<Davey_17> Some people go a bit farther than calling him the pet {LGn-Shik} like what, feeding him kibbles? {LGn-Shik} why do they need an ambassador... {LGn-Shik} i should go sit in there {LGn-Shik} "Hi, I'm just an observer" {LGn-Shik} "I'm quality control, making sure there are enough off color comments, sarcasm, and dildo jokes per hour as required by the Shikkie Bylaws revision 3.6
<LCM-Sconn> RS Radio just wouldn't be allowed. <LCM-Sconn> Too damn XXX rated. <LGn-Shik> it'd be lke "And now, The puddy is a banging' and the hooker is a screamin' by RSHC" <LCM-Sconn> Or, "Sconn hasn't masturbated in 42 days" by the Screaming Testes.
* COL-Mike starts killing people with his mighty spooge cannon <LGn-Shik> I guess we don't have to worry about mike killing too many... he has the single shot model
<VA_Raptor> rubber on fur? uggggggggg.. my chem teacher did that kind of experiment in class two years ago. He humped a piece of fur with a long rubber stick that looked like a phallic joy toy. I'm still scarred
{LGn-Shik} free condoms.. our school if they did that... it'd be cheapass generic condoms.. like.. the thumb off of a surgical glove with some KY smeared on it
<`Kaz> I was in a music store with a friend last year...one of his crazy friends came in and started staring intently at this motorized display with the dixie chicks and a rocket <`Kaz> He just up and shouted "LOOK! THE DIXIE CHICKS ARE ROTATInG On A GIAnT PEnIS!" <`Kaz> ...and the store went entirely quiet {LGn-Shik} I'd have been on the floor "Oh Sh*t, we're with him!" <`Kaz> ...yeah...we sorta moved away :P {LGn-Shik} doesn't beat when I tripped into a display of action figures that was stacked up {LGn-Shik} I'm just walking into the store, there's a hot chick in a mini skirt and halter top, I pay more attention to the booby than to where I'm going.... CRASH {LGn-Shik} GI Joes killed by the 100s. {LGn-Shik} but I'll be damned if I didn't get a good view up her skirt from the floor... :P
<`Kaz> nasty is Rahj in a miniskirt * `Kaz shudders <`Kaz> Last time I ever go into dave's office <Trate> was Dave doing him from the back? <`Kaz> ....you think I'd stay to check?
(RaanduLOA) Dammit some bozo keep sending me nekkid Britany Spears pics <Ater> ....... <LGn-Shik> ... <Ater> And you're complaining? <LGn-Shik> :RaanduLOA: and that's a bad thing?
* LGn-Shik runs around the room with a bottle in his pants * LGn-Shik unzips his fly and points the bottle out and grabs a glass, and purs olive oil into it <LGn-Shik> who wants some? (`Kaz) .... (`Kaz) Shik unzipped his fly and asked "who wants some" @ `Kaz hides behind Blaster
<`Kaz> Yes cocky british
<`Kaz> Tra la la we're going to have colonies......hey you have to pay us lots of tax now!
<`Kaz> ...what are you doing with that rifle
<`Owain> I liked the big pink hole. That was a fun sim. <Lessia> that was funny <Lessia> we all went into Ater's big pink hole <LGn-Shik> ........ <LGn-Shik> i'd rather be in a girls pink hole but..... whatever float's your boat
