<BeanyCook> Shan, you bouncy today?
<Kel-Shan> Um...
<CMR_Randy> .....lol Bean
<Kel-Shan> ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* CMR_Randy falls over giggling
<Cay-Qel> lol
<Eric_w> lol
* Kel-Shan (both of us) fall over laughing
<CMR_Randy> Great timing :P
* Owain twitches.
* CMR_Randy wipes a tear from his eye :P
<Kel-Shan> rofl...Shan is crying cause she's laughin so hard.
<LCM-Sconn> Mo, man, you need a good f*ck. Or some weed. You need the to relax.
<MAJ_Mo> huh?
<MAJ_Mo> I relax with Shan
<MAJ_Mo> Shan isn't a new drug
<LCM-Sconn> Nah, she's been around the block a few times.
<MAJ_Mo> no, Shan does the job
<Cpt_Apoc> no no no Mo, you need a REAL f*ck
* Kelron thinks about Shan's pretty uh...I'll be back in a minute...after de-sticking. <Kelron> GM: The sound of running water and grunting is heard, then Kel returns back to his chair with a piece of toilet paper sticking to his boot <Borsk> ... <Ceaniel> ...
* Cephisus plays Born to be Wild
* Cephisus plays AC/DC- Highway to Hell
* Cephisus plays Shin Shan's song :p
* Licah plays Bach - BWV 541 =P
<COL_Gab> whoa
<COL_Gab> that's music
<Cephisus> Bach? is a singer of Heavy metal?
<Dorsk> Cay, come comp stomp with us!
<Zak-SCBW> He's busy getting cyber poon from Shan
<Cay-Qel> Nah, just talkin'
<Zak-SCBW> so that's what you call it now a days "talkn'", I'm on to your secret code :P
<Dorsk> So what's 'busy'?
<Zak-SCBW> wanking :P
<Cay-Qel> Busy was five minutes ago.
<Zak-SCBW> ...
<Zak-SCBW> Cay, go wash your hands and come on :P
<Dorsk> Use soap please.
<Cay-Qel> I washed my hands 4 minutes ago. :-P
<Dorsk> Do it again.
* COL_Apoc pets lyrics for Slipknot - My Plague (New Abuse Mix)
* Toran pets Apoc
* COL_Apoc pets Toran
<Cherin> ...
<Cherin> k
* COL_Apoc trots over and pets the Shan
* Toran pets himself
<RS_Randy> .....
<RS_Randy> Ambigious masturbation? :P
<Toran> Since when does petting involve genital touching? Do you go up to dogs and start betting their balls
<RS_Randy> ....what\'s this have to do with betting their balls? :P
<COL_Apoc> Randy does.
<Toran> I was rubbing my hair and scratching myself behind the ears
<Toran> ...lmao
<Toran> *petting
<Toran> Sorry, I used to run an illegal dog ball gambling circuit
<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
* Toran whips it out
<RS_Randy> lol
<CMDR-J> kyle is my bitch
<WesBelden> lol
<COL_Apoc> Is not.
* WesBelden goes tp quote
<KevPryde> heh
<COL_Apoc> Kyle is Giz's bitch.
<CMDR-J> is to
<CMDR-J> oh yea...your my bitch apoc
<COL_Apoc> Nope.
<COL_Apoc> I'm Shan's bitch.
<CMDR-J> awww
<WesBelden> do I get any say in this?
<WesBelden> ***WARNING*** KYLE INCOMING ***WARNING***
<CMDR-J> WES!
<COL_Apoc> She claimed me ;-)
<CMDR-J> your my bitch
*** `Kyle has joined #Allegience
*** X sets mode: +o `Kyle
<KevPryde> I thought Kyle was Sconn's bitch, and Dave was Kyle's bitch :P
* Toran wags it around, since he already whipped it out
<Toran> Kyle! I'm ready for you!
Friday Night - Saturday Morning (7th/8th Dec) Madness in the B&G
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03[01:39] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:40] <CrazyFace> hiyo
[01:40] <`Kaz> woah woah...
[01:40] <CrazyFace> what is this crazy place
[01:40] <`Kaz> CrazyFace?
[01:40] <`Kaz> Im sorry, how is that a name?
[01:40] <`Kaz> That's more of an abstract idea
[01:41] <Codyman> good question
[01:41] <Sair> In January 2008... Meet... CRAZYFACE
03[01:41] * Serpico has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:41] <CrazyFace> what's a Kaz?
[01:41] <Codyman> what is this crazy place?
