Hannibal Lecter>)

#1010 (-1) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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*** LCLNachos, You are now chatting in #rs_bar_and_grill at 03:24:39.PM 01/25/2002 (rsirc3-5@*.win.mnsi.net)
<LCL_Apoc> I have to give my hands a rest, they've been workin double over time lately.
<LCLNachos> ...
<LCLNachos> what a thing to walk in on
(RA-Shik) heh..
<`Rave> Apoc... both hands?
<RS_Randy> lol
* LCLNachos walks right back out

#1047 (1) - Posted by BGN Nichos Katran
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*** `Davery is now known as Eat_Dave (raptor7@*.sd.sd.cox.net) 03/23/2002 08:58:13.PM
* COLNachos glances at Dave's nickname
<COLNachos> you think he's trying to drop someone a hint?
* COL_Apoc looks up from between Daves legs "What hint?"
* COLNachos shivers
<Tiar> LOL

#1074 (1) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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A perfect example of Randys effect on women.

<ShadaJRA> yeah...im here...
*** LCM_Randy (tarkiller@*.derbrn01.mi.comcast.net) Join #rs_bar_and_grill 03:49:28.PM 05/28/2002
<ShadaJRA> ok but now im not gonna be
<ShadaJRA> ill ttyl guys
*** ShadaJRA (shadajra@ppp842.bcpl.net) Quit

#1098 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Trace> screenshots of penis? <RS_Gizmo> ooooooooh <RS_Gizmo> niiiiiiice <RS_Gizmo> S or M player?<SairAFK> Multi as far as I know.<SairAFK> I just looked at it tonight.<SairAFK> I actually found it ages ago, but it was still in develoPMent then.
* RS_Gizmo nods<RS_Gizmo> looked good

#1217 (0) - Posted by MAJ Tarax Eosphoros Kor
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[12:41PM] «LCL_Randy» Dude, I just thought of the perfect form of bio-terrorism.
[12:41PM] «LCL_Randy» Genital herpes in the water supply.
[12:41PM] «@Sconn» Just go stick your wang in a watertower.

#1303 (1) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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5:58:59 PM * Deltan prods Dan with charged end of his/her stun baton
5:59:40 PM <`Dan> what delt?
6:00:00 PM <Deltan> Nothing. Just a random prodding.
6:00:42 PM <`Dan> oh
6:00:52 PM <`Dan> with your male stick or your female stick?
6:00:58 PM <`Dan> erm, stun aton
6:00:58 PM <Cay-Qel> rofl
6:02:11 PM <Deltan> My female stick. It straps on.

#809 (-1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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* Raandu kicks Vender in the balls
<Vendz> I'm zappin OW! raandu :p
* Etrall hides in his corner, "I'm not here. I'm really stuck on a different planet.. yes that's right.."
* Vendz notices doritoes fall out of his pants...and some other object that he picks up and puts in a rag while he cries
<LCLJester> lol
* Cherin` hides behind the bar
*** LCLJester is now known as JesterFLY
<Vendz> Someone call a mechanic, i'm broken :p
<Raandu> ohhhh I want the other thing that came out of your pants
<Vendz> No you don't :P
* Etrall hides behind the bar pulling out some soda
<Vendz> help help i'm spelling zimbobway get a mechanic
* Cherin` gets a bottle of Archers Aqua from the bar, cracks it open, and sips it slowly
* Vendz chases after his balls that roll off
* Etrall peaks out over the bar
*** `Eve has joined #rs_bar_and_grill
* Vendz gives Eve his rag "Hold that..but don't look at it. I need to get some..er..equiPMent." :p
* Raandu pegs Etrall between the eyes with a golf ball
<Eliastra> lol
<Vendz> AND DON'T LET RAANDU TAKE IT
* `Eve grins. 'Aww..it's lil fene in a blanket."
* `Kaz gives the rag to Raandu
<`Kaz> Here...play with this
<Etrall> Ouch! Hey!
<Raandu> ohhh
* Eliastra throws the rag onto hot burning coals
* Raandu swings the rags around and slams it on the ground
<Raandu> rag*
* Vendz quickly shoots out millions of bags of doritoes towards Raandu that knock him on his ass* Etrall takes the golf ball and throws it out the window
* Vendz runs and takes the rag back
* `Eve grabs the other end of the rag
<Raandu> Come back with my legos!!!!!!!!
<Vendz> quick playing with my future kids!
<Vendz> wait
<Vendz> quit*
<Vendz> :p
<Raandu> quick?
<Etrall> ...............
<Cherin`> ....this would be a huuuuge quote in the database.... shall I quote it or not??
<Eliastra> .....
<Raandu> Should we call you "minuteman"?
<`Eve> You need another part to make it a kid Fene :P
* Etrall chuckles
* `Kaz gives Vender a talk
<Vendz> yeah :(
<Vendz> nooooo
* Vendz drinks koolaid
<Vendz> where is that big fat man i love so much
<`Kaz> Shik?
<`Eve> Can he help you have kids?
<`Kaz> rofl
* Etrall decides to add to the insanity and runs around hugging everyone
<Vendz> Can shik? Yeah, but I wouldn't want him to help me :p
<Vendz> Now where'd my cock bar go?
* Vendz looks around for the rag
* `Eve holds it up with a grin
* `Eve runs
* Vendz screws it back on
<`Eve> lol
<`Eve> Make sure it's a.. Phillip's head
<`Eve> ;)

