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#278 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* Keets sits back down on the couch and lays Los in his lap
* Xexre yawns.
<Raandu> and?
* Cpt-Randy beats Raandu down with Ater
<Ater> Stop humping my tree.
<Raandu> Los you're still oped?
<Xexre> Keets, using women to cover your hard-on is not very effective.
<Xexre> Trust me.
<Los> yup
<Raandu> :P
* Raandu pouts
* StrmTroop tackles Keets, making Los fall to the couch by herself
<Keets> shuttup Orny, you'll let everyone know
* Los flashes her op sign at Raandu
* Keets is uncovered
* StrmTroop laughs
* Los bounces on the couch
<Xexre> Considering Los is slowly rising off of your lap...

#279 (2) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Sairret pokes Vend
<Sairret> I'll rape you whenever you want :P

#280 (0) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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* `Davery begins chanting "prostate prostate prostate!"

#281 (0) - Posted by COL Tech Krill
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* Raada shakes her head. I like to do anything. Except strip clubs. Those aren't much fun.
* MAJ_Krill makes a face, "Seeing but not having just isn't nice...unless you're one of them..." waves back at the B&G
* Glytch_ waves back

#283 (1) - Posted by RA Sentry
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* Apoclypse hey BGn_Raz Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. *** W (cservice@undernet.org) Sets mode +o BGn_Raz on #rs_bar_and_grill 11/24/2000 20:14:53 * TR_Hawk sees Apoc running outside

#285 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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CMDR-Mike thinks of Shada, in bed, and inserts himself
<ShadaJRA> hey wait...mike..this is...uh....heh...wow.

#286 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Deadmeet> see, amby can walk right in here and crack a joke and the entire room will laugh like a tickle me elmo with a engergizer bunney humping it 24/7, but i can't get sh*t out of any of ya

#288 (0) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Deadmeet> when you see a glass of whiskey filled half way up do you stop and ask if it's half full or half empty? Or do you just drink the damn thing?
<LCM-Cable> if this argument goes on any longer, we'll be drunk as a skunk

#289 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<LCM-Mike> You do not know the power of the perverted side!
<IronManRS> Yeah I do, and it's VERY powerful
<glytch> Join us... together we can end this destructive morality and bring sex jokes to the galaxy!

#290 (2) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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<Trystan> "Yousa thinking yousa's pants gonna get wrinkled?" "I don't know." "Gungans get pleated to, eh?" "I hope not." "Gungans no dying without pants. We tailors. Wesa got a grand wardrobe!"

#293 (-3) - Posted by LCM Ater-Itos-Sist-Gand
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BGn-Shik looks at `Davery "I've been a bad bad boy.. I deserved to be spanked"

#294 (1) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<LCLWyvern> If we manipulate DnA to create female clones of ourselves, does it count as incest or masterbation?

#295 (2) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<RyanDeean> I can't do it <Cpt-Randy> He can't get the stick in the right hole

#296 (0) - Posted by MGN Sea Messi
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<RyanDeean> My space bar is sticking <Cpt-Randy> I told you to jack off AWAY from the keyborad!

#298 (1) - Posted by LGN Doth Raandu
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<D_Jester> the 3 types of sex in a relationship.<D_Jester> just met sex. Anytime anywhere<D_Jester> Living together sex. 3 times a week usually in bed<D_Jester> Married sex. Passing each other in the hall and telling each other to f*ck off

#306 (0) - Posted by MGN Alexander Kerensky
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(`Davery) HELP SHIK IS COMInG On TO ME In MESSAGE :P

#307 (1) - Posted by LCM Ater-Itos-Sist-Gand
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<`Dy-semi> no, no... I'd never tried peanut butter as a lubricant.

#311 (3) - Posted by VA Trace
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*** `Hawkeye Quit (Jade Squadron: "Leave no Trace.") <Trace-> HELP! <Trace-> JADE SQUADROn WAnTS ME DEAD!!

#360 (0) - Posted by BGN Fion "Zero" Grell
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<`Davery> onotice #RS_BAR_AnD_GRILL Here's an idea. We can ban "stupid people" from the club. Then we'll have like nothing :P

#361 (1) - Posted by ADM Kirghy Lommax
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<Kel-Solan> ((I'd rather it be alien than go around proclaiming "Hey, I got laid! Woooo!" like some male slut.))
<`IronMan> ((Talkin' about Mike again?))

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