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#362 (2) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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<Capt_Mo> JORVAL!!!!! HELP!!!!!
<Capt_Mo> those guys in the B&G are trying to do something strange to me again!

#364 (0) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Codyman> what's up people?
<`Darkov> de nada.... other than Los is going X-rated with Alty, and Wyvern is trying the impossible :P
<Codyman> sounds like the usual

#366 (0) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Cpt-Todd> I... Want... Shik's.... Breasts!

#367 (4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<RS_Davery> Kaz has a urinary infection? Come Kaz, I'm taking you to the
green mile... <RS_Davery> Some giant black guy is going to grab your penis
and make it all better. <`Kaz> no!! `Kaz runs away from Dave

#368 (1) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<DarkChaos> Hey Shikkie, will you cyber go out with me? <MGn-Shik> chaos... can I cyber shoot you in the face? <DarkChaos> But I cyber love you, Shik! I want to e-marry you!

#369 (0) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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(`Kaz) Kaz says, Just Say no To CyberPuddy

#370 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<Kerensky> Ok, are you all quite finshed fantasising about gay sex with me? <CapnSconn> Oh please Kern...you're the kinda person who would beg for sex. I should know, we smell our own.

#371 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Davery> and that wasn't lesbo action.. I just realized that wolfie is Kerensky. yech <MGn-Shik> ewwwwww <`Davery> I feel violated :P <MGn-Shik> me too <MGn-Shik> i thought wolfie was like inys...

#372 (4) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<KrailWork> The other day my friend told another friend that he was a big black guy named bubba and was gonna rape him <KrailWork> my friend gets really... 'friendly' when he's high or drunk <MGn-Shik> and you hang around him when he's high and drunk because....? <KrailWork> becuase he hasn't tried to rape me yet <MGn-Shik> *yet* so you're waiting for that?

#373 (2) - Posted by ADM Shikkie Kaaran
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<`Kaz> I actually got promoted in RgF once <`Kaz> From LCM to LCM <`Kaz> It was an honor

#374 (2) - Posted by VA Trace
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<Stormfyld> what is an Aryan? <Apartheid> white male with blue eyes or/and blond hair <Stormfyld> oh, I thought it meant closed minded redneck biggot...my bad <Stormfyld> I suppose I'm an Aryan then...damn..I never knew <Stormfyld> I thought being blonde with blue eyes just made me a pussy magnet

#378 (3) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[19:48] <`Mikey> i don't have enough white russian mix to get too drunk
[19:48] <Deadmeet> well, dont' get to much :P
[19:48] <`Mikey> just slightly tipsy, you know, the point when i'm almost tempted to f*ck the dog
[19:48] <Deadmeet> keep it at almost would you? :P
[19:48] <`Mikey> errr....did i say that out loud?
[19:48] <Deadmeet> yes you did
[19:48] <`Mikey> damn....

#379 (1) - Posted by FA Cyrel Vandroth
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[18:22] <Glytch_> Like I said, it's a burden.
[18:22] <Jaggers> and it'd be impossible to get up.
[18:22] <`Gabriel> Who would screw a 6 foot penis?
[18:22] <Deadmeet> a woman with a REAALLY big pussy?
[18:22] <Glytch_> You could have several girls on top of it.
[18:22] <MGn-Shik> queena?
[18:22] <MGn-Shik> :P
[18:22] <`Gabriel> LOL!!!!
[18:23] <Deadmeet> ROFLAMO!!!
[18:23] * Eve smacks her forehead

#381 () - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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* Sairret steals Shik's bra
<Keets> sometimes when he isn't looking, I suckle on them
* Sairret tosses it to Keets

#382 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Capt_Mo> ow.......my weewee itches
(MGn-Shik) .................................................................................................................................

#383 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Codyman> if you say anything about your penis to me, I'm going to f*cking kill you
<StrmTroop> Cody, do you want to see my penis?
(MGn-Shik) :P

#385 (2) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Ater> I'm making this public! Los Has corrupted my Winamp!
<Los> LOL
<Los> ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!
<Ater> It won't stop playing Robbie Williams!

#389 (3) - Posted by CMDR Cole Landfarer
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<`HotShot> When Orny is Horny, nothing can stop him :P
<Xexre> Yes, things can stop me.
<Xexre> 1.) If it ain't legal
<Xexre> 2.) If it ain't protected
<Xexre> 3.) If it ain't consentual
<Xexre> 4.) If my zipper's stuck
<RS_Sair> Thats why you should carry a pocket knife around with you.

#391 (-2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<`Icey> MY ASS!
<LCL_Kyle> Is big
<`Entropy> Heh
<Capt_Mo> LOL!!!
(Daverion) lol

#392 (3) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* LtColCoop casts Vender and Jester in the fiery pits o' hell
<Jest|away> oh good, i'm home again

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