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#826 (2) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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<`Rode> i will remember to be extra nice to you now
<JakeBlues> she's a lioness with her cadets...
<`Rode> so?
<JakeBlues> and a tigress with her lovers.. ;)
<Cherin`> ooh ;)
* Cherin` huggles Jakey
<`Rode> now that one i kinda wnat to see
<Cherin`> nicely phrased
<JakeBlues> thanks, I have moments :)
* JakeBlues hugs you tight

#827 (1) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<Shil> your voice isn't f*cked
<JakeBlues> it's f*cked
<JakeBlues> I can't sing... so it's f*cked...
<Shil> bollocks
<Shil> you think I can sing?
<JakeBlues> lol... I don't think so
<Shil> there is nothing more frightening than me singing, I can turn any really cool song into the sound of Cats being run over by a steamroller powered by Bagpipe playing scotsmen with their balls in vices

#828 () - Posted by FA Sienn "The Rot" Sconn
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* StrmTroop castrates himself with a dull, rusted spoon

#829 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Maj_Apoc> sure, I can get it off.

#830 (-1) - Posted by COL Los Bennett
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<Kerensky> ...Yeah, I do have a bit of length over here....

#831 (1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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<OwainB> She's planning a new sim. The allegience wing against the terrifying chicken leg legion.

#832 (1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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*** Cherin` changes topic to 'AW news Intro | blah | more blah | blah no-one listens to | weather blah | regional blah | sports blah | end credits'
<Owain> Boredom. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the AW crew, as we dicuss strange topics, laugh at Shik, and bodly do nothing that can't be done done by a well-trained monkey.
<Owain> ::Pans out to view the members of the AW. The camera swiftly turns away, for the watcher's sanity.::
<Owain> Captains Log. Stardate, Some time around august. After leaving the planet of the nyphomaniacs, we were faced with a argonising decision. Who was gonna have the last rollo?

#834 () - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* DashClone looks at RedBabe "Hi there, wanna f*ck?" (MikezĀ®)

#835 (2) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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* DashClone looks at RedBabe "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock." (MikezĀ®)

#836 (0) - Posted by CMDR Tethran Cotec
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<DashClone> I got a new stick yesterday. not as many buttons as the last one, and no hat, but it works
<Blowpop> cool
<Blowpop> i have a hat on my stick too

#837 () - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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<Dashy> Mmmm, nothing really changes around here does it? Young Boys will always trying and expoilate the few girls brave enough to join this club...........I LOVE IT!

#838 (1) - Posted by COL Kelron Jevix
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<Toran> note to self, never finger Shik :P

#839 (-1) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<JakeBlues> there's nothing better like going drunk to work
<JakeBlues> I've done it :P
<`Johnny> yeah but Jake, here in hell, we get fired for that...and fired means no more money...no more money means no more tequlia...no more tequlia means J starts breaking things...wash rinse repeat

#840 (1) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<`Johnny> Fion...I...dont...care....at...all...about...you....and....your....stupid...grammar

#841 (2) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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* CastinFox slaps Johnny with a large cod
<`Johnny> large cod
* `Johnny slaps Castin with a large cock
<`Johnny> I mean cod
<Johnny> oops...:P
*** Sig-ASP (Pillar@cr150419-c.mtwd1.on.wave.home.com) tanca [19:49] Ping timeout
<CastinFox> get that cock away from me
<`Johnny> its Fions...treat it nice and you might get put somewhere somewhat good
<`Johnny> wait does that mean I just said Fion has a large cock...no I was mistaken

#842 () - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<Vendz> It's like..fion is flying..
<Vendz> and I'd be like..an actual "Vending Machine" as his droid
<Vendz> be stuck in that little hole
<Shil> you want to be stuck in Fions little hole?

#843 (-2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<DCDrunk> Why would I want to jerk off at all?

#844 () - Posted by LCM Marshall Snakeface
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<`Snake`> IM nOT SITTInG HERE BEHInD MY HOLO TO LET ME GET SCREWED BY YOU!!!
<`Snake`> btw, wanna play a game?
<`Snake`> go to my side
<`Snake`>Uhm...........site

#845 (3) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`JK_Rich> your intelligents is stagering.

#846 (1) - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<Johnny17> I swear to god if I get fingered again, I'm gonna explode
<Johnny17> ..oh damn that came out wrong

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