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#847 (0) - Posted by CMDR Johnny
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* `Johnny finds several old copies of Playboy with Shils mailing address on them, and many pages stuck together
<`Johnny> Here shil i think these belong to you
<Shil> nope, I subscribe to PlayBeing . .
* Shil scratches onthe mailing addresss
<Shil> This says SHIK

#848 (0) - Posted by CMDR Johnny
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* `nathan shoves the Death Star up Johnny's ass
<Vendz> kuz that's not conventional johnny ;)
<`Johnny> holy sh*t, the kid finally did something right
* TR_Hawk aims Johnny's ass at nathan
<TR_Hawk> FIRE THE LASER!
* `nathan ducks
<Vendz> lmao
<`Face> lol
<`Johnny> pull my finger

#849 () - Posted by CMDR Johnny
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<`Face> Well, that DS was in John's ass.
<`Face> So, even a cup ain't gonna help the smell
<`Johnny> yeah, and damn was it a tight fit
<`Jester> ewwwwwwwww, ew,ew,ew,eew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew
<`nathan> it wasn't easy, but I made it fit

#850 () - Posted by LCL Kenal 'Fox' Darklighter
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<Lt_Fox> I just made an AT-ST walker out of paperclips.

#851 (0) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<FionSLEEP> DRInK!

#852 () - Posted by GEN Jake Blues
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<`nate> I'm now trying to hold another squad together and have to do really well with my flying. I don't have the time
<`nate> sorry
<`Johnny> gold doesnt need you that bad
<`nate> oh but they do
<`nate> with only 6 people who can report now?
<`Johnny> you could still win...lol
<`Johnny> sorry i tried to say that without laughing

#853 () - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<TyrinDrax> Other than the penis and the facial hair i'm all woman ;)

#854 (1) - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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*** Shil (Shil@*.inv.ihug.co.nz) Quit <08/30/2001 12:43:37.pm> (I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye. </Hannibal Lecter>)

#855 () - Posted by CMDR Shil
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<SSJ3ven> I live in wisconsin :P
<SSJ3ven> Cows are my thang

#856 (2) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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"DRInK!" ::Fion yelled as he fell off his stool::

#857 () - Posted by MGN Gabrich Varmer
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(FionSLEEP) no sh*t, I thought it stood for Incredibly Randy Copulation!

#858 (0) - Posted by CMDR Shil
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* Shil applies a crimson of drink ( A crimson being a unit of liquor measurement bigger than a flaggon, and smaller than an ocean)
* Shil applies a Fion of Drink (A Fion being a unit of Alcoholic measurement bigger than an ocean, and smaller than the universe)

#859 (1) - Posted by LCL Lunac`her`inar
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<LCM_Apoc> we gonna do it here, or get a private room, Mike?

#861 (3) - Posted by LCM Mo Kongo
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<Rahj> We giving out LCM promotions only or something?
<LCM_Mo> i dunno
<Kaz> They're free with a tank of gas

#863 (1) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<Earthkeep> I'm 280 pounds and partially naked

#864 (0) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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<`Davye> Apoc! That's what I need

#865 (1) - Posted by COL Toran Celd
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<ToranAFK> I knew it!
<Owain> Yes, I am a woman.

#866 (-1) - Posted by COL Toran Celd
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* OwainB glares at Los "I'm going to let Mike eat you with some Fava beans and a nice chianti."
<Los> Mike can eat me whenever he wants :P

#867 () - Posted by LCL DashClone
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@ KernTowl moons apoc, then wanders to get something on
* Owain eyes!
* LCM_Apoc goes blind
<Xtremegen> eww
<Owain> My eyes!

#868 (2) - Posted by BGN Amplan Dayne
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* DashClone gets a beer from behind the bar. "Anyone else want anything?" <RA-Shik> penis on penis hardcore action

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