#1233 (2) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<Cephisus> Gab, you're lagged
<Himm> very much so
<Cephisus> lol
<Himm> nice to not be the lagged one
<Cephisus> I asked that 5 min ago :p
<Cephisus> yeah Himm
<Himm> :)
* Foxly spanks Gab.
<Gab_LOA> ...
<Gab_LOA> am I lagged?
-> [#ibg] PING
<Gab_LOA> sh!t.
<Foxly> ......that thing
<Himm> he is lagged...
<Cephisus> lol, he's talking alone!!! LOL
<Himm> LOL
<Foxly> I'm good!
<Foxly> 52 mph!
<Foxly> heh, awesome
[Foxly:#ibg PING]
<Cephisus> Stop That! I'm gonna kick him, perhaps when he joinf again he won't be so lagged
<Foxly> He'll realize it in like
<Foxly> 2 minutes :P
<Cephisus> heh
<Cephisus> ok
<Himm> this mean we can say a lot of ... things about Gab, and then run away, and we will be long gone when he sees it, and unable to catch up on us. Cool!!!
<Cephisus> LOL
* Foxly humps Gab.
<Cephisus> everytime Gab writes soPMething I start laughing!! lol
<Himm> lol
-Himm- Pinging me, eh? Go ping yourself.
-Cephisus- I like it, yeah! Yeah! YEAH! Ping me MORE! :P
(note: I had like 3 minutes lag actually :P)

#1280 (2) - Posted by LCM Spyder Singh
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<Firan> BTW: DC, your joystick still broke?
<DashClone> my joystick works, just aint got a hole to put it in!
<Firan> The last time I asked you, you'd yanked it too hard and broken it.
<DashClone> ah, no fixed it, just new equiPMent doesn't have a big enough hole to put it in
<Firan> -=cough=-Bullsh!t-=cough=-
<DashClone> i would love to talk about my joystick, but i have to go before the water gets too cold
<Firan> See... DC has a replacement joystick.
<Firan> <DashClone> Broke my newest stick today. Trying to use it left-handed and tugged too hard. It just went!
<DashClone> :)
<Firan> That's how he broke the old one.
<DashClone> Does your equiPMent have a big enough hole for my joystick? I need to plug it in
<Firan> <DashClone> What? All I said was I'm going to fix my stick. It just means I wont have to play with myself
<Firan> <DashClone> Well. I'm off to do some work, and then try to fix my stick
<Firan> and last, but not least <Dashclone> Fine! I'll go play with myself then!

#1313 (2) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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10:01 PM: LCable deflates Shik.
10:02 PM: *** Signoff: Shizmo` (Read error: EOF from client)

#1322 (1) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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12:14 PM: HimmNL: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:14 PM: HimmNL: what's happening????
12:15 PM: *** Blastfire is now known as BlastAFK
12:15 PM: `Mikey: Sorry, not a licensed psychiatrist
12:15 PM: HimmNL: is our web site deactivated???
12:15 PM: `Mikey: Look at your calendar.
12:15 PM: HimmNL: ah
12:15 PM: HimmNL: ....................................
12:15 PM: HimmNL blushes

#1335 (35) - Posted by COL Cay-Qel "Pyro" Jade
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11:49:07 PM <Cay-Qel> Hmmm... Randy... my sister is sitting on my couch.
11:49:15 PM <Randy`> Oh?
11:49:17 PM <Cay-Qel> The couch that Theresa and I had fun on yesterday....
11:49:21 PM <Cay-Qel> Should I tell her?
11:49:21 PM <Randy`> lmao
11:49:25 PM <Randy`> Yes :-P
11:49:31 PM <Cay-Qel> Ok, brb. :-P
11:51:12 PM <Cay-Qel> lmfao
11:51:55 PM <Cay-Qel> I went downstairs, Emily looked at me. "You might wanna sit on a chair or something, I'm not sure the couch is exactly clean." "What'd you do, f*ck on it?" Silence from me. "Ew! Oh my god!"

