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#912 (-1) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<LT_Briggs> so Sconn what did you script? that makes you so good?
<Sconn> Heh. I've rewritten IRC to my own twisted desires.
<LT2_Davin> obviously
<LT_Briggs> ah sh*t, not again

#1650 (8) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<@`Kaz> I might as well make a medal that says AM Sconn
<@Sconn> Can I have it if you do?

#896 (2) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<LT_Briggs> sorry i dont live in the crack whore district <Sconn> Briggs, Mak, you both live in F*cking IOWA. There IS no crack whore district.
<Capn_Mak> ur the crack whore Sconn <Vender> Plenty of crack though, Sconn. ;)

#1806 (9) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<@Sconn> my best friend is coming over tomorrow to watch football
<@Sconn> so I'm trying to decide if I should drink more tonight, knowing that I'll drink heavily tomorrow
<@Sconn> or just chill tonight, knowing that I'll drink heavily tomorrow
<Sair_> first world problems

#582 (2) - Posted by MAJ Marshall Briggs
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<LT_Briggs> so Sconn does sentinel need a heavy gunner, (from light repeter, to heavy repeter)
<LCM-Sconn> Yeah, we could use someone to carry a big gun, Briggs. Not that I trust you with anything more dangerous than string, but

#1299 (3) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* `Junior beats Sconn with his cane
* Sconn-ZzZ beats Mike with his dick.
<`Junior> I think as far as size and stiffness goes, i win ;)
* Sair rates that 'Unlikely'

#1635 (17) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<`Josh> !lookup mom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Kirghy> lol
* Sconn blinks
<Sconn> !lookup yourmom
<MrBot> 1. GEN Sair Mandella -- http://www.rebelsquadrons.org/profiles/185 -- anon@rebelsquadrons.org
<Sconn> heh
<Kirghy> !lookup Sconn's mom
* MrBot has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
[<`Kaz> way to go Kirghy
<`Kaz> Way to fucking go
<`Kaz> THIS is why we can't have nice things
<`Josh> ...
* Kirghy looks at Josh
<Kirghy> I think I broke it

#1736 (7) - Posted by FA Licah Fox
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[7:57pm] * HeavyD never Spyder, probably to the best from the stories
[7:57pm] HeavyD: never knew*
[7:57pm] Sconn: That's not surprising
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be gld
[7:57pm] Skrev: *glad
[7:57pm] Skrev: Be very glad that you never met her.
[7:57pm] Sconn: The best RS experience i've ever had irl
[7:57pm] Sconn: Probably
[7:58pm] Licah: ....

#1594 (10) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<Sconn> Oh god, I just ripped major ass.
<Sconn> Major.
<`Jester> ......
<`Jester> I hope you got Sair a bandaid to put on the tear

#662 (3) - Posted by COL Kelron Jevix
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<MAJ_Mo> I want a pretty girl with my type of personality to make love with me<LCM-Sconn> Mo. There's two things wrong with that.<LCM-Sconn> A) That would imply that you will ever make love. B) There is not another person, let alone a woman, with your personality.

#1741 (10) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* @Bylaws section 6: Sconn
* @Bylaws 6.1: Am Sconn.
* @Bylaws 6.2 Do not dispute this fact.

#1721 (14) - Posted by BGN Eric Reagan
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<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!.....you subsequently all die from utter failure
<Kane_Dead> Lol
<Z_17> cept me
<Z_17> because of the tree I planted, right? ;)
<Eric_23> Yeah
<Eric_23> but you die
<Eric_23> because you get attacked by muppets
<Eric_23> since you know I'm dead and not around to kill them
<Z_17> YOU SON OF A BITCH!
<RA_Cyrel> Right, so apparently we need Kyle and Sconn in the same room, just going "Am Kyle!" "Am Sconn!" back and forth
<Z_17> They are over grown socks, I think I got it
<Kane_Dead> ...
<Tawny_23> Like hell you do
<Z_17> overgrown*
<Eric_23> roflmao
<Kane_Dead> I read "They are over grown cocks"...
<Tawny_23> But I'm still alive
<Kyle_31> Am Kyle!-the universe begins to collapse "Am Sconn!"-And it's back
<Eric_23> ROFL
<Z_17> LOL
<Eric_23> figures Kane
Kane_Dead facepalms.
<Eric_23> I am quoting that.

#765 (4) - Posted by RA Harley Quinn
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<Sconn> Poor Mark. Swallow hard and back down, we might let you keep some of your dignity.
<FionAWAY> Was that an invitation for him to blow you, Sconn? :P
<FionAWAY> "Swallow hard and back down".

#1763 (9) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<@Sconn> Did you report XvT or XWA?
<MrAss> Did you report XvT or ASS?
<@Sconn> Damn straight, MrAss.
<@Sconn> Damn straight.

#659 (2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<LCM-Sconn> Mo, man, you need a good f*ck. Or some weed. You need the to relax.
<MAJ_Mo> huh?
<MAJ_Mo> I relax with Shan
<MAJ_Mo> Shan isn't a new drug
<LCM-Sconn> Nah, she's been around the block a few times.
<MAJ_Mo> no, Shan does the job
<Cpt_Apoc> no no no Mo, you need a REAL f*ck

#1735 (9) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Sarriah> fake it
<@ADM_Raven> That's what she said
<Sarriah> lol
<Sarriah> *I* never fake it :P
<@Sconn> I have.
<Sarriah> and NOW, I am going home. I don't even wanna know *how* you'd fake it, Sconn :P
* Sarriah (~zannnie@wsip-68-99-113-248.ks.ok.cox.net) Quit (Quit)
<@ADM_Raven> he gets mayonaise packets from Arbys for a reason
<@ADM_Raven> ...DAMNIT :P

#1588 (10) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Abi> Well, we've got Sconn. He's all about reckless self abuse.

#1215 (-1) - Posted by CMDR Dex Bogart
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* <RS_Talon> slaps Sconn with a whale

#579 (0) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<LCM-Sconn> I haven't touched myself in...40 long days.

#1285 (-1) - Posted by COL Daemon Jorval
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Sconn: Hey, I'll only be in a burrito if it's being rammed into a filthy whore.

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