<RyanDeean> My religion is officially Jedi and my aim is to get a girl to say "Ryan you make me touch myself" once that has been completed I will have to find something else to do
<LGn-Shik> deaan, she'll touch herself... to try and kill herself by choking
* _Star_ wonders if she can make a male say that, oh bah, way too easy
<`HotShot> IM should be on the Florida coin.
<`IronMan> I could see it now.
<`IronMan> Florida coin
<`IronMan> Flip the back and it's me leanin' against a plam tree eatin' a piece of chicken
* LGn-Shik 's mind wanders back to that day nikki was wearing those tight ass conforming pants... <LGn-Shik> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~ * LGn-Shik falls over <LGn-Shik> she's like a dance major... god i bet she could bend in all kindsa fun kinky ways (`Davery) Okay Shik, we don't know who nikki is :P <LGn-Shik> well.. she's hot, lets just put it that way :D @ `Davery dives behind a bunker (`Davery) "HE'S GOnnA BLOW" @ Deltan puts on the rubber suite <LGn-Shik> I'm not rahj, I don't make a mess. (`Davery) what, you have delicate orgasms? :P
<LGn-Shik> "I smell sex and candy" <`Ares`> so do i... (`Kaz) Raandu must be humping a Twix bar again <LGn-Shik> nah, more like one of those peeps.. those pink ones are DEAD SEXY! <LGn-Shik> new meaning to cream filling...
* LGn-Shik points to the EH bylaws "Anything that is involved with the EH is property of the EH and of the EHFC and EHXO" :D (AbK) it doesn't say that Shik :-p (AbK) specifically, (AbK) but it implies it :-p
<Raandu> Shik's got a cabinet full of that stuff <LGn-Shik> of what? <LGn-Shik> cup-o-puddy? <`Entropy> Got it on sale. 4 for a buck. Expired and tastes a little funny, but he still enjoys it.
<LGn-Shik> it takes something to disturb me... you... you have acheived that <Zilch> Shik? Grossed out? Someone write the date down. <`Face> 4/19/01 (Raandu) mwahahaha <`Face> 1:16am EST (Raandu) We'll go down in RS history <Zilch> from this day forth, it's an RS holiday.
<`Davery> gah. Shik <`Davery> You're obsessed with secretive excretions. You're gonna become a CIA fecal scientist or something. "Take this sample down to the lab and have Dr. Shik examine it and get us some poo-prints"
<`Kaz> Im going to make a webpage declaring I own Windows <`Davery> You need the original .doc to prove it, Kaz <`Kaz> I bet I can find one <`Kaz> You know how ironclad .doc files are
*** `Kumba (umba12345@207.233.154.*) Topic #emperor's_hammer " Welcome to #Emperor's_Hammer. Current Topic: How many times we can wank it in a day! " 04/14/2001 10:33:55.pm
(`Kaz) Get mad at a fish for swimming <LGn-Shik> ok * LGn-Shik looks at the goldfish <LGn-Shik> YOU SWIM <LGn-Shik> DAMn YOU! <LGn-Shik> DOnT SWIM f*ckER! <LGn-Shik> AnD DOnT HAVE GILLS! <LGn-Shik> GILLS EVIL! <LGn-Shik> DOnT BLOW BUBBLES AT ME YOU LITTLE PAnSY, THInKIn' YOU COOL WITH YOUR LITTLE CASTLE AnD SCUBA DUDE WITH A TREASURE CHEST! (`Kaz) The sad thing...we can all see Shikkie doing this (`Kaz) Just screaming at a goldfish
