<StrmTroop> My fin itches dammit
<Col_Coop> you have a fin?
<StrmTroop> .....yes
<Col_Coop> are you a dolphin?
<StrmTroop> no
<Col_Coop> what are you?
<StrmTroop> A person
<Col_Coop> with a fin?
<StrmTroop> ...with a fin
* StrmTroop furiously rubs the back of his neck, massaging the fin
<StrmTroop> Gah!
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<StrmTroop> What should I do for my fin?
<TR_Hawk> didn't you hear?
<StrmTroop> .......
<TR_Hawk> mike can chop it off for you
<StrmTroop> nO!
<TR_Hawk> he's good with knives...
<StrmTroop> It's part of me
* COL-Mike slices the fin cleanly off
* `Kyle eats the fin and runs away
<Col_Coop> just rub some aloe on it
<StrmTroop> Ok
<StrmTroop> I should go to bed now, get some rest
<StrmTroop> DOn'T make any quotes of me mentoning my fin
* Raandu rubs Shik's leg <Raandu> Oh come on.It'll be fun * LGn-Shik swats Raandu <LGn-Shik> so fresh! * Zilch watches Raandu splatter <Raandu> playing hard to get
<Dashy> There's a fly, its hovering above a River. Watching the Fly is a fish, the fish thinks "If that fly drops 6 inches lower, then I'll jump out and eat it! Watching the fish is a bear. THe bear thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it. Watching the bear, is a hunter, behind a bush.
<Dashy> The hunter thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, and I'll jump out and shoot the bear
<Dashy> Watching the hunter is a mouse, the mouse thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear and I'll nip out and take the cheese from the hunters lunch box
<Dashy> Watching the mouse is a cat, up in a tree. The cat thinks, if that fly drops 6 inches lower, that fish will jump out and I'll swip the fish and eat it, the hunter will shoot the bear, the mouse will run out and eat the cheese and I'lljump down and eat the mouse.
<Dashy> 4 seconds later the fly drops 6 inches
<Dashy> The fish jumps out, eats the fly, the bears swips and eats the fish, the hunter jumps out and shoots the bear, the mouse pegs it out as fast as his little legs will take him and eats the cheese, and the cats jumps, misses, and falls in the River....
<Dashy> and the moral of the story is?
<Dashy> Whenever a fly drops 6 inches....there will always be wet pussy! Tada, and Dashy joke a la sh*t!
<LCM-Sconn> Mo, man, you need a good f*ck. Or some weed. You need the to relax.
<MAJ_Mo> huh?
<MAJ_Mo> I relax with Shan
<MAJ_Mo> Shan isn't a new drug
<LCM-Sconn> nah, she's been around the block a few times.
<MAJ_Mo> no, Shan does the job
<Cpt_Apoc> no no no Mo, you need a REAL f*ck
<MAJ_Mo> I want a pretty girl with my type of personality to make love with me<LCM-Sconn> Mo. There's two things wrong with that.<LCM-Sconn> A) That would imply that you will ever make love. B) There is not another person, let alone a woman, with your personality.
<Orian> A MOnKEY
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I said
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> I said
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to reiterate:
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> I would like to reiterate:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> I would like to clarify with all here:
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> I would like to clarify with all here:
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<RyanDeean> no monkeys
<Orian> Yes monkeys
<`JK_Rich> what is with you guys with bananas and monkeys?
<Zilch> 3 out of 10
<LCM_Raven> 33%
* LCM_Raven shocks everone with his intelligence :P <LCM-John> how in hell do you get 33% from three tenths?
<`Kaz> Al Gore Math
<Unkown> the EH is gay
<Unkown> the new grand master of the dark brotherhood of jedi has been forcing every member (all 800 of them) to come on IRC and proclaim their loyalty publicly
<Khaen> jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjj,
<Khaen> damnit!
<Khaen> theres a bit of pickle from my big mac stuck between my J and K keys
<Khaen> im trying to pry the little f*cker out
<The-Amb> I got back from the party last night with only my pants shoes and jacket. no underpants, no socks, no shirt...
<The-Amb> I don't know how that happened, but it must mean I had fun...
* Eveness blows a bubble and it floats around the room
* Eveness chases it
<Eveness> Bubby! Bubby bubby bubby!!
* Eveness leaps up and tries to catch it
* `IronMan tackles Eve in midair.
* `Kaz blows a whistle
<CMRVender> TOUCHDOWn
<`Kaz> 2nd down
<Eveness> GGAAAAHHH!
<`Kaz> ....
<CMRVender> nO!
<`Kaz> getting tackled isnt a touchdown
<CMRVender> she was in!!
<CMRVender> The ball was in!!
<Eveness> Look! Look! Over the line! Right there!
* `Kaz hits Vender with a folding chair
<CMRVender> oof
* Eveness does her touchdown dance
<`Kaz> XFL...heh
