* COL-Mike flicks his tongue in a certain spot too ;)
* Raandu squirms
* TR_Hawk gives Mike a packet of Tic-Tacs
* COL-Mike backs off at JUST the right moment
* Raandu gasps and then cums
* TR_Hawk puts up a transparisteel shield
* TR_Hawk watches in amazement as cracks appear in the shield
* TR_Hawk runs outside
* Raandu squirts all over Dylor
* COL-Mike flashes a cocky grin
*** `EvilKiwi (theman@*.ipt.aol.com) Join #rs_bar_and_grill 11:08:53.am 11/10/2001
<Gabrich> oh no
<Gabrich> an evil kiwi
<Gabrich> Taan, run!
<TR_Hawk> ah!
* TR_Hawk runs for the red centre
<Gabrich> run before he discovers you're an aussie!
* `EvilKiwi laughs evily
<TR_Hawk> gee, thanks for that Gab. :P
<StrmTroop> My fin itches dammit
<Col_Coop> you have a fin?
<StrmTroop> .....yes
<Col_Coop> are you a dolphin?
<StrmTroop> No
<Col_Coop> what are you?
<StrmTroop> A person
<Col_Coop> with a fin?
<StrmTroop> ...with a fin
* StrmTroop furiously rubs the back of his neck, massaging the fin
<StrmTroop> Gah!
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<TR_Hawk> didn't you hear?
<StrmTroop> .......
<TR_Hawk> mike can chop it off for you
<StrmTroop> NO!
<TR_Hawk> he's good with knives...
<StrmTroop> It's part of me
* COL-Mike slices the fin cleanly off
* `Kyle eats the fin and runs away
<Col_Coop> just rub some aloe on it
<StrmTroop> Ok
<StrmTroop> I should go to bed now, get some rest
<StrmTroop> DON'T make any quotes of me mentoning my fin
* `Nathan shoves the Death Star up Johnny's ass
<Vendz> kuz that's not conventional johnny ;)
<`Johnny> holy sh*t, the kid finally did something right
* TR_Hawk aims Johnny's ass at Nathan
<TR_Hawk> FIRE THE LASER!
* `Nathan ducks
<Vendz> lmao
<`Face> lol
<`Johnny> pull my finger
<DashClone> Remind me again why we are talking about porn, head, body, sex and fu*k
<TR_Hawk> because it's the B&G. anyone who doesn't talk about that stuff gets banned.
<Xexre> Ghandi was the f*cking sh!t man.
<Xexre> He'd take down Vader 1-on-1
<Xexre> Just walk up and beat the sh!t outta him with his Stickdeath arms.
<Xexre> Vader's be like "WTF OMG THAT"S BS"
<Xexre> Then Ghandi, "pwnd j00 n00b"
<`Davery> LOL
<TR_Hawk> rofl
<VA-Shik> STICKDEATH
<Nitemare> LOL
<Xexre> Then the Emperor will be all like "rofl Vader sux"
<`Davery> Imagine james ealr jones going "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<TR_Hawk> 1337 w4rZ
<Xexre> Then he'll try to blast Ghandi, but Ghandi'll be like "wtf j00 r n00b bitch"
<`Davery> When I get a ton of money one day I'll make him say that
<`Davery> just so we can all hear it
<Xexre> Then Ghandi'll smack Emperor down and be like "haha pwn3d"
<`Entropy> God. I am so glad I've never played online games with Orny. All that l33t talk would drive me insance.
<`Entropy> *insane
<Xexre> And the Emperor's like "WTF OMG THAT'S BS"
<Xexre> Then Vader, "rofl, my patron suqs"
<Xexre> Then the Emperor'll PK Vader, and he'll be like "stfu n00b"
<LCLNachos> c'mon, ya know ya love me <LCLNachos> you tellin me you didn't enjoy last night? <Earthkeep> Not the way I love the food <Earthkeep> Last night was great, but the food was the best part (DukeDuki) Creepy <LCLNachos> oh I see how it is * `Jon shudders <LCLNachos> I'm not good enough for you anymore, is that it? <Earthkeep> Yeah, I used you for the food. I freely admit that @ DukeDuki shrudders <Earthkeep> But I still love you man LCLNachos makes a big soap opera scene, slaps Earthkeep, and slams the door as crappy music plays in the background *Earthkeep weeps because he lost his only love (DukeDuki) Cut! (DukeDuki) That's a wrap, guys * Earthkeep takes a big bow, then gets ready for the great sex with Nachos * LCLNachos hears the narrator in the background "And next week on 'One Stormtrooper to shoot' Will Hawk and Shik realize their true love for eachother? With Randy tell everyone of his homosexual secrets? Will Ramos prove everyone hes not really a man? Tune in next week!" <TR_Hawk> cut!<TR_Hawk> who the f*ck writes these scripts, anyway?
* Apoclypse hey BGN_Raz Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. *** W (cservice@undernet.org) Sets mode +o BGN_Raz on #rs_bar_and_grill 11/24/2000 20:14:53 * TR_Hawk sees Apoc running outside
<Col-Shik> im trying to make a web based email system for sending and reading email.. its being a 'ho
<RS-Randy> Well pimp your Ho, Shik
<TR_Hawk> At least you'd earn some money on the side :P
*** TR_Hawk (~taanronar@DC-56-211.bpb.bigpond.com) Quit (Read error: erection reset by peer)
<`Kyle> Use the Force Ent.
<`Entropy> lol. Good quit.
<`Davery> I see the peer services TR in a different way than he services us...
<Avera> Its nice to have Shik around though.
<Avera> I will always have an indicator of when hell is about to freeze over...
<Sconn> <ShikAfk> NO BANG SHIKKIE!
<Avera> just judging how far he gets with a girl.
<`Kyle> heh
<`Kyle> if he gets one to his room, call off all bets
<Sconn> Yeah right.
<Sconn> Shik will just do a pussy lunge and get his ass kicked.
<TR_Hawk> you talk like it'd actually happen, kyle
<Sconn> He'll be like, "so...you wanna drin-PUSSY LUNGE UGH!"
<Sconn> And reach maniacally for her crotch.
<Sconn> She's all like "YOU SICK F*CK! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MATH HELP!"
