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#474 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Davery> Bah. I just got an email offering me free condoms. I run an online SW club. What the f!ck am I going to do with a bunch of free condoms...

#475 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Orian> I'm never going to a titty bar again.

#476 () - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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<Col_Coop> we've been to each others' homes - although nOT THAT OFTEn LATELY - but we've never lived together
<`Marshall> but every night you come to his house and start boinkin'
<Col_Coop> we never boinked, we just fool around a bit
<`Marshall> played: "suck my weewee"
<`Marshall> :)
<Col_Coop> my penis. in your mouth it must go.
<Col_Coop> hmmhmhmhmhm!
<`Marshall> eeeeewwwwww
<`Styx`> well, now we know where Yoda got the psycho laugh thing
<Col_Coop> "Your dildos. You will not need them."
<`Dylor> Coop's bi?
<Col_Coop> cum or cum not, there is no try :)

#477 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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I know it's bad form to post your own quotes, but this just had to be preserved...
<Col_Coop> "logging off", is that, like, female masturbation?

#478 (-1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* Scarlet unbuttons her blouse and flashes everyone

#479 () - Posted by COL Elad 'Ambious' Avron
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<Los> hmm...I'm gonna blow dry my hair...but Losblow is a terrible nick and losdry isnb't much better
<Sair> Go with LosWet

#480 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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* BenWebCam likes his Snakey

#483 () - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* Scarlet shows everyone his male genitals

#484 (0) - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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<Rikel> I look at porn sites and they advertise all types of weird sh*t

#485 (2) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Col_Coop> you guys aren't gonna believe what i just found online
<Col_Coop> a picture...of a nAKED woman!
<Col_Coop> she's not wearing any clothes!

#486 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Icey> son of a f*cking bitch f*ck sh!t damn mother f*cking MSn Zone peice of sh!t bitch dick ball-sucking ass dick mother f*cker!
<`Kaz> Rahj I think he's talking to you

#490 (2) - Posted by RA Adam "Vender" Fene
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* LCMVender wonders when that cerimony will be done..
<Fion> He'd be a good - shut up, Vender - XO when I'm dead and gone, anyway.

#491 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<CPTJester> so do I. however much I can get down my throat in one go

#492 () - Posted by FA Dave Trebonious-Astoris
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<`Davery> The worst is finding a condom in the freezer
<Dashy> Really? Who makes those then? I'll look out for them next time I'm in Tesco's

#493 (-3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<COL-Mike> the only good president is a dead one

#494 (-1) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<MaD_Xeno> The world's longest name officially used by a person is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior" which is composed of 28 words or 192 letters.
(Rooks) ........
<MAJ_Mo> ...............
<MAJ_Mo> lol
(`Eric) um.................

#495 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<MajSconn> BTW....what day is it? I mean, I know it's Monday, but what's the number?
<Codyman> hell, I didn't even know it was monday

#496 (-2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<COL-Mike> plus, i probably don't have the energy to get it up long enough for a good f*ck

#497 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Gov_Mak> id do a better job than dave.

#499 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Davery> nothing quite like getting the deed to somebody's soul

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