<Scarlet> Komm, just for u to know, an average lightsabre is 3 feet long =OP
<Komm> *smirk*
<Komm> Y e a h
<Scarlet> lightsabres are a Jedi's "pride"
<Komm> Poor Yoda..
<Komm> ;)
<Komm> He must not have been very proud, then.
(Ven_PHP) hehe
<Erin`> Such simple pleasures.
<Caldie> Simple? :)
<RS-Trosa> 'Tis a gift to be simple
<Caldie> Tis a gift to be free
<RS-Trosa> Tis a gift to come down where we ught to be....::Pulls Caldie to the floor::
<Caldie> and when we find ourselves in a place just right, we shall be in the valley of love and delight
<Dashy> Erin, you don't want to come down here, it smells
* COL-Mike flicks his tongue in a certain spot too ;)
* Raandu squirms
* TR_Hawk gives Mike a packet of Tic-Tacs
* COL-Mike backs off at JUST the right moment
* Raandu gasps and then cums
* TR_Hawk puts up a transparisteel shield
* TR_Hawk watches in amazement as cracks appear in the shield
* TR_Hawk runs outside
* Raandu squirts all over Dylor
* COL-Mike flashes a cocky grin
<LGn-Shik> ok, just don't scan your penis.... we REALLY don't need proof (`Davery) LOL!! That's a great parody on Russel Crowe's "Proof of life." I can imagine it now... "PROOF OF PEnIS" <LGn-Shik> 'I want 5,000,000 for your husbands penis' <LGn-Shik> 'We're going to need proof of penis before we consider paying'
<VA_Raptor> I bet you that's really what a physical is whenever you want to play sports. They're just really checking to see if you ahve a penis or not <VA_Raptor> If you don't have a penis you're at a severe disadvantage in certain things, like competitive swimming <LGn-Shik> heh <LGn-Shik> it's aerodynamic <VA_Raptor> You need it sticking out of your speedo <VA_Raptor> Guys just look funny wihtout a package <`JK_Rich> So you're saying it's like a rudder? :P
<LGn-Shik> a bystander took a nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> LOL
<Sair> Huh
<VA_Raptor> nipple to the eye
<VA_Raptor> Sounds like celebrity deathmatch
<LGn-Shik> that's an injury to be proud of
<Kerensky> Heh...
<Sair> Did he get a black eye from it? :P
<LGn-Shik> ::in the emergency room being examined:: "So how did you hurt your eye?" 'C cup and a nipple to the eye' "Lucky little bastard"
<Sair> Heh
<VA_Raptor> yeah. Then he can sow a little nipple shape onto his uniform
<LGn-Shik> the nipple of honor
<VA_Raptor> rofl
<VA_Raptor> nIPPLES OF HOnOR
<LGn-Shik> PROOF OF PEnIS
<VA_Raptor> They worshipped penises for a long time before the government finally made them stop <LGn-Shik> heh.. i just though of a good joke for april fools <LGn-Shik> make a giant penis out of paper mache, like 4-5 foot tall. and stick it in someone's yard <VA_Raptor> ROFL <VA_Raptor> "Penishenge" <LGn-Shik> qasd'fdf <LGn-Shik> LOL!! <COL-Mike> Dude, i could do that.... <LGn-Shik> that so owns <VA_Raptor> "i visited penishenge the other day" <Col_Kyle> I think someone made a penis ice sculpture once. <COL-Mike> make a stonehenge replica out of giane penis statues
<Tango_> A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here".
<Scarlet> *joke
<Scarlet> psst, reminds me of Star Wars
<Tango_> The mushroom says, "Hey, I'm a Fungi!"
<GAdBert> msg X@channels.undernet.org login #PBF IpdyY$A*
<Mo_Essay> it's /msg
<GAdBert> wait, that wasn't supposed to happen
<GAdBert> lol
<GAdBert> I know
<Mo_Essay> lol
<Mo_Essay> nice password
<Mo_Essay> =OP
<Siggy> hmmm
<Mo_Essay> hard to remember
<Mo_Essay> HOW THE HELL CAn OnE REMEMBER THAT PASSWORD!!!
* LCLnachos wants to die
<MajHammer> ok nachos, but before you die, promote me ok?
<LCLnachos> sure
* LCLnachos kills himself
<LCLnachos> MY F**KInG SOUnD CARD IS FRIED....AGAIn!!!
<MajHammer> HEY!!! You forgot to promote me first!!