#1339 (4) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:11 PM] <Reabel> you know what sucks?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> not having a credit card..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> no porn..
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> ...
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> no MMORPGs usually either
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> even the "15 day trials"
[08:11 PM] <Dineer> you really -are- hard-wired to the internet aren't you, Jed?
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> they need your credit card for those
[08:11 PM] <Reabel> yes
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hell, if i could use my penis as a joystick i prolly would
[08:12 PM] *** `Ent-Away is now known as `Entropy
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> hey is that quote worthy?
[08:12 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:12 PM] <`Entropy> Not only is that quotable. That's topicable.
[08:12 PM] <Dineer> i think maybe so.

#1341 (1) - Posted by CPT Kyle Dineer
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[08:20 PM] * Reabel imagines playing xwa with his penis-stick whule having sex
[08:20 PM] <Brig_D> ROFL
[08:20 PM] <Reabel> that'd be funny...
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> id be ignoring the chick that im screwing, and looking at the monitor ..
[08:21 PM] <Dineer> oh god. what kind of low have we hit now?
[08:21 PM] <Reabel> lol
[08:21 PM] <`Entropy> Dunno, but I'm going back to watching the race.
[08:21 PM] *** `Entropy is now known as `Ent-Away
[08:21 PM] <Brig_D> rofl

#1361 (3) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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<RS_Spokes> laterz
*** RS_Spokes (Spokes@*.245.131.111.Dial1.Stamford1.Level3.net) Quit <06/19/2004 11:44:15.PM> (Quit: Spokes tosses a few credits on the bar and rolls out...)
<RS_Ton> cya
<Gab_AFK> that was too late, Ton. :P
<DevAzza> I'm off see ya later
*** DevAzza (DevAzza@*.liwest.at) Quit <06/19/2004 11:49:57.PM> (Quit)
<RS_Ton> cya

#1352 (1) - Posted by COL Brig Dolaree
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From a side disscussion in #IBG during the chat with Aaron Allston.

<`Daryus> Hey Din, another od your questions is up
<Dineer> lol
<Dineer> wow. i was just kidding with that one, too.
<`Daryus> lol
<`Daryus> Well we will see what Aaron has to say
<Dineer> "you idiot. shut up."
<Dineer> =P
<RS_Ton> heh
<`Daryus> lol
* `Daryus laughs at Dineer
<Dineer> what can i say? i'm a laughable guy. =D
<`Daryus> Tis true
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> What are the limits/guidelines as far as introducing new technology to the Star Wars universe?
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Dineer> =P
<Dineer> [07:49 PM] <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Dineer> lol
<Tallon> Would you like a trophy?
<Jagged> heh
* `Daryus steps up to the podium
<Brig_D> lol
<Jagged> }--|???|--{ <-- medal of questioning
<Brig_D> rofl
<`Daryus> "For his large numger of questions, I hereby award the Medal of Questioning to Dineer! COme up here chap and give us a speach
<`Daryus> *number
* Dineer steps up and glances around
* Jagged adds it to his Roster profile :p
<Dineer> What the hell did I get this for again?
<Jagged> <Sconn> Damn, you've got a lot of questions. They're all good ones though. Keep it up.
<Jagged> You're entitled, sir!
<Dineer> ..joke. it was a joke. =P
<Dineer> lol
<Jagged> :p
<Brig_D> careful, it might end up as a quote my friend ;)
<Dineer> uh oh.. lol
* `Daryus pins the newest minted medal to Dineer's chest, and then salutes him
* Dineer returns it.. lol
<Dineer> the salute, not the medal. that thing's -mine-. =P
<`Daryus> lol
* Reabel denies that medal being created
<Reabel> :P
<Reabel> jk
<Dineer> i've got a few more on the conveyor belt.. maybe they'll get asked. =P
* `Daryus turns back to the podium. "Now I want to award the hard-ass award to none other then Ent!
<`Daryus> lol
<Reabel> ..
* Reabel gives "the most awarding" award to Daryus
<`Daryus> LOL
<`Daryus> Smart-alec
* `Daryus slaps Reabel with his award

#1364 (4) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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4:08 PM: *** Gabrich (~har@120-BAR2-X71.libre.retevision.es) has joined channel #rs_bar_and_Grill
4:08 PM: Licah: hey Gab
4:08 PM: Gabrich: hey
4:08 PM: *** Signoff: Sau_Landor (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
4:09 PM: Licah: Oh yeah
4:09 PM: Licah: Your internet working yet?

#1365 (4) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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8:17 PM: `Kaz: Hey Snap
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Hey Kaz
8:17 PM: `Kaz: Can you program a Stupidity Filter?
8:17 PM: *** NOSd00d is now known as ReabelRTOK
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Sure
8:17 PM: *** Mode change "+m" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by SnapGuy
8:17 PM: SnapGuy: Done
8:17 PM: *** Mode change "+o `Kaz" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
8:17 PM: `Kaz: niiiice

#1366 (2) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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8:35 PM: Shikmo: did someone fux the ranks?
8:35 PM: `Jon: I remember you did once ;P

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