<GizAFK> is it me, or does the stun baton look like a giant military kinky dildo?
<Xtremegene> good call Giz
<Xtremegene> want to go fencer now? :P
<Xtremegene> or duel a fencer -_-
<GizAFK> and those broken lightsabers.. very dildo/vibrator esq
<GizAFK> no, I'll carry on using my fist
<Randy> Aidyn...
<Jan-lo> Aidyn talked...
<Rekstar> O.O
<Randy> I really wasn't all that curious :-P
<Licah> ROFL
<Xtremegene> ouch
<Licah> ROFL
<Aidyn> Dude..
<Xtremegene> and he netsplitted x_x
<Aidyn> I killed him
<Rekstar> oh dear
<Jan-lo> O_O
<Licah> ahahahaha
<Randy> :-P
* Randy dies laughing
<Reabel> lol
* Jan-lo can't breathe
<Reabel> same here
<DevAzza> lol
<Licah> thank you Undernet. thank you.
<Reabel> omg
<Reabel> noooo
<Rekstar> lol
<Jan-lo> heehee
<Reabel> lol
<Licah> Snap: you around?
<Sconn> ...AIDYN KILLED ALLSTON!
<DevAzza> lol
<Sconn> YOU BASTARD!
<Licah> I'm wondering if someone should go looking on undernet servers for Allston :P
<Aidyn> It's not my fault!
<Aidyn> I'll go find him
<Aidyn> ..wait.
<Aidyn> Bad idea.
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* Red_Snake baps X with a fish.
<XtremeAfk> erm
<XtremeAfk> ah, that's who Vender masquerades as
<Red_Snake> I don't masquerade.
<Red_Snake> I sit like a lump of coal and act retarded for the better part of the hour.
<`Entropy> You just described half of the people in this channel.
<Brig_D> you know, i was surfing the other day, and someone actually has written a document arguing that the ewoks had gone extinct on Endor due to the Death Star exploding
<Dineer> i've read that.. lol
<Brig_D> and had written it based on multiple theories of what happened.
<Dineer> makes sense to me.
<Brig_D> Well, one thing that didnt make sense to me
<Dineer> i never liked the little tree-huggers that much, anyway.
<Dineer> kinda got on my nerves.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> The guy was talkigina about all the radiation and xwrays from the blast hitting the planet causing sterility
<Brig_D> now, if that is so, how could Han and Leia have childeren ;)
<Dineer> hehe
<Brig_D> I would agree with the debrees posibly causing smomething akin to nuclear winter
<Dineer> well.. it takes a good bit of radiation to cause sterility in humans. i'm not sure how the ewoks would hold up.. because.. well.. they're fictional.. =P
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> are they ;) Just because you havent seen a ewok, does that mean they dont exist ROFL
<Dineer> i sure as hell -hope- they are.
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> ROFL
<Dineer> if i ever hear a "yub yub" while i'm walking down the street, i just may have to kill someone.
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<Brig_D> ROFL
<Brig_D> watch out, we have an ewok in draco, he might come and get you ;)
<Dineer> lol
<Brig_D> at least we did the last time i looked at pilot profiles ROFLOL
<Dineer> does he use little stilts so he can reach the rudder pedals? lol
<Brig_D> I think so ;)
<Dineer> or does he just use midget starfighters?
<Dineer> lmao
<Brig_D> lol
<Dineer> "sorry, sir.. hangar's full." -- "no, no.. we can squeeze one more in. he's an ewok."
<Brig_D> ROFLOL
<Reabel> time for a ghost story
<Reabel> i was flying a scouting mission one day...
<Reabel> i was prepared to jump to light speed.
<Reabel> right before i engaged the drives, i heard strange noise, kinda like a mosquitoe flying past your ear
<Reabel> anyways, i went into light speed for about a minute..
<Reabel> when i came out, i was in the middle of this massive battle
<Reabel> ships all over the place, both destroyed and dying
<Reabel> ships that look damn-near impossible.
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<Reabel> anyways i decided to jump back to light speed, heading back to the base..
<Reabel> the weird thing is...when i got back...nothing was there..
<Reabel> the coordinates were right and everything, but nothing was there..
<Reabel> all of a sudden, this gigantic ship dropped out of light speed...
<Reabel> it was weird...the ship looked like an up-side-down spoon
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<Reabel> it fired some weird weapon at me..
<Reabel> there was a bright light
<Reabel> then all of a sudden i was back
<Brig_D> and then what happened
<Reabel> everything was there...
<Reabel> and when i checked in, everyone was like .. "where the hell have you been?"
<Reabel> they said i was gone for 3 weeks
<Reabel> it felt like 10 minutes
<Brig_D> that is strange
<Reabel> and...even weirder...i gained 20 pounds
<Brig_D> !!!
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<Reabel> i analuzed my droid a bit, looked at the data..
<Reabel> seems that i over shot my exit point, and shot throught a star..
<Reabel> it was some really weird data i found..
<Brig_D> it sounds like it
<Reabel> like...it seems like i was sent to another galxy..
<Reabel> galaxy*
<Reabel> and also..
<Reabel> the sensor readings i found about that ship..
<Reabel> on the top of the ship, there was a name..
<Reabel> uss enterprise...
<Reabel> weird eh?
<Reabel> i still dont know what that buzzing noise was..
<Brig_D> very wierd
<Reabel> makes ya think about all those MIA people..
<Reabel> what really happened to them