[01:42] <Serpico> I'd like some grilled ham please
[01:42] <Sair> perhaps its a crazy train
[01:42] <Serpico> with a Tennets chaser
[01:42] <`Kaz> ....what the fuck
[01:42] <`Kaz> Who are you people
06[01:42] * Teu_32 sings Crazy train at the top of her lungs
[01:42] <`Kaz> Sair, are you watching the door?
[01:42] <CrazyFace> i dunno escapees from the womb
[01:42] <Sair> hell no
[01:42] <Serpico> who are what people?
[01:42] <Sair> though I can tell you that Teu is apparently pretending to be a
girl.
[01:42] <`Kaz> What do I pay you for then?
06[01:42] * CrazyFace starts breaking shit
[01:42] <`Vaughan> !lookup serpico
[01:42] <MrBot> No results found.
[01:42] <`Kaz> Oh no, not more pretend girls
[01:43] <Sair> yeah
[01:43] <Codyman> teu is a girl who pretends to be a man
[01:43] <Sair> its Jack all over again
03[01:43] * cliffster has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:43] <Teu_32> um Sair i am a girl
[01:43] <cliffster> sup
[01:43] <Codyman> heh, it's like cheers now
[01:43] <CrazyFace> NORM!!!
[01:43] <Teu_32> my name is Elisabeth
[01:43] <Sair> Sure you are, BOB
[01:43] <Codyman> and she's 32
[01:43] <cliffster> bullshit, Teui
[01:43] <Teu_32> what
[01:43] <cliffster> did i stutter?
[01:43] <Codyman> Bombs Over Bahgdad!
[01:44] <Teu_32> I Am a female
[01:44] <`Kaz> which time?
[01:44] <`Kaz> 91 or now
[01:44] <CrazyFace> chicks don't hang out online
[01:44] <Sair> isn't that an offspring song
[01:44] <Codyman> nope
[01:44] <Codyman> Outkast
[01:44] <Sair> well shit
06[01:44] * cliffster whistles and says, "Next time, drop the nick"
[01:44] <cliffster> yea yea
[01:44] <`Josh> ok, lay off her.
[01:44] <cliffster> so I forgot
[01:44] <Sair> they have some bahgdad song
[01:44] <cliffster> fuck you
03[01:45] * X sets mode: +o `Josh
06[01:45] * CrazyFace feels a fight a brewin'
[01:45] <`Vaughan> Teu's a member; who the hell are the rest?
[01:45] <`Josh> fuck you he says..
06[01:45] * `Josh nods
01[01:45] <HeavyAFK> hehe
03[01:45] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*Confused@*.dc.dc.cox.net
03[01:45] * cliffster was kicked by `Josh (bye)
[01:45] <`Josh> Anyone else?
06[01:45] * CrazyFace points to X
[01:45] <Sair> the hell
[01:45] <Sair> Kaz, Josh is speaking
[01:45] <Sair> what did you do
[01:45] <CrazyFace> lol
[01:46] <Teu_32> hi Josh
[01:46] <Sair> did you read an ancient evil book
[01:46] <Serpico> I'm undercover
[01:46] <`Kaz> Josh has learned well from the Teachings of Kaz
[01:46] <`Kaz> I read lots of those actually
[01:46] <CrazyFace> what is a kaz anyways?
[01:46] <`Kaz> I even wrote a few
[01:46] <CrazyFace> like.. pez?
01[01:46] <HeavyAFK> Kaz is King, you will bow
03[01:46] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Kaz (This is a Kaz, that is a Kaz, you are
not a Kaz, goodbye!)
03[01:46] * CrazyFace has joined #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
[01:47] <Sair> did you just call Kaz Ewe Boll?
06[01:47] * CrazyFace coughs uncomfortably.. "I think i just had sex somehow"
06[01:47] * CrazyFace returns kaz's boot
[01:47] <Sair> Unlikely.
03[01:47] * `Josh sets mode: +b *!*dementedd@*.31.121.70.cfl.res.rr.com
03[01:47] * CrazyFace was kicked by `Josh (You'll never know what sex is.)
[01:48] <Sair> seriously, what is this
[01:48] <`Josh> Are we done with being fucking stupid tonite?>
[01:48] <Codyman> lol
[01:48] <Sair> I'm frightened and confused
06[01:48] * Serpico once saw a man looking like MC Hammer got hung
[01:48] <Serpico> it stuck with me
[01:49] <`Josh> Now.. there remains two questions I need to ask.
[01:49] <`Josh> 1. Who were the asshats I just banned?
[01:49] <`Josh> 2. Who the fuck is serpico ?
[01:49] <`Kaz> You missed one
03[01:49] * `Kaz sets mode: +b *!*@TheShane.users.undernet.org
[01:49] <Sair> I MISSED YOUR FACE
03[01:50] * Serpico was kicked by `Kaz (Y HALLO THAR!)
