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#1531 (7) - Posted by GEN Markus Jarnhann
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<LCable> Yeah, you're my female dog now.
<mirei-jo> so i shall smite any who joke of his mother
* mirei-jo pads over to him and licks his feet shaking her bottom high to him
<mirei-jo> Master Master Master
<Codyman> yeah, viking, gay people, and puppies all like rainbows apparently
<`Kaz> I think Im going to sue the gay people
<`Kaz> Rainbows should be for everyone
<`Kaz> But they went and made rainbows gay
<mirei-jo> so its coffee, your ceareal and oral sex every morning at your desk Sir?
<LCable> I didn't mean a literal dog.
<`Kaz> Cable doesn't have a desk
<LGN_Raven> anyone from Ninjin task force up for an EaW match? ;)
<Cay-Qel> He doesn't even have a bed.
<mirei-jo> is his office still the mens latrine?
<`Kaz> The RS doesn't actually budget any RF offices
<`Kaz> We have to make sheet forts
<Markus_J> lol
<LCable> Indeed, Cable has no desk.
<`Tarax`> only his pants
<LCable> He does not have pants either.
<Cay-Qel> So, he wants the coffee and cereal in his pants?
<mirei-jo> *moves to infront of cable and gets on all fours turning sideways straightening her back so he may use her for a table
<Codyman> raven, there are probably some ninjin folks on Xfire, I'll check
<`Tarax`> hm
<`JK_Rich> wow
<`JK_Rich> just...wow
<LGN_Raven> ya, I don't have Xfire
<`JK_Rich> I start reading the channel and....and....yeah. heheh
<`Tarax`> hah
<`Kaz> haha
<`Kaz> Im so glad Im not RFCO
<Codyman> I'll see whose on and maybe you can grab their in EaW names
<`Tarax`> Cable doesn't have pants... Mirei's on all fours in front of him... hm. interesting
<LCable> ...
<LGN_Raven> sounds great, Cody
<LCable> I didn't ask for this.
<`Tarax`> hahaha
<Markus_J> LOL
<`Kaz> well take a LOA then
<LCable> All I wanted was coffee.
<`Kaz> Then Ill take one
* Karredo has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> Then she'll be all over Sair
* mirei-jo raises up kneeling on her heels thighs parted her hands palm up on her thighs her eyes to Cables feet her back straight and head high, "command me oh great Master give this kajir purpose for being, give her Your great magestic presence oh lord whom this girls breathes are only allowed by His grace"
<LCable> Uhh...
<LCable> I'm LOA.

#85 (3) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<RS_Sair> We're blowing the EH hard

#118 (5) - Posted by COL Trosa Aldair
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<SairAFK> Bah, who needs clothes? <RS-Trosa> Wellll....if you ejected from your fighter without clothes, you'd be
a little chilly.

#122 (-1) - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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* SairAFK pokes Sarah with a banana <LCM-Amby> Kinky!!!

#136 (0) - Posted by ADM Indiana Bridger
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<`don_Sair> No....I'd just make me wet.

#141 (6) - Posted by ADM Indiana Bridger
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* Indy pours Wyv a corellian whisky and waves to Crash from behind the bar
* LCLWyvern takes a sip. Hey, Indy?
<Indy> Hmmm?
*** LCLWyvern has quit IRC (Read error to LCLWyvern[AC8E914D.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer)
<`don_Sair> Gah, what was in that drink?

#279 (2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Sairret pokes Vend
<Sairret> I'll rape you whenever you want :P

#381 () - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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* Sairret steals Shik's bra
<Keets> sometimes when he isn't looking, I suckle on them
* Sairret tosses it to Keets

#389 (3) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<`HotShot> When Orny is Horny, nothing can stop him :P
<Xexre> Yes, things can stop me.
<Xexre> 1.) If it ain't legal
<Xexre> 2.) If it ain't protected
<Xexre> 3.) If it ain't consentual
<Xexre> 4.) If my zipper's stuck
<RS_Sair> Thats why you should carry a pocket knife around with you.

#502 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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(`don_Sair) Come on Rahj. On your knees! :P

#622 (-1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<LGN-Shik> Inter-Continental Ballistic Penis? * Sairret launches an ICBP at Shik * LGN-Shik orgasms

#623 (3) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Rave> the EH should look up Mutiny in the dictionary <Sairret> Or dildos.

#1016 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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* SairAFK deploys Kern's wang.

#1098 (1) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Trace> screenshots of penis? <RS_Gizmo> ooooooooh <RS_Gizmo> niiiiiiice <RS_Gizmo> S or M player?<SairAFK> Multi as far as I know.<SairAFK> I just looked at it tonight.<SairAFK> I actually found it ages ago, but it was still in development then.
* RS_Gizmo nods<RS_Gizmo> looked good

#1251 (3) - Posted by MGN Mat Bizegar
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* RS_Gizmo crutches his groin as he lands in a heap on the floor
<Jan-lo> ^_-
<Jan-lo> ...crutches??
<RS_Gizmo> er
<RS_Gizmo> *clutchse
* Jan-lo snickers, then falls over laughing
<Snij> engrish
* SairAFK has joined #RS_Bar_and_Grill
<RS_Gizmo> silence!
* Jan-lo hands Gizmo tiny little crutches

#1330 (3) - Posted by COL Cephisus Balder
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<DashClone> moo moo moo
<Swomz> poo poo poo
<DashClone> bwgan
<DashClone> ack! the red pills escaped
<Phil_Dark> ...
<DashClone> space monkeys stole them
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<DashClone> damn space monkeys.
<DashClone> they ar evil
* Swomz ravages the space monkeys
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#1397 (3) - Posted by RA Snappleguy
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14:14:24: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (How does it feel, bitch?)
14:14:36: *** Sconn has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X ((LicahFox) GREAT, BITCH.)
14:14:36: *** Sconn (~motters@63-228-46-226.mpls.qwest.net) has joined channel #rs_bar_and_Grill
14:14:37: *** Mode change "+o Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:37: Zeke`: lol
14:14:42: *** Licah_ (Licah@ip-187-228.main.oberlin.edu) has joined channel #rs_bar_and_Grill
14:14:42: *** Mode change "+o Licah_" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by X
14:14:53: *** Licah_ has been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by Sconn (SUCKLE MY TEAT)
14:14:53: *** Mode change "-ooo GizAFK SairAFK Sconn" on #rs_bar_and_Grill by GoExposGo
14:14:54: *** You have been kicked off channel #rs_bar_and_Grill by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)

#1423 (5) - Posted by FA Danny "David Lee Japan" Qatar
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<SairAFK> mailsystem@rebelsquadrons.org? Is that just a club wide address? :P
<Codyman> no, it's Lt. Mailsys Tem of the ABG
<SairAFK> Fuck you, Cody

#1487 (6) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<SairAFK> You're the only one that stupid, Sconn :P
<`Entropy> He's not stupid. Just stoned 108% of the time.

#1488 (20) - Posted by FA Kaz Falcion
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<SairAFK> Wow
<`Kaz> Found your penis again?
<SairAFK> Now I'm half tempted to go see it tonight
<SconnAFK> ...your penis?
<SairAFK> Theater nearby has it on 9 fucking screens.
<RS_Gizmo> that's some penis

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