[00:46] * COL_Aidyn very much wishes he was a girl :(
[00:47] <kailen> you couldn't handle it
[00:47] <COL_Aidyn> lol, yeah I could
[00:47] <CPT_Reagan> he'd just sit at home and masturbate all day long and play with his breasts
[00:47] * Randy builds Marcie a dais and a throne.
[00:47] <kailen> tell me that when you have a vagina
[00:47] * kailen grins
[00:47] <COL_Aidyn> But..I do.
<Sconn> Aunt Jemima's not my aunt, she's black.
<kailen> a bit yes
<`Kaz> SCONN DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
* kailen gasps
<kailen> I'm black
<TheShadow> Sconn, are you a little racist?
<LCable> Yes, his pimp hand is definitely racist.
<Sconn> ...nah dude, I'd love to express my love to a busty nubian princess. I'd express it all over her.
<`Kaz> 10 points to Sconn
<`Kaz> 0 to Cable
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> You're going to need to really step up your game
<kailen> hey..i make some damn good cookies
<Oryan> i bet :P
<Oryan> im sure poc likes your cookies
<Kweh> He likes more than that. :p
<kailen> damn straight :P
<kailen> ...
-= While incredibly drunk, and while kailen had a moment of crying =-
*kailen runs off to the bathroom
*Josh walks over to Kaz
<Josh> Is she ok?
<Kaz> I think so.
<Josh> Did you fuck up?
<Kaz> I don't think so, but probably.
[21:58] <kailen> aidyn..i thought you liked ducks :P
[21:58] <Aidyn> ..no. But I own two ducks. :p
[21:58] <Aidyn> Randy saw where the one bit me
[21:58] <Vason> ...
[21:58] <Aidyn> ...
[21:59] <Aidyn> DOnt you EVEN get those thoughts in your mind, Vason
[21:59] * kailen giggles
[21:59] <Morone> quoted
[21:59] <Aidyn> Damnit!
<Koryn> If my trial mirc is over and it says register and I don't but it lets me on anyway like its doing now.
<kailen> lol
<`Kaz> omg
<`Kaz> They can track that man
<`Kaz> Quit! Quit before they find out
* Koryn has left #RS_BAR_AND_GRILL
<`Kaz> i was owning noobs before noobs existed
<`Kaz> back in 1982
<`Kaz> I remember it well
<`Kaz> I was a year old
<Sair> uh huh.
<`Kaz> Strolling along the ground
<`Kaz> Fucking up little noob ass toddlers
<Sair> I'm going to tell kailen this.
<`Kaz> Thinking they were all badass in their little walker things
<BGN_Randy> Come on, two women. Every straight man's fantasy.
<AidynAWAY> One...I'm not like that.
<BGN_Randy> ...
<BGN_Randy> LMFAO
<kailen> straight?
<AidynAWAY> Two...they find out, I'll lose BOTH of them
<AidynAWAY> Three...I aint that stupid.
<RandySEMI> Kyle is like one part Giz, two parts Sconn, and just a hint of bitterness.
<RandySEMI> I lie, two parts bitterness :P
<kailen> kyle's my hero :P
<<RS_Gizmo>> oh god, I'm like a woman with a penis and without breasts
<<kailen>> would you rather be a woman with a penis and breasts?
<<RS_Gizmo>> only on Sundays
